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October 15, 2024

You’re Not Going Out Like That

Occasionally, male comedians will bomb so severely that they will decide to ditch their pants. I was one of those. One night, very early in my career, I finished the act in my boxers — boxers, but never briefs. Of course, this was before I had a rabbi and wife. Boxers are funny; briefs are not. After ten seconds, I was back to bombing.

But now gone are the boxers and panties (with the day of the week) in Brooklyn at The Naked Comedy Show.  I’ve not been there, but the comedians, men and women, and many of the newest genders are legit top to bottom swinging in the wind, and you can be, too. The first two rows of seating are clothing optional. (I want to know who wants to sit in their seat after them and where they hide their credit cards). My mohel did good work but not for show and tell. 

When I was growing up, the T-shirt was called an undershirt. You wore it under your shirt; it was not a shirt. A T-shirt was the top half of your underwear. Except for tie-dye and Marlon Brando yelling, “Stella,” there was a time you wouldn’t dare leave the house in just a “T.”  Two-hundred-dollar Ts with the Tommy Hilfiger (TH) logo hadn’t yet been invented. If I wore my undershirt to fifth grade, they would’ve sent me home, and my parents would have been sent to a mental institution. Except for breakfast, or if I were sick, my mother would not allow me to eat at the dining table without pants. Now that we are empty nesters between you and me, I’m back eating cereal in my underwear. 

Even at funerals, except for family, many people don’t dress up anymore. It used to be that the dearly departed were stored in a suit and tie or wedding dress. Nowadays, some are lowered or cremated in jeans, flip-flops, Def Leppard T-shirts, and some weed.

Europe has always been known for its fashion: Nazi sympathizer Coco Chanel, Karl Lagerfeld, Miuccia Prada, Gianni Versace, and Christian Dior. I was recently in Europe. As my mother would say, “You’re not going out looking like a ragpicker.”  Many in Europe today look like ragpickers who smoke. It seemed that the best-dressed were Muslim and Orthodox Jewish women, and these people don’t always follow the latest fashion trends. 

My dentist sent me for a root canal to this guy, and he said he was a genius. I was already in the dental chair, ready for the lie-down position, when the genius walked in wearing a T-shirt, jeans, and sneakers and having hair down the middle of his back. I wasn’t sure if he would fix my tooth or take me to a Stones concert. Did he do a good job? Yes. Did he look like a doctor? No. 

Mark Zuckerberg looks like some kid going to Starbucks. How many women would go to an Ob-Gyn who’s wearing a Mickey Mouse T-shirt? Don’t tell me that can’t happen. Think of how many things you’ve already said that about. How many men would go to a proctologist with no fingers? That proctologist one is just a joke I thought of and is irrelevant to this story. 

So, is the way most people dress now good or bad? I believe it’s a bad thing. There was a time when society dictated how people dressed if they entered the street. You wore your work uniform, a dress or a suit and tie. 

Going to a Major League Baseball game or flying on an airplane was once something people dressed up for. When looking for a job, you didn’t dress like you needed one. Now, people board jets with sandals and no socks, remove them, and put their feet on the armrests. Don’t get me started on pre-ripped clothing. 

I remember going to Broadway shows or seeing Frank Sinatra in concert. Everyone was dressed to the hilt.  They didn’t look like people just off a free cheese line.

Look at some old movies and how people dressed for a simple walk or a car ride. They looked like a new, crisp $20 bill. Do you agree? Or am I just getting old?


Mark Schiff is a comedian, actor and writer, and hosts, along with Danny Lobell, the “We Think It’s Funny” podcast. His new book is “Why Not? Lessons on Comedy, Courage and Chutzpah.”

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Will Kamala Regret Not Picking Shapiro?

In an excruciatingly close and increasingly tense election season, Pennsylvania has emerged as the ultimate electoral prize. While all the key swing states are too close to call at this point, Pennsylvania’s size, geography and history have made it the single most likely decider of this presidential campaign.

Kamala Harris and Donald Trump have spent more than $350 million just on television ads in the state — $142 million more than the next closest state and more than key Midwestern battlegrounds Michigan and Wisconsin combined. Harris spent one out of every three days in Pennsylvania during the month of September, an extraordinary commitment given the competing demands for a candidate’s time in the weeks before an election. 

Harris highlighted the state’s importance with studied precision in her debate with Trump, framing Trump’s ambiguity regarding the war in Ukraine by specifically referencing a key demographic voter group. “Why don’t you tell the 800,000 Polish Americans right here in Pennsylvania how quickly you would give up?” she asked.

Harris has more than 400 staff members on payroll in the state spread across 50 field offices. Joe Biden and Barack Obama, the last two Democratic presidents, are campaigning for her there. Her campaign is doing everything they possibly can to win Pennsylvania – almost. 

There is one notable exception to that no-holds-barred effort. Governor Josh Shapiro, a fellow Democrat and ardent Harris supporter, has maintained an approximately 60% approval rating among Pennsylvania voters since taking office last year. Shapiro’s high approval ratings far outpace those of Harris (51%), Trump (45%), and even Taylor Swift (46%). One-third of likely Trump voters there hold a favorable view of Shapiro, who was a finalist to be Harris’ running mate but was passed over for Minnesota governor Tim Walz. Even before Walz’s underwhelming debate performance, many Harris supporters were wondering if she had made the right decision. Now, when new polls offer daily reminders of the extraordinarily tight margins between the candidates, nervous Democrats can’t help but think that maybe Shapiro would have been a smarter choice.

The downsides of a Shapiro selection are uncomfortable but understandable (although not entirely defensible). The deep divisions that have emerged among Democrats over the Gaza war have left both Harris and Biden scrambling to reassure progressive voters that their support for Israel should not be held against them when they cast their ballots. Selecting a running mate who is Jewish and a committed Zionist could have put those votes at risk. It was a gamble that Harris was unwilling to take.

Perhaps to dampen speculation that her decision was based on factors other than Middle Eastern politics, sources close to the vice president let it be known that there was a lack of personal rapport between Harris and Shapiro, and that she had bonded much more quickly and naturally with the avuncular Walz. There has also been speculation that Harris was uncomfortable with Shapiro’s fairly transparent ambition, in contrast to Walz’s assurances that he had no interest in running for president in the future.

