When I was in high school, our principal used to come on the PA every morning to make the following announcement: “Make sure you’re on time to class. Don’t be a fool with no mama who gets caught in the Tardy Sweep.”
(Incidentally, our high school mascot was a unicorn. Because we are special and magical and we all shit rainbows. Fools with no mamas or not, we have Unicorn Pride.)
But I digress.
(Please forgive me – I’m a little more tired and neurotic than usual.)
Anyway, if one more person asks me “>So much for shutting up.
Fight on, Unicorns! Fight on. |

Fight on, Unicorns! Fight on.































