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November 4, 2016

7 Haiku for Parsha Noach

I
One family wins
population lottery.
Time to build an ark.

II
I’d always learned two
by two. But some got seven.
Pays to be Kosher.

III
No umbrella saves
you from forty days. Others
not on the boat, gone.

IV
The normal seasons
resume after this flood from
our Sponsor on high.

V
Never again God
promises. Then signs the sky
with all the colors.

VI
Planting vineyards leads
to drinking wine and no clothes.
So much begetting.

VII
Let your life take its
course. Building a tower won’t
get you to Heaven.

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Rosner’s Torah Talk: Parashat Noah with Rabbi Yonah Berman

Our guest this week is ” target=”_blank”>Parashat Noach (Genesis 6:9-11:32) – features the famous story of Noah's ark and of the great flood, as well as the story of the Tower of Babel. Our conversation focuses on Noah’s family – on what we know about them and what we can learn from Noah's geneology.

Our past discussions of Noach:

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What were my best stops in Historic Galveston Island?

My first visit to Galveston Island in September 2016 was inspired by my first ever Carnival Cruise which began in Texas. I knew I was ready for some Island Time! A few rain drops did not deter my determination to see as much of the historic area as I could. I began my journey from the ” target=”_blank”>My Best Stops in Historic Galveston: It’s island time (Video 1: Caribbean Sailing) 

Lindell later explained that it was all a misunderstanding — he was simply pronouncing the “U” in “U-S-A” with a Latino accent, in order to show solidarity with Mexicans. He told the Arizona Republic newspaper that he started the chant because he was standing near a group of Hispanics who had started the chanting but stopped, apparently because they didn’t fit in because of their accents.

He said he also likes the way “Jew-S-A” sounds, saying it has more “flair.”

Colbert wasn’t buying it.

“The poor man was just trying to make the Mexicans feel welcome, so they would have fond memories of America after Donald Trump loaded them onto catapults,” he quipped.

“I’m going to call this the worst excuse of all time. It’s the worst possible. I think it’s even worse than the close second. This is the second worst of all-time: ‘We weren’t burning that cross on your lawn to scare you, we just wanted you to see our really cool ghost costumes.'”

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The Giuliani FBI Mafia-Style Dagger Stabs Hillary Clinton in the Back

In 1940, after Mussolini invaded France, FDR commented that “the hand that held the dagger has stuck it into the back of its neighbor.”

To change the metaphor to Roman history, we now know who was the modern-day Cassius who was behind Brutus’s assassination of Julius Caesar. Cassius’ new name is Giuliani. He was in the high tower when FBI Director James Comey announced a week ago last Friday possibly “pertinent” but still unrevealed emails implicating Hillary Clinton’s private server were found on Anthony Weiners’ lap top.

It was former federal prosecutor and Trump consigliere Rudy Giuliani who, on Fox News two days before Comey acted, intimated—with a murderous glint in his eye and a rapine smile on his lips—that such an action was imminent. Giuliani’s New York law office has long represented the 13,000-member Association of FBI Agents that has gone so far as to name its honorary award after him. Hillary Clinton in her recent remarks, an at the Annual Al Smith Charity Dinner, with Giuliani sitting on the same dais glowering at her, humiliated Giuliani. We also know that the “rebellion” in FBI ranks, about which Donald Trump is bragging on the campaign trail in New Hampshire where according to the NYT’s Nate Silver Trump is closing the gap, originated  among New York FBI agents. Was it also orchestrated from Giuliani’s law office? Giuliani’s belated coy denials on Fox News—where Brett Baier has also aired unsubstantiated reports of yet-to-come in indictments against Hillary—that he, Giuliani, has his fingerprints on the FBI-Comey dagger are unconvincing.

It remains to be seen if there will be enough movement in the expanding array of battleground state polls over the final weekend to throw the presidential election to Trump. The Stock Market, up this morning on good economic news, cratered during the final hour of trading on rumors about this possibility. Whatever happens, a political coup and conspiracy emanating from within the highest ranks of American Justice has already compromised and wounded the democratic process.