If those reports are true, they would be almost as disappointing as her capitulation to those anti-Israel Democrats who warned her against Shapiro. John F. Kennedy, Ronald Reagan and Barack Obama all selected running mates to whom they did not feel particularly close either personally or politically. (As did Biden when he picked Harris four years ago.) But each recognized the electoral benefit of a running mate who could help them reach voters who might not be available to them otherwise. Perhaps Harris could have learned a valuable lesson from these successful candidates turned presidents. Or maybe the lack of chemistry with Shapiro was just insider spin to distract from the real issue at hand.

Giving anti-Zionist progressives effective veto power over her most important personnel decision could end up being a costly mistake of incalculable proportions. 

Harris and Biden deserve great credit for their stalwart support of Israel, even given the rising pressure from the base of their own party. But giving anti-Zionist progressives effective veto power over the most important personnel decision she will make is not just an unfortunate sign of misplaced priorities. It could also end up being a costly mistake of incalculable proportions.


Dan Schnur is the U.S. Politics Editor for the Jewish Journal. He teaches courses in politics, communications, and leadership at UC Berkeley, USC and Pepperdine. He hosts the monthly webinar “The Dan Schnur Political Report” for the Los Angeles World Affairs Council & Town Hall. Follow Dan’s work at www.danschnurpolitics.com.

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Fighting Antisemitism by Winning

When I meet a Jewish college student who has encountered some of the anti-Jewish and anti-Israel venom spreading through many campuses, I have a favorite line of questioning:

Did you miss any final exams because of the protests?
Did you miss any assignments?
How did you do this semester?

In most cases, the answer is that the ugly protests, however annoying and frightening, have not hurt their academic performance. This is encouraging. It doesn’t mean, of course, that Jews should stop fighting the forces of hate and focus only on their education.

What it does mean is that sometimes the best way to fight haters is to focus on improving ourselves. Throughout our checkered history of facing hate and persecution, Jews have prevailed by playing the long game, never abandoning the essential values of learning and personal growth.

It wasn’t easy to focus on ourselves during the ten days of repentance. We entered Yom Kippur consumed with the multiple dangers of a post-Oct. 7 world; naturally, many of the sermons we heard dealt with those dangers and how to confront them. 

But those exterior threats, as urgent and consequential as they are, have little to do with the intimacy of our lives.

I can fight for Israel all day long but forget to call my mother to bring her a little joy.

I can join an activist group but fail to visit a sick uncle in the hospital.

I can follow current events but fail to attend an important event for a friend.

No matter how loud and urgent the outside noise, we can’t allow it to stifle our inner selves. The hostility toward Jews is bad enough; when we allow it to interfere with our personal growth is when we lose.

I have a dark theory about Jew-haters. It’s not just the Jews they hate — it’s also what Jews represent. They hate the aura of success that surrounds Jews. 

For all I know much of their anger may be rooted in their wanting what Jews have.

Just as the extraordinary success of Israel has attracted resentment among its hostile neighbors, the perennial success of American Jews has attracted envy among those disinclined to admire people who work their way up.

A woke movement that has turned “success” into “white privilege” has only made things worse for Jews, most of whom are conditioned from childhood to strive to constantly improve. 

The answer is not to seek sympathy by playing for victim points.  We’ve learned the hard way that Jew-hatred is flexible enough to adapt to any condition — whether Jews are weak or strong, rich or poor, left or right, and so on. 

The point is this: Since the haters will hate Jews no matter what, we might as well win in the game of life.   

Let the protesters win the yelling game. Let them damage their vocal cords to show support for Hamas. Let them invest thousands of hours playing wannabe Che Guevaras. The returns on that investment are bound to be illusionary, like gorging on cotton candy. 

Jew haters must know deep down how safe and predictable it is to side with the Palestinians, the world’s most coddled victims. The true rebels today, those who go against the grain, are the Zionists. That is the courageous choice.

It’s also the winning one. Losers define winning by how much noise they make. Winners define winning by how much they accomplish. By that metric, Jews have been humanity’s winners since time immemorial.

No other group in America has contributed more to the country than the Jews, in fields ranging from science, literature and social justice to culture, comedy and journalism.

The winds of hate that have accelerated since Oct. 7 have cast a shadow on this image of the winning Jew. Faced with the need to defend ourselves, we’ve tended to look weak and defensive. And given that victims are America’s new power brokers, we’ve also been made to feel guilty about our success. 

This is neither good for the Jews nor for America. An America that elevates victimhood over success is a nation headed for the abyss. Jews shouldn’t hide their success. Indeed, they should resuscitate and revalorize the very notion of success, walking not just as proud Jews but as proud successful Jews.

An America that elevates victimhood over success is a nation headed for the abyss. Jews shouldn’t hide their success. Indeed, they should resuscitate and revalorize the very notion of success, walking not just as proud Jews but as proud successful Jews.

In the long run, success is our strongest weapon in the fight against antisemitism. Let the haters scream on the streets and play victim. Jews have better things to do, like going to class and learning how to win.

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Jewish Ghost Stories for Cold Sukkot Nights

Sukkot is here again, and I thought it would be fun to tell a few Jewish ghost stories during those cold nights in the sukkah, when everyone is just about ready to go back inside because Jews seem to have a moratorium on the outdoors. Come to think of it, perhaps Moses beat a rock so many times because he had to live with a bunch of Jews in the wilderness for 40 years.

Come to think of it, perhaps Moses beat a rock so many times because he had to live with a bunch of Jews in the wilderness for 40 years.

I never went to Jewish sleepaway camp, unless you count summer nights spent as a kid in the ’90s watching classic TV sitcoms on “Nick at Nite” while stuffing four dozen grape leaves as camp.  

No, I never sat around a toasty fire and heard eerie stories, though my family often tried to put me to bed by warning that if I didn’t fall asleep within a few minutes, the Ayatollah would pay me a visit. So much for sweet dreams. 

A cursory Google search for “Jewish Ghost Stories” reveals spooky tales, many derived from the Talmud. But since I am compensating for the years I never spent attending sleepaway camp (or going camping, because high-maintenance Persians and camping are a bad mix), I have created a new tale book of Jewish ghost stories for readers to share with friends, family, and a few neighbors who are concerned that the hut on your front yard will lower property values in the neighborhood.

