fbpx

7 Haiku for Parsha Re’eh (in which we’re reminded where our tushies need to go) by Rick Lupert

[additional-authors]
August 18, 2017
7 Haiku for Parsha Re’eh (in which we’re reminded where our tushies need to go on the Holidays) by Rick Lupert

I
Blessings or curses –
Choose your mountain carefully
You only get one

II
Your intention when
slaughtering a cow matters
and the location

III
Your voodoo doesn’t
matter if you don’t come with
divine credentials

IV
Body ink may look
cool but it ain’t Kosher – And
don’t eat flying bugs

V
One tenth of your food
shall be eaten in the place
that God will show you

VI
What a world we could
have if we forgave our debts
every seven years

VII
Passover, Sukkot,
Shavuot – Get your male
Tushles to the Shul


God Wrestler: a poem for every Torah Portion by Rick LupertLos Angeles poet Rick Lupert created the Poetry Super Highway (an online publication and resource for poets), and hosted the Cobalt Cafe weekly poetry reading for almost 21 years. He’s authored 21 collections of poetry, including “God Wrestler: A Poem for Every Torah Portion“, “I’m a Jew, Are You” (Jewish themed poems) and “Feeding Holy Cats” (Poetry written while a staff member on the first Birthright Israel trip), and most recently “Donut Famine” (Rothco Press, December 2016) and edited the anthologies “Ekphrastia Gone Wild”, “A Poet’s Haggadah”, and “The Night Goes on All Night.” He writes the daily web comic “Cat and Banana” with fellow Los Angeles poet Brendan Constantine. He’s widely published and reads his poetry wherever they let him.

Did you enjoy this article?
You'll love our roundtable.

Editor's Picks

Latest Articles

Put Your Jewish Identity Where It Belongs

Why do we feel we have to separate our identity as Jews from every other identity we take on? What is holding you back from incorporating your Jewishness into your professional life, your parenting, your personal relationships?

Print Issue: Moment of Truth | January 16, 2026

Soon we will know whether Iran’s newest uprising becomes another chapter in a long pattern, or the moment the pattern breaks. For one thing is already clear: this time, fewer people are asking for reform and more are asking for an ending.

Singing Over Sirens

Courage isn’t always taking the leap of faith to get on a plane into a war zone, but to sing even when the siren tries to silence you.

Iran’s Moment of Truth

Soon we will know whether Iran’s newest uprising becomes another chapter in a long pattern, or the moment the pattern breaks.
For one thing is already clear: this time, fewer people are asking for reform and more are asking for an ending.

The Holocaust, Without Jews

Whether today’s distorters are motivated by callousness, political convenience, or simply ignorance, the result is the same — the Jews are still regarded as unmentionable.

More news and opinions than at a Shabbat dinner, right in your inbox.