The only consolation is that there will be a Democratic President in the White House, albeit “a lame duck,” with the political motivation to still thwart the last act in this scarcely-disguised conspiracy—if indeed after Tuesday it is not a fait accompli by then.

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The case for Donald Trump: Voting for the judiciary

I am disgusted — as a law professor, an attorney, a father of daughters, and as a rabbi — by the abuse of women that marks this election cycle.

Here’s who and what have resurfaced in the past month: Former Arkansas state employee Paula Corbin Jones, who received an $850,000 settlement from a disbarred Bill Clinton; former White House volunteer aide Kathleen Willey, who approached Bill Clinton for work during a family financial crisis (the same day her husband killed himself, unbeknownst to her at the time of the meeting); former nursing home administrator Juanita Broaddrick, a Bill Clinton volunteer who alleges he raped her; the women now emerging who allege Donald Trump groped or kissed them without assent. Monica Lewinsky. The female victims whose reputations and lives were destroyed by Hillary Clinton and her cohort, as they scorched earth defending her husband’s profile after each “bimbo eruption.” Hillary most infamously destroyed the life of 12-year-old Kathy Shelton, raped by a 41-year-old who Hillary was required to defend. Every accused deserves a good defense, but Hillary destroyed the girl and years later regaled an interviewer with laughing anecdotes of that tragedy.

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All of it disgusts me. So I am not going to vote for Clinton or Trump. Instead, I am going to vote for the federal judiciary. En route, I also am going to vote for an authentic economic recovery that repatriates trillions of dollars back home, for a stronger American footprint in the world, for a border that will protect Mexico from free-flowing American weapons that feed their drug cartels and that will protect America from potential terrorists and murderous drugs that now easily permeate our porous borders. I am going to vote for restoring civil harmony and respect for law enforcement even as we begin addressing urgent concerns that rightly have been raised about bigotry. I am going to vote against sanctuary cities and for restoring a military that we unfortunately now need to protect from newly empowered Iranian terror exports and North Korean adventurism.

How sad it is to see men — Hillary’s male enablers such as John Podesta, Robby Mook, Bill Clinton, and others no less cynical on the other side — preying on women’s legitimate values by trying to sway voting blocs based on issues other than the life-and-death concerns on today’s table.

How will we explain to our grandsons, whom we one day will be compelled to send overseas to fight to stop a nuclear-enriched and ransom-infused Iran, that we did not elect the candidate who would have stood stronger now because, well, 11 years earlier, the gruffian was recorded saying the most vile things as he bragged disgustingly on a bus? Fully a decade ago.

We elected John Kennedy. He did more than grope. Sen. Edward M. Kennedy, Democratic Party elder statesman and moral vicar, frolicked and imbibed unrestrained, reached a nadir with a woman left to drown at Chappaquiddick. Warren G. Harding presided, mistress in tow. Grover Cleveland, believed to have fathered an out-of-wedlock child, was twice elected. To this day, Bill Clinton is the statesman most adulated at Democrat conventions. Trump pales — to our shame — as a lout with a filthy mouth quite akin to some of the most prominent big-firm law partners with whom I have associated and Fortune 500 corporate chief executives whom I have ruefully counseled.

I despise this kakistocracy, but one candidate’s lifetime of public experience is marked by abject failure and brazen deceit. She even lied about her first name. Who lies about their name? Cattle futures. Serbia gunfire.  Rose Law Firm billing records. Whitewater. White House travel office. Lincoln bedroom. White House furniture. Her “reset” with Vladimir Putin sees him now holding Crimea and threatening all of Ukraine, even as he has restored Russia’s Mideast grip. Her Benghazi 9/11 catastrophe, resulting in an ambassador murdered and an abandonment of our bravest heroes, leaves her unable to utter the word “Benghazi” while campaigning. That is what difference it makes.

African-Americans and Latino Americans deserve exactly what I have and gave my kids: economic opportunity, access to a fabulous education that opened doors that food stamps and “entitlements” never could offer our family. The Obamas and Clintons gave that to their kids. We owe those communities the best schools, charter and magnet schools with demanding curricula, where educators serve based on merit and academic results, not coddled by arcane teachers union rules and homogenized academic standards.