These stories focus less on The Golem or dybukkim (wandering spirits that won’t leave bodies until exorcized), and more on, well, you’ll see. Readers beware: The following is not for the faint of heart, and is especially not suitable for anyone who is prone to hallucinations, vivid imaginations, or threatening to move to Canada if one candidate wins over another next month.

The Tale of the Five Persian Brides 

Once upon a time, a group of five Persian Jewish brides sat together in a beautiful sukkah adorned with colorful fabrics made of organza and satin, with sequins and, for some reason, a big, crystal chandelier hanging from the fragile palm fronds. As the young women sipped their delicate jasmine tea and spoke exuberantly about their respective wedding plans, a strange, low fog settled over the sukkah and rattled the women into silence. 

Something felt wrong. It was Sukkot, a holiday known as “Z’man simchateinu” (“a time of our happiness”), and they were all going to be married soon in lovely wedding ceremonies. And yet, something triggered in the young, radiant women an inescapable sense of discomfort. 

Was it the ominous fog? Or the piercing silence? Something felt like a disturbing omen. 

And then, one of the brides gasped and dropped her glass teacup, shattering the stillness. Eyes wide and hands trembling, she offered a terrifying utterance that none of the women can bear to recall to this day: “Friends,” she spoke in a quiet, shaky voice, “in a few months, each one of us will marry a wonderful Ashkenazi man. And we will never, ever be able to touch rice during Passover again.”

No one knows how many brides fainted that night. Legend has it some of them even returned to Iran out of desperate fear of having to find a replacement for rice one week out of the year. 

The Curse of Daylight Savings

Years ago, after Daylight Savings Time was introduced in this country, a middle-aged Jewish man with shaky nerves and a fear of crowded spaces attempted to prepare a Shabbat meal for himself. He thought he had secured all the ingredients for non-Sephardic roast chicken: chicken, water and salt. Suddenly, he was struck with a bolt of inspiration to elevate his chicken dish with “a kick”— something exotic and tangy, something that would help him feel as though this chicken was made with the flavorful tastes of a whole other part of the world. “I’m going to buy some black pepper!” the man cried excitedly. 

He glanced at the grandfather clock in the living room. The clock read 2 p.m. “Good, I still have time,” he reassured himself as he prepared to stroll into a local kosher supermarket around the corner. But the man failed to remember that Daylight Savings Time had begun the previous weekend. Legend has it that this poor soul actually entered a crowded kosher market at 3 p.m. on a Friday afternoon. 

And to this day, no one has seen or heard from him. Though some people believe that his ghost haunts the overpriced spice aisle of the kosher market, where black pepper has a markup of 50-to-70%.

The Monkey’s Paw (and Lesson on Power)

One scorching hot summer’s day, a Jewish American millennial was strolling through a crowded bazaar in Marrakech when he spied a curious sight: a shriveled monkey’s paw tucked behind various Moroccan knick-knacks often beloved by tourists. “How much for that monkey’s paw?” he asked the stall keeper. The toothless old man grimaced and warned, “That is not for sale. It will bring curses on the head of he who approaches it with a wish.” But the undeterred young tourist responded, “I am a millennial.My tolerance for long work hours is historically low and my parents told me I am entitled to pretty much everything. So take this money and give me that paw.” 

He asked the elderly man for his Venmo QR code, picked up the paw and proceeded to walk away. “Beware!” shouted the stall keeper. “Do not abuse the magic of the monkey’s paw! Be careful what you wish for!”  The young man was intrigued. “Magic, huh?” he said as he examined the paw. “Alright, you wrinkled prune of a tchotchke, I wish to be the richest and most powerful man in the world.”

As soon as he uttered those words, the paw seemed to move in the man’s hand. Startled, he threw it aside toward the dusty ground, but before he could attempt a Venmo refund, he was transported into a multi-million-dollar mansion, where his new personal assistant informed him that he was the richest and most powerful man in the world. 

The young man was thrilled, until his assistant informed him that an angry mob had gathered outside his property. Perplexed, he wondered what he could have done to arouse so much fury and hatred. And then, he realized the terrifying truth: He was the most powerful man in the world, wielding untold power and influence. And he happened to be Jewish. 

Beware the Chef

Emily had waited for years for a kosher restaurant to open in her small town. When one finally opened, it was a sushi restaurant with a head chef who was an Israeli ex-commando named Moti. 

The food was so intolerable that the sushi tasted like an imitation of imitation crab. One day, Emily worked up the nerve to complain to Chef Moti about his terrible sushi.

She was never seen again. 

Well, maybe that’s a myth. But her mother didn’t hear from her for four hours. And it was incredibly stressful. 

The Day After

Note: This tale is more effective when told over a flashlight under one’s chin, in the dark. 

On a chilly night in early November, 71% of Jewish Americans fell asleep having learned that Donald J. Trump was reelected president. 

On an entirely unrelated note, 95% of the Iranian Revolutionary Guard Corps, including the replacement (for the replacement) of former IRGC head Qassem Soleimani, went into hiding that same evening. The remaining 5% of IRGC members demanded a recount of votes in the U.S. presidential election. 

The Bitter Truth

One year, a terrible, terrible thing happened to Israel and the Jewish people worldwide. We tried to show disturbing evidence of the crimes, but few believed us. We pleaded for our right to also exist as human beings, but we were dehumanized at every turn. 

This horror story, however, has a meaningful outcome: Jews became more loving of each other, their heritage, their identities, and their allies, than ever before. 

And years later, we finally found the man who attempted to shop for Shabbat late one Friday afternoon. He had voluntarily hidden himself in a giant freezer at the market, hoping to be discovered and thawed at a time when the world was finally ready to embrace Jews and the Jewish state. 

He was thawed and reintroduced to the world in the year 2239.

Chag Ha’Sukkot Sameach.


Tabby Refael is an award-winning writer, speaker and weekly columnist for The Jewish Journal of Greater Los Angeles. Follow her on X and Instagram @TabbyRefael.

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My Letter to Candace Owens

On September 4, 2024, I sent this letter to Candace Owens regarding many comments she has made about Jews, Zionism and Israel. I have known Candace for about as long as she has been in public life. She began her podcasting at PragerU in 2019 and left in 2021. She left on very good terms. To this day, she often speaks of her respect and love for Marissa Streit, CEO of PragerU, and me.

