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April 5, 2012

Jonathan Foer’s ‘New American Haggadah’: Extremely Similar and Incredibly the Same

The haggadah, the user’s manual to the Passover seder, might be the world’s oldest annually practiced ritual, and the story of the Jews’ freedom from slavery in Egypt is, Jonathan Safran Foer said recently, “the best-known greatest continuously read story” in book form. And yet, just like there isn’t a singer who doesn’t think he can cover a Bob Dylan song better than Dylan himself, the haggadah remains the book that everyone thinks they can improve on.

The “Maxwell House Haggadah” might be good enough for the White House, but at homes across the country there are any number of printed and self-stapled versions, including egalitarian, feminist and vegan versions with prayers writ special for women, children, Russian Jews, Ethiopian Jews, and for the liberation of a wide variety of groups and causes, even those without benefit of 501(c)(3) tax-exempt charitable status. At our seders, the reading has been interrupted for comic plays, showings of Charlton Heston parting the Red Sea, and after-dinner rounds of comic songs, including the much-maligned version of “Brisket,” sung to the tune of The Association’s “Windy.”

In other words, there is a good case to be made that we need a “New American Haggadah” (Little, Brown and Co.: $29.99). As luck would have it, one has just been published, edited and with an introduction by novelist and anthologist Jonathan Safran Foer, as well as translation from the Hebrew by Nathan Englander, novelist and, not incidentally, a graduate of the Hebrew Academy of Nassau County.

As Foer explained recently at a Writers Bloc event in Beverly Hills, every detail was considered in this haggadah’s nine-year gestation period. That the book lies flat – no accident. That it is of a certain size, to take importance on the table but not to crowd your neighbor – done on purpose. No representational art (despite a commissioned but never-used work by R.B. Kitaj) – a decision made because the visuals might detract from the text. More money spent on contributions made and killed than on those appearing in the book – true. As Foer explained, the process of allowing the “New American Haggadah” to take form took time, and the final result, much to Foer’s surprise, was more traditional than he would ever have imagined.

Similarly, Englander calls his translation “hyper-literal.” Englander adds a grace to the translation not usually evident, as well as moments of subtle poetry, as when he translates what is usually read as “Our Lord, God” instead as “Lord, God-of-Us.” The strength of Englander’s translation is, in some ways, its greatest weakness – it demands a more complete reading and a little more stamina and does not easily accommodate the fast-forward skipping and speed-reading of the haggadah that many have embraced as part of the tradition.

Alas, I truly wish I were more excited by this “New American Haggadah.” Foer is clearly a very thoughtful, intelligent person. His novels, such as “Everything Is Illuminated” and “Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close,” brim with inventiveness. There is something scholarly about him, and he harbors a genuine desire to create community, whether it be among a group of writers opining on the work of Joseph Cornell, non-meatarians or his fellow Hebrews. On the face of it, then, he seems a brilliant choice to commission and compile a “New American Haggadah.” However, the result is neither new nor particularly American – it is as if Foer wrestled with the haggadah, like Jacob wrestled with the angel, and the haggadah won, repeatedly. To cite but one example: When it came time to name the book, possibilities abounded (i.e. why not “The Brooklyn Haggadah” in honor of where Foer lives), but the final choice “New American Haggadah,” although literally correct, is strangely bland.

Or let me put it another way: Imagine you had an old house that had been in the family for many generations – that you thought could, in so many ways, be improved upon. So you consulted the best architects and designers and you took the house apart, tore it down and started over. At each crossroads, when faced with a choice between the suggestions and the original, you found yourself, much to your surprise, siding with the original. In the end, when the house was rebuilt, your friends expressed surprise, saying: “Where’s the new house? This is the old house.” Not much different and no more serviceable than the original (and in the case of this haggadah, perhaps less usable as it contains no transliteration for those for whom the mumbling of ancient words is incantatory).

I don’t want to give the impression that this “New American Haggadah” is not without its pleasures. The commentary is intelligent (Rebecca Newberger Goldstein on Spinoza’s seat at the table), tough (Jeffrey Goldberg on the Tenth Plague), learned (Nathaniel Deutsch on Exodus’ most theologically shocking moment) and at times subversive (Daniel Handler, aka Lemony Snicket, on the four types of parents). It runs at a 90-degree angle to the Hebrew – and offers not so much exegesis as discussion points for seder attendees. Although the commentary is at times engaging, entertaining and thought provoking, there is never as much of any of those as one might have expected or wanted. There is a timeline across the top of the book that is worth reading,  and the graphic design of the pages reflecting the Hebrew typography of each time period is beautiful in its own way; but, again, none of it matches the drama of the story being told. Which, according to Foer, is the point. The story, the text, comes first.

