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Rules For Dating Occupy Wall Street Protestors

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October 31, 2011

I was downtown recently and stopped by the Occupy LA protests.  My heart is with the Occupy Wall Street protesters and I truly believe they may bring about positive changes in our political system.  But on a lighter note, I also noticed that there seemed to be a lot of ” title=”older than 35, you are too old to be hitting on anyone there.”>older than 35, you are too old to be hitting on anyone there.
2. Don’t focus on more complicated issues like the fact that less than ” title=”white college-kid protest issues”>white college-kid protest issues like how recent grads have to take low-paying jobs out of college that don’t utilize their liberal arts degrees.
3. Dress Like a ” title=”True Life: I’m Occupying Wall Street “>True Life: I’m Occupying Wall Street so choose wisely if you’re occupying in the bedroom. 
10. Never admit that you secretly would jump at the chance to date a hot 1 percenter.


Tamara Shayne Kagel is a writer living in Santa Monica, CA. To find out more about her, visit” title=”@tamaraskagel.” target=”_blank”>@tamaraskagel. © Copyright 2011.

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