Within hours of receiving my letter, Candace replied:

“I deeply appreciate this e-mail and I will respond to it thoroughly. Please know that I respect you tremendously and it is difficult for me to reconcile how I feel about you and Marissa and the amazing way in which I was treated by you both, and my new feelings and understanding about Zionism. Please give me a bit of time to respond to all of your points. You can always reach out to me and no matter which side of this or any political debate we wind up on, my love and respect for you and Marissa and your treatment of me will never be swayed.”

As it happens, more than two weeks later, Candace had not responded to the letter. Given the number of subjects covered, the letter’s length, and Candace’s busy family life and career, I did not expect her to. I sent it to Candace to give her the chance to respond and because I did not want her to first see it when it went public.

After not hearing from her, I emailed Candace that I would be publishing the letter. We then spoke on the phone, she briefly explained why she hadn’t been able to respond in writing, and she in no way objected to my making the letter public.

I wish I did not have to write this letter. But Candace has said many things that need to be answered. The primary reasons I have not spoken out sooner are that I needed to become fully acquainted with all or nearly all the things she has said about Jews, Zionism, and Israel, make sure I quoted her accurately, and that I never did so out of context. That was time-consuming work.

I ask anyone who has been influenced by Candace with regard to Jews, Israel, and Zionism to make the effort to read this entire letter. If you care about truth, I believe you have a moral obligation to do so.


September 3, 2024

Dear Candace:

Like you were with Kanye West, I have been under great pressure to condemn you for what many see as your growing antisemitism.

Because I wanted to reach out to you privately before I say anything publicly, I have devoted a lot of time to listening to your relevant podcast episodes and your comments in debates and conversations with other people. If you think, based on my responses here, I’ve missed anything relevant, please let me know. I want to take everything into account, and do so in full context.

  1. Israel was founded by “Frankists” (“masquerading as Jews”).

You say: “The nation of Israel was established by some Frankists. . . .”

I taught Jewish history at Brooklyn College, and never heard or read such a thing. And even if there were any truth to it, it in no way explains the founding of Israel. For two thousand years, as part of daily ritual prayers, Jews prayed three times a day to be able to return to their homeland, Israel. That, plus the world witnessing what happens when Jews have no homeland — centuries of pogroms, massacres, and expulsions (which inspired Theodore Herzl to organize the Jews’ return to Israel — “Zionism” — in the late nineteenth century) culminating in the Holocaust — is what led to the reestablishment of the Jewish state. That Herzl came from the same general region as did Jacob Frank, who predated Herzl by about 150 years — a region with millions of Jews who were not Frankists — and therefore must have been a Frankist, seems like a pretty big leap.

  1. Alleged “Frankists,” who were in fact ethnic Jews, were responsible for missing, and presumably murdered, Christian children around Passover time.

You say: “Catholics and Christians were going missing on Passover, then they would find bodies across Europe, and they were able to trace them back to Jews . . . . They weren’t Jews, OK? It was the Frankists, and just as Leo Frank killed Mary Phagan on Passover back in 1913 or 1914 — [it was done] on Passover for a reason. The Frankist cult, which masquerades behind Jews, still participates in this shit to this day. Why would you want, as a small nation that is the size of New Jersey, the pedophiles to flee there?”

Therefore, Israel was founded to be a haven for pedophiles — who, furthermore, engage in slaughtering Christians as part of a satanic ritual.

That is as close to the medieval libel of Jews — as butchers of Christian children to use their blood for baking Passover matzo — as I have heard in my lifetime. You mock the idea that this is another blood libel. But that is what it is. And given how many Jews were massacred, often tortured to death, because of it, Jews have good reason to loathe it.

You cite and deem as credible the two modern instances of the blood libel against Jews:

“Most people don’t know. They think that the nation of Israel was established because of World War II. No. There was a lot going on leading up to that. Learn about the Damascus Affair of 1840. Learn about what happened to Eszter Solymosi in Austria in 1880. There were Christians who kept on going missing on holidays and the entire Christian world rose up and began publicizing, trying to point to what they believed to be a satanic cult. Of course, all of that’s been erased. Most Christians don’t know this.”

In 1840, in Damascus, Syrian Jews were charged with butchering Capuchin friar Thomas, an Italian monk living in Damascus. The Capuchins in Damascus spread the charge, which resulted in 63 Jewish children being abducted from their families to force the families to divulge the location of the friar’s blood. And a Jewish barber named Solomon Negrin was arbitrarily arrested and tortured until a “confession” was extorted from him. Under torture Negrin said that seven Jews killed the monk in the house of David Harari. The seven men were subsequently arrested and also tortured. Two of them died under torture.

The other blood libel you cite as credible took place in Austria-Hungary in 1882. Jews were accused of murdering and beheading a 14-year-old Catholic girl named Eszter Solymosi. A girl’s body was found on the bank of the Tisza River, but though the body was dressed in Eszter’s clothes, it was not Eszter. And if it was, it proved the charges to be libelous — there was no injury to her neck.

Nevertheless, members of the local Jewish community were accused of having killed Eszter for ritual purposes, as it happened right before Passover. Jews, according to the centuries-old charge, use Christians’ blood to bake Matzo, the unleavened Passover bread.

Eventually, after 15 months of investigation, the Hungarian Highest Court (Kúria), in a unanimous verdict, acquitted of all the accused.

You repeat this libel of anti-Christian crimes committed by Jews in another podcast: “There’s a lot behind my refusal, my absolute refusal, to bend the knee to Israel, as many American politicians have done. There’s too much I’ve learned about their [Israel’s? Jews’?] history, about what was done to Christians, which they’re alleging now is blood libel — that none of that’s real, it didn’t happen. . .”

It didn’t happen, and repeating it does terrible harm. It is painful for me to know that the Candace I have known would say such things.

  1. Israel is not our ally

You say you are “over the idea that Israel is our ally . . . if another person says that stupid statement, I am going to personally punch you in the face.” You then add that the “punch in the face” comment was a joke. But nothing else was meant as a joke.

The “joke” conveyed your contempt for anyone who says such a thing. I am one of those. And I am hardly an outlier in this regard. American administrations, Democrat and Republican, since Harry Truman saw Israel as America’s greatest ally in the Middle East, and one of its greatest allies in the world. Only the Biden administration has begun to regard Israel differently.