Without the haggadah, the seder is merely a Jewish Thanksgiving dinner whose emphasis is less on ritual than on family, more about side dishes than the main event, more about the heavy meal and the four glasses of wine than the time-bending empathetic command to feel as if we, ourselves, were slaves in Egypt.

Although the “New American Haggadah” may create a whole new gift category – the seder present, thereby selling many copies – my prediction is that few will use it instead of the family haggadah. More likely, this haggadah will be used as a supplement – a reading from Lemony Snicket here, a passage read aloud there – and will become yet another prop in the customization of the seder. Which is, in and of itself, part of the long tradition of haggadahs and Passover seders.

As for us, this year we’re ditching the comic play, opting instead for “Passover Jeopardy.” Our seder hosts will be overjoyed, no doubt, to receive their copy of the “New American Haggadah.” I may even read from it in between the Hebrew and the Maxwell House versions. More likely, I’ll be saying: “Pass the charoset, I’ll take Moses for $400.”

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Jewish Surveys Neglected by Jews…Non-Jews are Doing and Have Done it For Us

I have mixed feelings about writing this blog.  I love it when someone takes the trouble to produce good information about the Jewish community and share it as a public service.  I don’t want them to stop gathering the information and hesitate to question their motives as they probably share my view and interest that the Jewish community is worth studying. I am just fascinated that at this juncture of history it’s again not the Jewish community who is doing it, but non-Jews.  Its even more fascinating when one looks at the historical provenance of the non-Jews who are doing it.

The 2012 Jewish Values Survey, a new national of survey 1,004 Jewish Americans – the first of its kind conducted by a non-Jewish research organization. The news coverage highlighted that the survey found that two-in-three Jews will vote for Obama.  I found especially interesting that the survey mechanism created by an organization which was an outgrowth of German 1930s consumer research asked about the Holocaust and its importance to contemporary Jews political beliefs and activities:

More than 8-in-10 Jews say that the experiences of the Holocaust (87%) and having opportunities for economic success in America (85%) are somewhat or very important for informing their political beliefs and activity. Seven-in-ten (70%) Jews cite the immigrant experience in America, and approximately two-thirds (66%) say that being a religious minority in America has a somewhat or very important influence on their political beliefs and activity.

This poll is very recent.  It’s last day in the field was March 5, so its about a month.  The Public Religion Research Institute (PRRI) is now perhaps legitimately boastful of being the first non-Jewish research body to research Jews.  The same Knowledge Networks panel of 1,004 Jews used by Brandeis for their 6.4 million (mistaken) estimate of Jews in the U.S. is the source for the data of this survey.  So PRRI, having rented the panel for this survey from Knowledge Networks found a quick inexpensive way to piggyback on an existing panel survey.  The Knowledge Networks (GfK) panel is only nationally “representative” and can’t get down to the state or the LA geographic level.  Overall, I think its a pretty accurate representation of Jewish attitudes that it researched.

There’s an another interesting story here, which I hesitate to bring up—but will anyhow, and let you make the judgement about its worth.  There may be a historical irony in that non-Jews are researching Jews and the provenance of the non-Jews who enabled this research to take place.

A book by investigative journalist Edwin Black, IBM and the Holocaust, which details the business dealings of the American-based multinational corporation International Business Machines (IBM) and its German and other European subsidiaries with the government of Adolf Hitler during the 1930s and the years of World War II. In the book, Black outlines the way in which IBM’s technology helped facilitate Nazi genocide against the Jewish people through generation and tabulation of punch cards based upon national census data. 

Earlier, in the spirit of German statistical enthusiam, In 1916 the German Military High Command created a “Jewish Census” (Judenzählung). This was a measure instituted during the upheaval of World War I. Designed to confirm accusations of the lack of patriotism among German Jews, the census disproved the charges, but its results were not made public. However, its figures were leaked out, being published in an antisemitic brochure. The Jewish authorities, who themselves had compiled statistics which considerably exceeded the figures in the brochure, were not only denied access to the government archives but also informed by the Republican Minister of Defense that the contents of the antisemitic brochure were correct.

The German government remained an enthusiastic creator of statistics and user of IBM , then called DEHOMAG (German Hollerith Maschinen Gesellschaft mbH), census machines. German censuses were implemented in 1933, 1939, 1942 and 1943, every two-and-a-half years, carefully noting people’s religions, information which was later utilized to locate and round up Jews.

