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Protect the gene pool from Madoff and friends

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April 14, 2009

Jewssip took aim at Bernard Madoff in an off-color blog post about a condom campaign aimed at protecting the world from evil. Jewssip writes:

Germany’s Doc Morris Pharmacies missed Bernie Madoff in their new “safe sex” condom campaign.

Getting up to get the Jimmy protector doesn’t just help in the fight against STDs and HIV, but can capture the mad men like Osama bin Laden, Adolf Hitler or Mao Zedong before they can even conceive plans of destruction.

Jewssip points out that for encounters with hedge fund sperm use a Madoff Condom to Prevent Deposits From Becoming Long Term Investments.

Click here to see the real condom ads for Hitler et al.

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