In every year for which I could find data — 2005 to 2021 — Israel voted with America at the United Nations more often than any other country in the world.

And no country has supplied the U.S. with more intelligence or as much arms innovation as has Israel. I’ll cite an example from 1986: The New York Times quoted retired Air Force intelligence chief, Gen. George F. Keegan, as praising “Israeli assistance in discovering Soviet Air Force capabilities, new weapons, electronics and jamming devices. ‘I could not have procured the intelligence . . . with five CIAs. The ability of the U.S. Air Force in particular, and the Army in general, to defend whatever position it has in NATO owes more to the Israeli intelligence input than it does to any other single source of intelligence, be it satellite reconnaissance, be it technology intercept, or what have you.’”

The Iron Dome has become a critical part of the U.S. Army’s defense system. It is produced in America, but its technology was invented in Israel.

Bill Gates, whom I do not like, but who knows the tech industry, said in 2006 that the “innovation going on in Israel is critical to the future of the technology business.”

Mike Huckabee, another conservative Christian who supports Israel — in your view, if I understand you correctly, foolishly and counter to Christian values — wrote in the conservative Washington Examiner:

“Modern Israel has given us the mobile phone, the drip irrigation system, the USB thumb drive, many of the most effective cancer killing drugs in use, voice mail, video on demand, and cherry tomatoes. America’s relationship with Israel is not merely organizational, it’s organic. Israel is a mirror image of America in its commitment to religious liberty, education, women’s rights, free speech, democratic governance and free-market capitalism. Women have equal access to education and workplace opportunities. While a Jewish state, Israel also protects all religious shrines and provides Christians, Muslims and Jews universal access to all religious sites. (How many churches or synagogues are equally protected by the Syrians or the Iranians?)”

  1. The U.S.S. Liberty, American pedophiles in Israel, etc.

You repeatedly mention Israel’s real and alleged bad actions — specifically, Israel’s attack on the U.S.S. Liberty during the Six Day War in 1967, the American pedophiles who have found refuge in Israel, and the recent charges of abuse of Palestinian prisoners.

Terrible mistakes happen in every war — a few months ago, Israeli troops mistakenly killed three of their own hostages in Gaza, for example — and for a long time I thought the Israeli attack on the Liberty may have been one. But I am persuaded that the strike on the Liberty was probably deliberate. For reasons I do not understand, and wish I did, both the American and Israeli governments covered it up at the time and have never since explained why it happened.

If everything said about the attack on the Liberty is true, that attack seems to me to have been criminal.

Israel, in my view, has also been wrong in not extraditing any of the accused American Jewish pedophiles living in Israel. I should explain, however, why that is. It has nothing to do with pedophilia; Israel would not extradite any Jew to any country for any crime. The reason is history: Corrupt authorities often demanded that Jewish communities hand over innocent Jews on trumped up charges. And if they did, those Jews would often be tortured into confessing some crime and then be executed. This history in no way justifies Israel not extraditing Jews to law-based countries like the United States. But history has effects. And, as I said, it is not specific to pedophiles.

Regarding the alleged abuse of some Palestinian prisoners: If true, it is criminal. It is important to note, however, that, like with the abuses committed by our soldiers at Abu Ghraib, it was Israeli whistleblowers who informed the world of the abuse. In the words of a CNN headline: “Israeli whistleblowers detail abuse of Palestinians in shadowy detention center.”

Contrast the Israeli whistleblowers with the sharing of photos and videos of October 7 by Hamas terrorists with fellow Palestinians. Are there any Palestinian voices who have objected to what was done that day, or what has been done during 75 years of Palestinian terror? Is there one Palestinian official who has said about Palestinian terror what Israel’s defense minister, Yoav Gallant, just said about the alleged abuses of Palestinian prisoners — that the investigation into the soldiers’ conduct must be allowed to continue because “even in times of anger, the law applies to everyone”?

Publicly, how you, Candace, judge Israel is exactly how the anti-American left judges America: Focus on every bad thing America has done without putting any of it into moral perspective. America has been an extraordinarily decent nation that has done many indecent things. So, too, Israel has been an extraordinarily decent nation that has done some indecent things. If we knew every detail of the history of every country we consider decent, I suspect we’d find the same is true for all of them.

  1. You regularly refer to the “Zionist media.”

What does that term mean? Does it mean media that believe Israel has a right to exist as a Jewish country? That is, after all, what “Zionist” means —nothing more and nothing less. Until the day after the October 7 massacres, only two groups regularly used the term “Zionist media”:  antisemites who used “Zionist” as a synonym for “Jewish,” and Arab and Muslim countries and groups that seek Israel’s destruction.

  1. “Israel has a stranglehold on dialogue in America.”

That is so obviously untrue as to qualify, I regret to say, as a lie. I’m not accusing you of lying, because I think you believe it. So let me ask you: Does Israel have a stranglehold on dialogue in academia? If there is a stranglehold on dialogue in America’s universities — and increasingly in high schools — it comes from anti-Israel sources. It is much more dangerous for one’s career and reputation for a professor to speak out on behalf Israel than to attack it.

Does Israel have a stranglehold on dialogue in American media? Other than the Wall Street Journal editorial page, virtually all mainstream media in America loathe Israel’s prime minister as much as they hate Donald Trump, and they vigorously oppose Israel’s war against Hamas.

Given that the media and academia are the primary shapers of American opinion, where exactly does Israel have a stranglehold on dialogue in America?

  1. Leo Frank murdered Mary Phagan

You frequently state, as if it is incontrovertible fact, that Leo Frank murdered Mary Phagan, the 13-year-old girl whom you almost always note was Catholic. But why are you so sure that Frank was the murderer, given that almost no one who has investigated the case thinks so?

The book you cite (Ep. 35) as providing definitive proof of Frank’s guilt, The Leo Frank Case by Leonard Dinnerstein, does not provide any such proof.

Neither Dinnerstein nor any other author I could find who has studied the case argues for Frank’s guilt. In fact, they believe he was probably innocent. Donald E. Wilkes, Jr., Professor of Law at the University of Georgia School of Law, surveyed five books and one scholarly article on the Frank case, and concluded: “The modern historical consensus, as exemplified in the Dinnerstein book, is that, in addition to being apparently the only Jewish person ever lynched in American history, Leo Frank was an innocent man convicted at an unfair trial.”

