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April 20, 2017

The difference between the Jews and the Christians,
Father said, is that the Christians believe Hell exists
in the next world. Whereas, every Jew knows that Hell
is a real place. Hell existed in Nazi Germany. It’s
always on the move. We’re not afraid of landing in it
in the next world, because six million Jews already
died there. Hell could be one dictator away. That’s why
you should vote. Dogmatists hate voting booths,
unless they can come up with a devious way of changing our votes.

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