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February 26, 2008

Israel’s macho men appear redemptive in light of recent musings about the country’s sassy starlets.

Not to ignite a battle of the sexes here, but a new TMZ video called “Send in the Jews” showcases strapping Israeli soldiers parlaying their military training into a booming business.

Nevermind that their security skills are serving the likes of American floozies like Paris Hilton, Britney Spears and Nicole Richie – these IDF veterans with counter-terrorism expertise are sought after specialists when high-profile celebs want someone watching their back.

Although TMZ’s depiction of the handsome Hebrews is partly a mockumentary, how could we not feel a tinge of Zionist pride seeing Israel’s saviors in action?

Whether guarding the border or girding Britney, these guys are using their strengths to keep people safe and secure.

P.S. Look out for a cameo by Dikla’s darling, David (with the buzz cut and the shades)

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