Note: “as exemplified by the Dinnerstein book.” I don’t understand why you cite Dinnerstein as proof that Leo Frank was guilty.

Example #1: Just two months after the trial, the judge himself, Judge Leonard Roan, said, “I have thought about this case more than any other I have ever tried. With all the thought I have put on this case, I am not thoroughly convinced that Frank is guilty or innocent.”

Were you aware that the judge said that, and later sought clemency for him? And that Georgia Governor John M. Slaton, despite the risk it presented to himself (he had received over 1,000 death threats, some of which included his wife, according to Leonard Dinnerstein), after studying the voluminous evidence, granted that request and commuted the death sentence? Are you aware that Slaton wrote a 10,000-word explanation of his reasons? (Dinnerstein, p. 126, in a section of the book titled “Commutation”).

And Dinnerstein quotes Gov. Slaton as saying something that should touch you as a Christian:

“Two thousand years ago another Governor washed his hands of a case and turned over a Jew to a mob. For two thousand years that Governor’s name has been accursed. If today another Jew were lying in his grave because I had failed to do my duty I would all through life find his blood on my hands and would consider myself an assassin through cowardice.”

If you were aware of all of this, then you libeled Frank. If you weren’t, now that you are, will you report it?

Example #2: After the case was appealed at the U.S. Supreme Court, one of the most revered justices in American history, Oliver Wendell Holmes, said, “I very seriously doubt if the petitioner [Frank]  . . . has had due process of law . . . because of the trial taking place in the presence of a hostile demonstration and seemingly dangerous crowd, thought by the presiding Judge to be ready for violence unless a verdict of guilty was rendered.”

Example #3: One of the twentieth century’s leading historians of the American South, C. Vann Woodward, a professor of history at Yale (when that actually meant something), believed that Jim Conley, the man who testified against Frank, was the actual murderer; that Conley was “implicated by evidence overwhelmingly more incriminating than any produced against Frank.” (C. Vann Woodward: Tom Watson: Agrarian Rebel(1938; 2nd ed. 1973). Chapter 22, “The Lecherous Jew.”)

The verdict of virtually every historian who has written about the Frank trial is that Frank was probably innocent.

Example #4: Most damning of all, Jim Conley’s own lawyer, William Smith, later wrote that he was convinced that his client, not Leo Frank, murdered Mary Phagan (New York Times, October 4, 1914 and Dinnerstein, p.125).

Yet, despite all these people who believed Leo Frank was probably innocent, you know that Leo Frank was guilty. How?

And then you cite the Frank case and a handful of cases you believe involved Frankists to build a whole case conjoining Jews, Israel, and pedophilia. (Andrew Tate also conjoined Israel and pedophilia on your show.) That’s quite a leap.

One final note: You regularly refer to Leo Frank as a “pedophile,” sometimes as a “Jewish pedophile,” who raped Mary Phagan. Yet, Frank was never accused of raping Mary Phagan. So, on what do you base your repeated statement that she was raped? The Tennessean noted that “there was no evidence indicating she had been raped.”

Question: Given your frequently expressed desire to pursue truth and to be corrected, will you mention these five examples on your podcast?

  1. “The ADL was founded by protecting and defending a pedophile.”

It is true that the ADL was founded after Leo Frank, a Jew, was lynched in Georgia. I am no fan of the ADL, but just about every Jew in 1913 America, seeing the antisemitic mobs and seeing a Jew lynched, understood that a Jewish anti-defamation organization needed to be formed.

You are certain that Leo Frank murdered the girl and that he was therefore (yet another) Jewish pedophile (one in generations of Frankist pedophiles, you say, though I can find no evidence that Leo Frank was in any way involved in a cult that began in Europe more than a century before his birth in America) — and the ADL was founded essentially to defend Jewish pedophiles. That in and of itself is a remarkably dark, even hateful, view, based on nothing that I can find, and a new one in the annals anti-Jewish charges. A clear source or set of sources for this allegation would be helpful. Without one, what are people to think about such a charge? I say that as a frequent critic of the ADL, which, especially in the last decade, has veered so far left that, as I have said on my radio show, it may have fostered more antisemitism than it has actually fought. Nevertheless, the charge that it was founded to protect Jewish pedophiles is, without any foundation that I have not seen you provide, morally indefensible.

  1. Israel was founded in order to be a safe haven for pedophiles

You say, “I can’t support the state of Israel. There’s a ton of reasons why, but chief among them is that there always seems to be this cover-up for pedophilia.”

You also say, “I should not be the only one calling out how many times Zionists defend pedophiles and criminals. This is not normal, OK? . . . The nation of Israel may have been established by some Frankists. It’s looking like Theodore Herzl’s family was from the exact same area in Moravia and in Bohemia where the Frankist cult was founded.”

There were millions of Jews scattered around that part of eastern Europe in Herzl’s time. How do you connect him to the Frankist cult, which at best was a tiny minority — and then assert that his advocacy of a homeland for Jews in their ancient homeland resulted in a state founded by people devoted to a satanic cult involved in incest and ritual sex with children? Such a defamatory allegation should be presented with very strong evidence. “May have been” doesn’t qualify as such.

  1. America is occupied by Israel

Summary: America is occupied by Israel. If you speak about Israel, you have to say you don’t want to be killed and if anything happens to me, blame the Zionists.

Your words: “Basically, any person who speaks about Israel has to basically say a statement that’s like, you know, ‘I don’t want to get killed.’ . . . That is not normal, OK? That people have to think about their security. The way you get comfortable with it is your luck, well, you know they shot JFK in an open car . . . . If they want to, they’re gonna get me. That’s not a normal process to have. We don’t have that about any other country in the world except for the one that, you know, took over ours. And that’s the truth, OK? We are an occupied nation. . . . I just want to be clear. Anything happens to me, blame the Zionists. One thousand percent, blame the Zionists.”

This was only one of the times you refer to America as being occupied by Israel. On another you say, “Your nation is being held hostage by a foreign power [Israel].”

