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January 10, 2024

Elon Gold Rocks Sony Hall

In case anyone wasn’t sure of it, Elon Gold made sure the audience knew the sold-out show at Sony Hall on West 46th Street would be pro-Israel. “You might see your bubbe or zayde but you will not see a Bella or a Gigi,” Gold told the audience at the December 26 show, referring to the Hadid sisters, who have posted against Israel online.

Gold, who appeared on several episodes of “Curb Your Enthusiasm” as a Hulu executive, thanked the crowd for not going into two buildings nearby rather than his show. “You could have gone to see ‘Hamilton’ or joined Scientology,” he quipped.

He did a standout impersonation of former President Donald Trump and said he is working on an impression of President Joe Biden. “You can’t kick a man while he’s falling down,” Gold said in reference to times the president has fallen, but has gotten up.

And he is not impressed by men who boast of randomly hooking up with women who don’t know them. “I got a woman I’ve been disappointing for three decades,” Gold said of his prior evening’s activities, referring to his wife of 29 years.

He loves Israel but not like how the world is negatively obsessed with it, describing the Jewish state as a little dot on the map of the Midde East that is, to a certain extent, is like a nipple. “Think about it, it is the most sensitive area of the region,” he said. “They don’t call it the land of milk and honey for nothing …”

Gold was surprised people had time to protest against Israel every day, chanting “End The Occupation.” “Here’s an idea, get an occupation,” Gold said. People have falsely said Israel is a colonizer by admitted that Jews were bungalow colonizers in the Catskills, and that calling Israel Palestine was like calling Caitlyn Jenner, “Bruce.”

Plus, he added, it’s not true the Jews have all the money, otherwise they would not have fundraisers with gut wrenching videos and would just binge-watch “Shtisel.”

He also said Seth Rogen, Jeff Goldblum and Jackie Mason could have played Jesus. “I got a better idea, why don’t you die for my sins?” he said, sounding exactly like Mason. “I’ll make you a deal,  you die for my sins, I’ll die for your sins, but you go first.”

Or Mash, a comic from Israel who splits time between Los Angeles and New York said she looks like “Cher if she sold falafel.” A cast member of VH1’s hit show “Wild ‘N Out,” Mash brought high energy to the show. She told the crowd that she served in the Israeli military but wasn’t the best solider and was told if they were all like her, Israel would lose all the wars. She came to America a few years ago to pursue comedy, and enjoys smoking weed and being paranoid at Target. “In Israel, you’re paranoid because you are the target,” she said.

Israeli comic Or Mash (Photo Credit: Perry Bindelglass)

She said she was disappointed that the Houthis in Yemen’s song against Israel was weak. “It didn’t even rhyme, it had no beat,” she said, adding that the song was trash. She wondered who in the terrorists’ morning meeting decided that since they weren’t scaring the Jews enough, a song would.

Turning to the hostages in Gaza, she said not a day goes by that she doesn’t think about them. She put up a poster and was upset to know that people were tearing them down. When someone told her “there are people fighting for their life in Palestine,” she replied “do you believe in a two-poster solution?”

Mash told the Journal that she is quick-witted and always knows what to say. “The Army taught me to always be prepared, so that’s why I am good with battle rap,” Mash said. But the first thing I do is I pray to Hashem, and he gives me the right energy.” She also got advice from some Israeli friends that she did not follow. “They said not to make jokes about Israel and instead to make jokes about dating,” she said. “But I figured what’s the sense in only doing that? I was born this way and Hashem have me this gift to bless people with my comedy.”

Kosha Dillz, who real name is Rami Matan Even-Esh, was also a cast member on “Wild ‘N Out.” He performed “Schmoozing” and “Bring The Family Home,” the latter a song calling for the release of the hostages. “It was great to talk to different people, connect and show support,” he said. “I went to areas that were attacked and spoke with family members of hostages.” . He also freestyled, including things about members of the audience he could see.

Kosha Dillz performing a song calling for the release of the Israeli hostages (Photo Credit: Perry Bindelglass)

The rapper, who lives in Brooklyn, told the Journal his two trips to Israel in the last month were meaningful “It was great to talk to different people, connect and show support,” he said. “I went to areas that were attacked and spoke with family members of hostages.” He recently went viral, getting millions of views for videos of anti-Israel protests. In one, a French woman admitted if her family was kidnapped she would do anything to get them back; in another, two young women showed an extreme lack of knowledge, saying that Jews in Israel all came from another country and said they should go there, but cited places that Jews were already thrown out of.

