Kyle dropped a bombshell last night when he admitted that he couldn’t be a pirate because he was Jewish and, well, “Jews can’t be pirates.” Of course, it was just a trick to get Cartman to disappear forever in pursuit of his own swashbuckling adventure on the high seas. And it made for a very, very funny episode.
More importantly, Jews have done plenty of plundering—no, not just with the recent economic collapse—and have sailed the seas as pirates.

