The notion that people who criticize Israel essentially risk their lives is simply untrue. The internet is flooded with anti-Israel rhetoric. Academia is dominated by professors who are virulently anti-Israel. Has one individual been dealt with violently, let alone killed?

Ironically, there is a group about whom expressing strong criticism means risking your life — Muslims. But you never mention that. You acknowledge that you don’t talk about Islam. Which is strange. If you care about mass killing — especially of Christians — the only group killing a large number of Christians today is Muslims.

  1. Zionism and anti-Zionism

Recently you devoted nearly two hours depicting Zionism, once again, as an evil movement. It is completely fair to say that you are an anti-Zionist.

What is anti-Zionism?

Forty years ago, I coauthored Why the Jews?, a book explaining antisemitism. In contains a chapter equating anti-Zionism with antisemitism. The gist of my argument then and ever since is simple: Zionism is the name of movement to reestablish a Jewish state in the Land of Israel. Therefore, anti-Zionism means opposition to Israel’s existence as a Jewish nation. Of the world’s more than 200 countries, the anti-Zionist regards only one as unworthy of existence — the Jewish one.

To deny that this is anti-Jewish is like saying, “With the exception of Italy, every country in the world is legitimate. But do not accuse me of being anti-Italian — after all, I like many Italians and much Italian culture.”

Why don’t anti-Zionists devote their energy to delegitimizing Pakistan? There was an Israel from 1020 BC to 586 BC and from 516 BC to 70 AD, but there was never a Pakistan until it was created in 1947-48 (the same year Israel was reestablished). Pakistan was wrenched from India to create a Muslim state.

According to the United Nations High Commissioner on Refugees, the creation of Pakistan resulted in 14 million refugees — Hindus fleeing Pakistan and Muslims fleeing India. Assuming a 50-50 split, the creation of Pakistan produced about 7 million Hindu refugees — at least ten times the number of Arab refugees that resulted from the war surrounding Israel’s creation. And were it not for the Arab rejection of Israel’s creation (and its existence within any borders) and the subsequent Arab invasion, there would have been no Arab refugees at all.

As regards deaths, the highest estimate of Arab deaths during the 1948 war following the partition of Palestine is 10,000. The number of deaths that resulted from the creation of Pakistan is around one million. In addition, according to the Indian government, at least 86,000 women were raped. Most historians believe the true number to be far higher. The number of women raped when Israel was established is close to zero. The highest estimate was 12.

It is for those reasons that people accuse anti-Zionists of being antisemites — not because they criticize Israel, but because they delegitimize Israel — and only Israel.

  1. Stalin was a Jew

You say: “Everybody knows that Stalin was Jewish. Americans don’t know this.”

My field of study in graduate school — at the Russian Institute of Columbia University’s School of International Affairs — was the Soviet Union and communism. With all I read about Stalin, it was never hinted that Stalin, born Ioseb Besarionis dze Jughashvili, a thoroughly Georgian name, was a Jew. moreover, I can assure you that if anyone in Russia thought he was a Jew, his numerous opponents would surely have repeatedly noted that in order to smear him. There were five possible successors to head the Soviet Communist Party, and thereby head the Soviet Union, after Lenin’s death in 1924. Of the five, three were born Jews: Kamenev, Zinoviev, and Trotsky. Though they had nothing to do with Jews and never referred to themselves as Jews, everyone knew they were born Jews. But not Stalin.

In fact, Stalin had attended the Tiflis [now Tbilisi] Theological Seminary, where he studied in order to become a priest of the Orthodox Church. He, of course, left the seminary when he adopted Marxism as his religion.

Why would you say that Stalin was a Jew? That is precisely the sort of thing that makes people think you harbor anti-Jewish views. If I said Stalin, a thug and a mass-murderer, was a Christian — which at least he once was — people would assume I harbored anti-Christian views; that I mentioned his being Christian it in order to smear Christians.

  1. The Australia Controversy

I listened to your interview on Australian television about the attempt to deny you a visitor’s visa. I am not in agreement with blocking entry into countries on the basis of controversial opinions, but I looked up stories in the Australian media to get a sense of what people there are upset about. And one of those things is a remark you made in your episode about Hitler (Ep. 17) about Nazi medical experimentation on twins: “…they experimented on twins…I mean, some of the stories, by the way, sound completely absurd —you know, the idea that they just cut a human up and then sewed them back together. Why would you do that? Literally, even if you’re the most evil person in the world, that’s a tremendous waste of time and supplies — just slice a person in half and sew ‘em together. That just sounds like bizarre propaganda.”

Australians are upset on behalf of one of their citizens, a Jewish woman around the age of 100, who was one of those twins. And the reason is their view that you minimized what was done to people like her. The description you offered of the type of experimentation — “just slice a person in half and sew ‘em together” — doesn’t reflect any Nazi experiment I’ve ever read or heard about —it sounds like a cartoon version. But it’s not far off from reality. You can find descriptions of what was done to people like that Australian woman on the Wikipedia Nazi human experimentation page. It sounds pretty close to what you mocked:

“From about September 1942 to about December 1943, experiments were conducted at the Ravensbrück concentration camp for the benefit of the German Armed Forces, to study bone, muscle, and nerveregeneration, and bone transplantation from one person to another. In these experiments, subjects had their bones, muscles and nerves removed without anesthesia. As a result of these operations, many victims suffered intense agony, mutilation, and permanent disability.

Specifically, with regard to twins, “the experiments included amputating healthy limbs, deliberately infecting them with diseases such as typhus, blood transfusions from one twin to the other, and sewing twins together to create conjoined twins.”

Is that “bizarre propaganda”?

Final Thoughts

You may not consciously intend to engender hatred of Jews and Israel. But that doesn’t really matter. The fact is that you are doing so. Whatever your motives, I cannot think of anyone in public life engendering as much suspicion of Jews, Zionism, and Israel as are you.

All of my life, I have tried to teach people that motives rarely matter. Actions matter. Communists killed one hundred million people and enslaved and ruined the lives of more than a billion. Yet, many communists and their supporters had good motives. It turns out that the amount of evil done by people with good motives is far greater than the amount of evil committed by people with evil motives. I suspect that few people wake up in the morning planning to do what they consider evil.

So, I don’t impugn your motives. I don’t even judge them. But, to my shock — and that of every Jew and Christian in my life — our once-adored Candace has done great harm to Jews, whether intentionally or not.

