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March 2, 2010

Son: I feel really lucky to be Jewish.
Me: Why?
Son: Purim is so much better then Halloween! 
Me: Why do you say that?
Son: On Halloween you have to go door to door to collect your stash of candy, but if you’re Jewish and celebrate Purim, they bring the candy to you.  No walkin around the neighborhood to get your stash. Room service is so much better!

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