Me: “It hurts me when I do this….”(picture me moving my elbow)
My DAD: “So don’t do that.”
Me: “But it hurts when I touch my arm.”
My DAD: “So don’t touch your arm.”
Me: “Is my arm broken?”
My DAD: “I don’t know, try to move it.”
Me: “But it hurts.”
My DAD: “So DON”T MOVE IT!”
Me; “What kind of doctor are you?”
My DAD: “Guts and Butts. It’s a dirty job, but somebody’s gotta do it.”
Me: “but it’s my elbow.”
My DAD: “Like I said, don’t move it, you’ll be fine.”
Me: “What if I die?”
My DAD: “You’re not gonna die. You’re alive today.”
Me: “What happens when we die?”
My DAD: “I don’t know much, but I can tell you this, life and death are like a two sided coin. On one side of the coin is life, and on the other side is death. One day we will die and go to heaven, and I promise you this, we won’t need money to pay for property once we get there.
