Smashing good time with Madoff

Got a spare $100 that wasn’t lost in the Ponzi scheme?

Consider Smash-Me Bernie, a devilish Bernard Madoff mini-me doll sporting a red suit, tail and pitchfork that comes with its own golden hammer, which you can use to smash the thing to pieces, The New York Daily News reports.

The maker hopes its “Smash-Me Bernie” doll—available online at minimemodelworks.com—could become a “Tickle Me Elmo” for grownups.

“A lot of people have been asking about it,” Graeme Warring of ModelWorks said Sunday at the Jacob Javits Convention Center.