Most, I care about the federal judiciary. Beneath the Supreme Court surface, our entire federal judiciary has metamorphosed. Most federal district court trials never are appealed. Most appellate decisions stop there, without Supreme Court review. Federal court rulings regularly define law respectively for several states for a generation. Article III judges all are appointed for life.  

I am saddled with an abhorrent Hobson’s choice. Nor does my vote in California matter, as Hillary Clinton likely will take the state’s 55 electoral votes. But my conscience yearns for a federal judiciary that protects the Constitution and refrains from legislating. The weakness that has emboldened terror and tyranny from Iran to North Korea endangers all who are free. A country must have borders and cities must comply with law. I want to keep the health insurance I like, and I want to staunch the abrupt wave of premature physician retirements depleting my favored caretakers’ ranks. Trump plays the buffoon too often, but the Clintons are cold, calculating perjurers and thieves who amassed wealth without creating value through self-dealing and cynically trading on the misery of others, peddling influence and access, and defying the societal primary directive: that crime does not pay and that cheaters shall not prosper. 

I despise this kakistocracy. I am not voting for Trump, but the ballot I cast says “Trump.”


Rabbi Dov Fischer was chief articles editor of UCLA Law Review, clerked in the United States Court of Appeals for the Sixth Circuit, is an adjunct professor of law, and a synagogue rabbi.

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The case for Hillary Clinton: A brighter future

To my dearest children,

As you fill in your ballots — two of you for the first time — I urge you to vote for Hillary Clinton. As a child, watching Ronald Reagan campaign against Jimmy Carter, I never even imagined a woman also could run for president. Today, I am proud to make the case to you for electing not just any woman, but the most qualified candidate to ever run for president of the United States.

I provided you with a good education and incredible opportunities. I instilled in you the value of hard work, taking care of others and the desire to make our world a better place. I expected you to treat one another with respect and to not attack with fallacious words. And, yes, I encouraged you to exude love and kindness. Don’t take this personally, but if I actually had a child who consistently exhibited all of these values, that perfect child would be Hillary Clinton.

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Your grandparents instilled in me the importance of tzedakah; Hillary has spent her life embodying these values of generosity. I am inspired by the countless stories of the people Hillary has helped over her long career. Hillary saved crumpled notes people handed her at community events and followed those individuals throughout their lives to ensure they received the medical care or attention they required. These moments were not captured by photos you see on Instagram, but by her lifelong devotion to giving a voice to the voiceless and following her heart.

I thought that I had accomplished a lot in my life in between driving you to and from school, but Hillary has outdone me! She is a superwoman: a Yale Law School graduate, children’s rights advocate, first lady of Arkansas and the United States, United States senator and secretary of state, all in addition to being a devoted mother, grandmother and wife. 

I am ashamed that during this election we have been abducted into a dreadful reality show where media ratings and hate prevail. Amid the noise, Hillary continues to make her case for supporting the poor, investing in infrastructure, creating jobs for the middle class and taking on big banks. Listening to cruel chants of “lock her up” and endless name-calling, Hillary holds her head high and talks about making education affordable and debt free for young people.

Widespread sexism and double standards have plagued Hillary in this election, but this has strengthened her resilience. President Hillary Clinton will not tolerate sexual predator rhetoric and behavior, and will support your rights to make your own health decisions and to earn equal pay for your equal work.

Over our dinners, we have discussed the outrageous and rampant attacks on race and religion in Donald Trump’s tweets. On the contrary, Hillary has fought for the rights of all minorities against bigotry and injustice, and she will fight for you. She has stood up to the NRA and the gun industry. And I trust her to protect you from gun terror.

Hillary takes America’s security seriously and respects our leadership role in the world. She understands the importance of NATO, and she has identified ways to tackle the Islamic State at home and abroad. How many people can say they brokered a ceasefire between Israel and Hamas? She has assembled an influential bipartisan national security council and is respected by world leaders. Hillary is prepared to lead, just like she was prepared when we sat in the living room and watched her win all three presidential debates hands down.

