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December 10, 2010

Lusby sent me this video with the warning: “I believe this is the first sign of the Apocalypse.” Indeed.

I thought the video must have been a hoax, but then I watched it and realized there was nothing fake about Ozzy Osbourne and Jessica Simpson doing a “Winter Wonderland” duet. In it, Ozzy bites the style of Harry Dunne rather than a bat’s head. And Jessica Simpson looks better than she has in years. A little research explained why: This failed lab experiment was from 2003.

I guess we’ll have to wait a little longer for the Rapture.

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