 Always look Richard directly in the eye when you talk with him. He’ll call you out if you don’t. <br />
2) Don’t cheat during the workout. Crunches mean crunches.<br />
3) Every parody of Richard Simmons is rooted in truth. This guy is such a character.<br />
4) Richard Simmons is not Jewish, but can do a mean Kiddush. <br />
5) At 61-years-old, this awesome nut hasn’t lost a single step.</p>
<p>After the workout, I went home and watched a Stephen Seagal movie to reaffirm my sense of male dominance.</p>
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<p>My favorite parody of Richard: SNL’s “The Little Richard Simmons Show” with Eddie Murphy</p>
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