It appears the Zionist global conspiracy, responsible for most of what’s wrong in this world, is more widespread than previously thought. Jews have such a stranglehold on world domination that they’ve recruited Osama bin Laden to do their bidding. In fact, the most-wanted terrorist in the world, who we’ve been so unable to locate, was a pretty easy get: According to the Pakistan Daily, bin Laden is the most crypto-crypto-Jew of all time and al Qaeda is a Jewish front.
Seriously, you can’t make this stuff up.