Singer/songwriter Ada Pasternak performed  a rousing version of “Hatikva” on the violin and the crowd sang along with toward the end.

Ada Pasternak wowed the crowd playing “Hatkiva” on violin. (Photo Credit: Perry Bindelglass)

Comedian Eli Lebowicz, who performs at synagogues across the country, had the crowd laughing with a joke that has truth to it. “You know when you’re peeing, and you sneeze, and your yarmulke falls in the toilet?” He also explained that Orthodox Jews have a hard time explaining certain things, like what a lulav is to someone checking passengers in at an airport and might ask what you do with it.

Eli Lebowicz joked about things Orthodox Jews have to explain. (Photo Credit: Perry Bindelglass)

Ami Kozak, a comic who moved from Los Angeles to New Jersey, does masterful impressions, and had the audience in  hysterics  with an impression of former Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Barak doing interviews defending Israel without possessing the best English skills. He had the crowd laughing with an original R&B song about going to the mikveh, and spoke about an attractive El-Al security guard who asked if he packed his bags or someone packed for him and he imagined what it would be like to go on a date with her. “You picked this restaurant or did someone pick for you,” Kozak said in her voice and accent.

Ami Kozak, a member of the music group “Distant Cousins” (Photo Credit: Perry Bindelglass)

Lebowicz, Kozak and comedian Mikey Greenblatt have combined to form J-Sketch, which produces humorous Jewish videos that have occasionally included Gold.

After the show, Gold said it was a great night of Jewish pride and a mix of comedy and music. Asked about Kanye West’s apology in Hebrew, on Instagram, he said he has a theory. “He likes to go against the trend, so now that the trend is to hate Jews, he wants to go the opposite way,” Gold told the Journal.

Told that the ADL welcomed the apology as a first step with no declaration of forgiveness, Gold said he would show West (now called Ye) an important place. “If he asks me, I would take him to the (Simon) Wiesenthal Center next week,” Gold said.

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Nova Music Festival Massacre Survivor Shye Klein Weinstein Shares Story

Shye Klein Weinstein, a survivor of the Nova Music Festival on Oct. 7, shared his story with the Journal in an exclusive interview.

Speaking via phone, Weinstein — a 26-year-old Canadian photographer who resides in Tel Aviv — told the Journal that he initially didn’t want to go to the festival “because I had never been to a festival so I thought it would just be gross and not fun and I wouldn’t enjoy myself.” But he ended up going when one of his good friends decided to go, so he got his ticket about 24 hours beforehand. Weinstein went with six people — his friends and a cousin —and met two people there.

When Weinstein arrived at the festival, it was “amazing.” “You hear the bass, you see the lights, you hear the music, you see all the people and the cars, so many cars,” he said, adding that “everyone’s smiling, everyone’s laughing, everyone’s hugging, everyone’s kissing, it’s a really positive environment.”

Eventually, the rockets from the Gaza Strip started, which Weinstein described as being “almost nonstop” and sounding “like a kick drum.” “Everyone’s nervous, but no one’s running for their life, no one’s terrified, no one’s scared they’re going to die,” Weinstein said. “And we’re at the camp with our friends, and people are saying, ‘Oh we’re safe, they’re not shooting at us … they’re shooting past us. No one’s going to attack the desert.’”

Photo by Shye Klein Weinstein

But Weinstein wanted to leave immediately. “I was on edge, I was nervous, I was paranoid.” The group he came with agreed to go, and he started helping people out around the festival and taking photos. When Klein came back to his friends, he heard “off in the distance the sound of machine gun fire. Now I don’t know if it’s machine gun fire or not … I tell my friends what I heard and asked them if they had heard it too. Nobody heard it, nobody’s sure, nobody knows anything. Now I’m on edge. Now I’m really concerned.”

They said their goodbyes and packed up everything in the car “when the gunfire rings out from the festival ground. That’s when we all hear it, all of us. That’s when we know something’s happening.” Three of their friends left in one car and Weinstein — along with his cousin, his cousin’s girlfriend and two mutual friends — drove away, with Weinstein driving since he was the most sober at the time. He described the scene at the exit of the festival as being “gridlock” since there were “rows and rows and rows and rows of cars.” Weinstein didn’t want to wait, so he drove “past everybody, I drove off the road, I drive past everyone, pushing my way to the very front.”

