People magazine (the magazine that writes about people) is reporting that Ashton Kutcher & Mila Kunis are officially maybe engaged. Anyone that’s been around for the past 20 years remembers these two from That 70’s Show, proving that the whole proximity principal is in fact a real thing.
Kutcher went on to star in unforgettable roles on the big screen (his latest being the desecration of Steve Jobs) and Kunis, well, I can’t remember much that she’s done except for getting hotter and hotter as the years have gone by. This by the way is no easy task to accomplish.
If you think about it, their relationship makes perfect sense. For a long time Ashton was with a 50 year old woman that looked like she was in her 30’s. And Mila was with a 30’s something man that looked like he was in his 50’s.
Kutcher’s former romance ended because for one reason or another he wasn’t satisfied with the world’s hottest mom and decided to cheat on her with some girl who wasn’t even allowed 15 min by the powers that be because she looked so ordinary and boring.
Kunis’s last relationship on the other hand, ended because her man was spending less time with her and focusing more time on his budding music career as the kazoo player for The Pizza Underground.
Both Kutcher and Kunis have maintained that they’re best of friends and have been a constant source of companionship & support for one another throughout the years.
And as everyone knows, the best way to honor such a long & fruitful friendship is to get married, so you end up hating, despising and divorcing one another long before your 1st year anniversary.
Love is something so special it requires a crash helmet.
