
Changing the Oil
In my early teens, if my dad said, “Mark, get your coat on; we need to change the oil in the car,” I was as happy as if he’d said he would buy me a puppy.
Mark Schiff is a comedian, actor and writer, and host of the 'You Don't Know Schiff' podcast.

In my early teens, if my dad said, “Mark, get your coat on; we need to change the oil in the car,” I was as happy as if he’d said he would buy me a puppy.

Recently, I went to a 98th birthday party for my dear friend George Stanley.
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