There are so many issues that affect you in this election. You all have asked me to get solar panels for the house, and Hillary also wants to invest in solar panels. She knows that global warming is not a hoax.

While Earth’s temperature rises, this election is heating up. But the truth is cold and clear: This election is about you and your future; this election decides if we are going to live in hate and fear or in a democracy fueled by fact, knowledge and kindness.

Let’s help Hillary pioneer America’s tomorrow.

Love,
Mom

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Pillar of Prayer — Comment on Torah Portion Noah

Pillar of Prayer


Thoughts on Torah Portion Noah 2016 (adapted from 2015)


This week’s Torah portion, Noah, has a verse that has become a foundation for the spiritual and mystical approach to prayer. In Genesis 6:16, we find God saying to Noah, “Make a tzohar (light) for the tevah (ark). The Hebrew word “tzohar” has two basic interpretations in the Talmud: “radiant gemstone” and “skylight”, but they both mean “a source of light.”


Here is where things get interesting. The Hebrew word for “ark” “tevah” has various meanings. Basically, “tevah” means “container”. A “tevah” can mean a mailbox. A “tevah” is what Moses’ mother put him in when she saved him from Pharaoh’s decree to kill all the male children.


Fascinatingly, this Hebrew word for container also means “word”, in the sense of a written word – a written form that “contains” meaning. (There are three Hebrew words for the English word “word” – “davar” which means “a matter”, “milah” which means a spoken word, and “tevah” which means a written word.)


Jewish commentators have creatively mistranslated the word “tevah” in Genesis 6:16, that refers to Noah’s “tevah” (ark), as “word”, and we can read this verse this way:


“Make a light (skylight, or gemstone) for the word.”


Through this creative mistranslation, the command to Noah to make a light for the ark becomes a direction for prayer and study, to make a light to shine down into the word.


As this skylight/radiant gemstone shines light down into the word, one discovers the inner life of the word. The great Rabbi Israel ben Eliezer, the Baal Shem Tov (1698-1760) taught that this passage in Genesis refers to the spiritual dimension of liturgy, the words of the prayer book. In a long and detailed commentary to this passage, a profound teaching was constructed. This teaching, based on this verse in Genesis, came to be called “Amud Ha-Tefilah” “The Pillar of Prayer.”


The Besht teaches (“Besht is an acronym for “Baal Shem Tov”) that when one places the aperture (or radiant gemstone) of consciousness into a word of the prayer book (or Torah study for that matter) one perceives “worlds, souls and divinity.”  The letters, the pronunciation of a word of the prayer book or the Bible, are a vessel that holds an inner depth.


We have all had this experience when we study literature or poetry. A line we read suddenly stops us, forces us to consider. A light goes on.
In thinking about Noah’s tevah floating on a resurgent sea that has suddenly regained its primeval fury, this line of Joseph Conrad’s that I recently came across (in William Finnegan’s book, Barbarian Days:  A Surfing Life) came to mind.


The ocean has the conscienceless temper of a savage autocrat spoiled by much adulation.  (Joseph Conrad, The Mirror of the Sea)

Poetry and literature (and theater and cinema) do this: we suddenly are able to see things as we have not seen them before. Meanings, awaiting in the soul, suddenly churn up from the depths.


This seems perhaps incredible to one who has not studied the liturgy as poetry, that these holy books comprise a series of openings into deep realms of the soul, even mystical realms. These realms are discovered when we illuminate them with the skylight, the radiant gemstone, of our own focused consciousness. 


I have thought carefully about how to teach this inner path, and I realize that much preparatory work is required. I think that one must first have some experience in a contemplative practice so that one can map out the terrain of the inner life. One must be able to traverse from the realms of Higher Self down into the Archetypal Soul, and points in between. This practice is often called “hitbonenut” “contemplation.” We have to be able to create that skylight, that radiant gemstone, of consciousness, to illuminate the hidden chambers of holy words.


And we must – and here my heart becomes a bit heavy – we must study, take the time to enter into the holy books like a spelunker. It is dark in there, and the work is tough, and maybe boring, but then you detect that the atmosphere has changed – and you look up —


Shabbat Shalom

Rabbi Mordecai Finley

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