Weinstein was behind two cars; the car immediately in front of him was honking their horns toward the second car, but the second car was empty. A lot of cars around Weinstein were empty because people were running away on foot. Weinstein ordered his cousin to tell the people in front that the second car was empty; eventually, the car in front drove around the empty car and Weinstein followed.

The only direction that Weinstein could go was “straight into a field, where there’s nothing.” They were about 25 meters in (approximately 82 feet) when Weinstein’s cousin’s girlfriend screams that they’re “being shot at” and they need to leave the car on foot, so at first that’s what they did and ducked into the field. Weinstein’s cousin eventually went back to the car and drove to pick them up from the field, so the rest of the way Weinstein’s cousin drove them.

“After what felt like hours, we spot another field off in the distance,” Weinstein said. “We see orange trees, and there’s rows and rows and rows of trees, and there’s a space in the middle of the trees, and I tell my cousin to drive towards it because maybe it’s a road.” And it was a road. Eventually they found a gravel road, which led to a paved street that they took toward Netivot and then Sderot, to eventually make their way back to Tel Aviv. Along the way they passed by multiple cars that were abandoned, damaged, bullet-ridden, “cars with bodies inside,” “bodies around cars” and “a car on the side of the road, driver in the driver’s seat shot in the face, dead.”

Photo by Shye Klein Weinstein

As they were driving on a highway toward Sderot, they noticed “a silver car, and there’s two figures next to it, moving around, waving their arms above their head as if they want us to stop or slow down.” “We get closer and closer and closer, and we see these men — they’re wearing blue jeans, cargo pants, combat boots, black t-shirts, black balaclavas over their face carrying machine guns, one with a tactical vest and the other without––and I realize that this is not IDF,” Klein Weinstein said. “The car next to them has a man and woman in the driver’s seat shot dead. And we drive past them, we fly by them, freaking out the whole time realizing it’s Hamas. They don’t shoot us for whatever reason, I have no idea why, but they don’t shoot us.”

“We tell them, we can’t go back, we can’t turn around, we have to go this way, it’s the only way towards Tel Aviv.”- Shye Klein Weinstein

Eventually Weinstein and his group made their way to what they thought was a checkpoint, until they noticed that “there’s two [IDF] officers dead on the ground.” “One of the officers who’s alive tells us it’s not safe, we have to leave the area, there’s terrorists hiding in the bush,” Weinstein said. “We tell them, we can’t go back, we can’t turn around, we have to go this way, it’s the only way towards Tel Aviv, there’s like two roads to Tel Aviv from where we are, so we can’t turn around.” They were told by the two IDF officers who were alive to move quickly, and they did. Weinstein said “the whole time [we were] thinking we’re going to die.”

As they were driving, they noticed “all these black pillars of smoke which is from the kibbutz being set on fire.”

Photo by Shye Klein Weinstein

The group did finally make their way to Weinstein’s Tel Aviv apartment in one piece, and they learned that their three friends who went in a separate car also survived after hiding “in the woods while Hamas hunted people around them.”

Weinstein later uploaded videos and photos he had taken from the festival and his group’s escape to social media to learn the fate of all the people he met at the festival. “Of all the people I met and I photographed, only two people had been killed. The rest are okay,” Weinstein said. “The people who are killed, I printed off their photos and I gave them to their families. The rest I made sure to see them in person and talk to them again.”

From Oct. 11 until the end of the month, Weinstein began giving interviews every day, “sometimes six times a day.” The following month, Weinstein is asked to share his story at various speaking appearances at universities and communities in North America as part of a project called “Faces of October 7th.” And that’s what he did from Nov. 5 until Dec. 11, which included speaking appearances at UCLA, UC Berkeley, UC Davis, Chapman University, Boston University and Penn State.

Weinstein described his speaking appearances at college campuses to be “very positive.” “I have not had a single issue … silly questions, but you get that everywhere,” Weinstein said, adding that “everyone’s been receptive. I’ve had groups come see me as small as five, as large as 500.”

Regarding pro-Palestinian protests at various campuses, he called it “ignorance.” “It’s opinions held by people who have never been shot at or had to drive over dead bodies of people they had just danced with,” Weinstein said. “They’re safe to have these opinions and believe what they want to believe, but they live in a bubble and live separated from reality.”

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