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Prince William and Kate Middleton’s Royally Jewish Wedding

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April 27, 2011

Never mind that the Prince William and Kate Middleton are Christian. That’s no excuse for Jews to feel left out during the Royal Wedding extravaganza.  I give you the Royal Wedding’s Sheva Brachot (seven blessings).

Royal Sheva Brachot

1. David Beckham will be in attendance and according to him, he’s ‘“” title=”Somethingjewish.com” target=”_blank”>Somethingjewish.com)

Well, if that’s all it takes, Jews should be exponentially growing in number.  For further proof of his member of the tribe status, he has a verse from ” title=”JPost” target=”_blank”>JPost)

3. A black hat is a black hat.  Just because the guards’ “bearskin” hats are fuzzy and three feet tall, that shouldn’t prevent the obvious connection to Haredi black hats and Orthodox Jews. 

4. Speaking of the guardsmen, they are hypothetically all Jewish friendly now that Cameron Reilly has been ” title=”HuffingtonPost” target=”_blank”>HuffingtonPost)

Then there’s the food.  From a Jewish standpoint, there are some touchy items on the

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