Let me offer my own life and work as an example of the opposite.

I have worked all of my life to bring Jews and Christians together. In particular, as a prominent Jew, trusted by many Jews, I have constantly defended Christians. For example, I have explained to Jews that America’s Christians should never be lumped in with Europe’s Christians; the terrible treatment of Jews in Europe has nothing to do with America’s Christians.

In addition, I have not talked about the Catholic Church’s pedophilia scandals. Nor have I blamed Pope Pious XII for not publicly speaking out against the Nazi genocide against the Jews of Europe. I wanted my millions of non-Catholic listeners to concentrate on all the good Catholics they know in their lives. I devoted hours to attacking the Los Angeles Dodgers for honoring — not merely allowing them to perform, but honoring — nuns in drag known as the “Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence” in Dodger Stadium before a game.

I have had Bill Donohue, the longtime president of the Catholic League for Religious and Civil Rights, the premier American defender of Catholics and Catholicism, on my radio show many times. We became so close, he asked me to write a blurb for one of his books. On the Catholic League’s website, he wrote (and it is still there):

“I have known Dennis Prager for decades. He is not only a friend, he is one of the most brilliant, logical thinkers of our time. Proud of his heritage, he is not at all ethnocentric. In fact, he wants to reach a wide audience, sharing with Catholics, for example, many of the same values (it would be more accurate to say values that practicing Catholics share with observant Jews).”

I have probably talked about the massacres of black Christians in West Africa more than any non-Christian talk show host in America — and probably more than many Christian talk show hosts.

In sum, over the past 40 years, I might well have been the greatest non-Christian defender of Christians and Christianity in America. I also believe that I have probably brought more American non-Jews back to church than any living Christian.

You could have done something similar for the Jews and Israel. And for Jewish-Catholic/Christian relations.

You have chosen to do the opposite.

For example, on August 17, you tweeted:

“Today marks 109 years since a 13-year-old Catholic little girl named Mary Phagan was ruthlessly raped and murdered by a wealthy, power pedophile named Leo Frank—President of the local B’nai B’rith chapter. Christians, let’s make her story viral.”

Now, why exactly did you mention that Frank was president of the local B’nai B’rith chapter? And why exactly are you calling on Christians to “make her story viral?” The logical conclusion is that both were noted to foster Christian anger at Jews.

Imagine if I had tweeted on August 17:

“Today, August 17, marks 349 years since the death of Bogdan Chmielnicki, the greatest murderer of Jews prior to Hitler. Chmielnicki, a devout Christian, directed the slaughter of more than three hundred thousand mostly Ukrainian Jews, many in the most horrific ways. Jews, let’s make their story viral.”

Would anyone assume there was any purpose other than to foment Jewish animosity toward Christians with such a tweet?

I have waited a long time — probably too long — to send this letter. But I wanted to be sure that I had my facts straight and I was also hoping that I would hear you say things — indeed, anything — that would make writing this letter unnecessary.

I need you to understand why even I — a longtime friend whom you have often said you admire — have concluded that you are harming Jews and Israel.

(Let me just say that I understand your qualms about the post Oct. 7 situation in Israel and Gaza. I understand that you are deeply disturbed by the innocents, particularly children, who have been killed, wounded, and displaced since the war began. I am, too, as is everyone I know. You and I apparently differ, however, about who is morally responsible for the disaster this has become for all involved.)

For some reason, you are preoccupied with Jews, and in a very dark way. One compelling proof of that darkness are the comments on your X feed and on YouTube anytime you talk about Jews. Many hundreds, probably thousands, of comments are clearly antisemitic. In the views of these despicable people, you are a kindred spirit.

That is not insignificant. Let me share a personal anecdote. A couple of years ago, I asked Julie Hartman, a young woman with whom I do a weekly podcast, to look through as many emails sent to me through my website as possible. I often do not see them for weeks, so there were at least a thousand emails for her to peruse. After about two weeks, she made an important observation: There wasn’t one racist or otherwise bigoted email in the thousand she read. The left routinely accuses me of racism, xenophobia, misogyny, homophobia, etc. Yet not one email expressed any of those. You would think that given my outspoken opposition to affirmative action, for example, I would elicit a fair number of emails from racists. Not one. You would think that given my ongoing opposition to same-sex marriage, I would receive a fair amount of gay-hating emails. Again, not one.

That there are a vast number of outright Jew-hating comments on your podcasts is not a good sign. All of us can be measured in part by the people we draw into our lives.

If you do not mean to hurt Jews, that should seriously trouble you. At the very least, I would think you would speak out against such sentiments, forthrightly declaring that you are not interested in anyone following you who is anti-Jew. Racists know they have no ally in me. Antisemites don’t know that about you.

Do I think you have become an antisemite? If the only definition of an antisemite is a person who hates all Jews, you are surely not. But that has never been the only definition of an antisemite. If it were, almost no enemy of the Jews in the Jews’ nearly 4,000 year-history, other than Hitler and his most fanatical Jew-hating followers, were antisemites. I strongly suspect that, unlike Nick Fuentes, for example, you do not consider yourself an antisemite.

But, if the term defines an individual who isolates Jews and/or the Jewish state and as having a particular and malign influence in the world, the term would apply.

(Since you are an avid reader, I highly recommend Robert Spencer’s The Truth About Anti-Semitism.)

Finally, I have gathered from all your comments over many podcasts, discussions, and interviews, that you believe there is one standard for Israel, and another for everyone else. In my opinion, there are many more facts that refute that view than there are that support it. But like the left’s view of America, it’s easy to believe if you sift out the good and focus on the bad. The more one does that, the more that skewed picture comes into focus. I implore you not to do that.

In your final DW podcast, you expressed an interest in having Rabbi Barclay or any other of your critics arrange for you to go to Israel and Gaza, to speak to people there and report on what you find. If you’re still interested, I am offering to go with you to Israel to do just that. Obviously, I could not go into Gaza, even if such a thing were possible, but I can certainly talk to people who could make it happen if it is possible (though I admit to some trepidation about the risk to a young American mother of young children).

Candace, this is one of the most difficult letters I have ever written. After you read this, I am open to dialoguing with you privately or publicly.

May I ask that you confirm that you have received this letter.

Dennis

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