Did you hear the one about Phil Spector being convicted of murder and finding God as he awaits life in prison?
It’s a common phenomenon for inmates to get religion, but some were immediately suspicious that Spector, who was raised Jewish, was simply interested in the kosher food. Now that I’ve seen the legendary, and now notorious, record producer without his many wigs, I think he was more concerned with getting a kippah to cover that bald spot.
(Hat tip: LAObserved)