VideoJew sent me a fun little Sarah Palin game from Polit Tsk Tsk Tsk that reveals what my country name would be if I had been born to Sarah Palin. You ready?
Bush Gator Palin.
I love it. It’s like the name formulator knew the inner me. Much better than my mafia name (Monkey Shines Emilio) or my gangsta name (Straight Lumpynutz).
It’s also turns out, that my name and lack of qualifications might enable me to be president one day:
Yes, the American people have learned from experience that it’s not the content of your resume but the quality of your character that will make you a good president. And with the war in Iraq, the mortgage crisis, the banks going bankrupt, China winning the Olympics, and Gossip Girl on TV, we really need a personality cult more than we need policy. Get our your life insurance, your gun, and your credit card, because we’re in for a rocky future.
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