GfK [Gesellschaft für Konsumforschung (Society for Consumer Research)]  is Germany’s oldest market research company, established 77 years ago at the University of Erlangen-Nurenberg in 1934/35.  In a GfK history it points out that:

The first “GfK Office” reopened at the end of 1945: it was a room in a severely bomb-damaged flat. Together with three female employees from the pre-war time and a handful of young students, [Georg Bergler, a founder and later chairman of GfK,] sifted through all the remaining material. He found a real treasure with which he could make a new start: an IBM collator. But there were two obstacles in his path: the law and finance. The occupying authorities only issued GfK with a licence to conduct market research in 1947.

The GfK entered Vienna in 1938 at the time of the German Anschluss as a research branch and in 1941 the organization took the form of “The Vienna Institute for Economic Research” (Weiner Institute fur Wirtschaftsforshung—Vienna Institute or IfW) while GfK retained its management and income.  German economics minister, Walter Funk, put IfW under the control of a body created by the Reich Ministry of Economy, the Sudosteuropa-Gesellschaft (SOEG, South Eastern Europe Society) which was funded and tasked by the Nazis as an agency that would establish and administer a new Nazi Europe.  The SOEG’s president, Baldur Von Shirach, had been the head of Hitler Youth in 1940 and was Gualeiter of Vienna where he was responsible for the movement of Viennese Jews to concentration camps. The SOEG was tasked with making Southeast Europe the breadbasket and buyer of manufactured consumer products of Germany.  Herman Goering highlighted the findings of the IfW research on south eastern Europe in his presentation of his Four Year Plan that gave him wide economic powers in Nazi Germany.  So, it appears GfK and its Viennese branch IfW were integrally intertwined and financially dependent on the Nazi party and government.

The corollary is that Knowledge Networks which developed this Jewish panel is owned by Gfk having a perhaps tenuous historical lineage of another group known for researching Jews.  I just find it interesting and somewhat ironic that an organization that originally had some board members who were prominent members of the Nazi party is now the main data source about American Jewry. The official history of GfK is told that:

After the German capitulation in 1945, [Dr. Georg] Bergler took over leadership of GfK, which was required to apply for a business license from the Allied authorities. Because GfK was relatively untainted by any direct relationship with the Nazi party—it had never conducted research for the party, and indeed had established close ties with members of the German resistance—the license was duly granted and the cooperative resumed operations in 1945, now backed by 70 member companies. The devastation of Nuremberg had destroyed much of GfK’s archives as well; nonetheless, the group was able to begin reconstructing its correspondents network

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I once asked my mom how the Nazis knew whom to roust in Vienna at night when she had to go to scrub the graffiti off the streets and she replied, “They used the addresses from a recently conducted census.”

Just something to ponder.  Even if we Jews can’t bring the resources to bear to do our own research, non-Jews still find us interesting enough to do it for us.

Pini Herman, PhD. has served as Asst. Research Professor at the University of Southern California Dept. of Geography,  Adjunct Lecturer at the USC School of Social Work,  Research Director at the Jewish Federation of Greater Los Angeles following Bruce Phillips, PhD. in that position (I was recently notified that with 40,000 visitors this year the 15 year old study of the LA Jewish populationwas third most downloaded study from Berman Jewish Policy Archives in 2011) and is immediate past President of the Movable Minyan a lay-lead independent congregation in the 3rd Street area. Currently he is a principal of Phillips and Herman Demographic Research. To email Pini: pini00003@gmail.com To follow Pini on Twitter:

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Karaite-style Passover recipes

KARAITE MATZAH (From Amy Gazzar)

NOTE: To make sure that dough does not rise, matzah should be put in the oven within 10 minutes of adding water.

2 cups unbleached flour
1/3 cup warm vegetable oil
1 teaspoon salt
3/4 cup warm water
1 1/2 tablespoons coriander seed

Preheat oven to 400 F.

Mix all ingredients together until dough is soft but not sticky.

Spread on a cookie sheet and cut into squares. Bake for 25 to 30 minutes until golden brown.


KARAITE MATZAH USING MATZAH CAKE MEAL (From Remy Pessah)

NOTE: To make sure that dough does not rise, matzah should be put in the oven within 10 minutes of adding water.

3 cups (kosher for Passover) matzah cake meal
3/4 cup oil
1 1/2 cups water
1 tablespoon coriander seed
1 teaspoon salt
Preheat oven to 400 F.

Mix all the ingredients together and knead dough until soft but not sticky. Spread on 2 cookie sheets, 12 by 17 inches. Cut dough into 2-by-2-inch squares. Bake for 20 minutes or until golden.


PASSOVER ALMOND COOKIES (LOZETTO)

4 egg whites
2 1/4 cups sugar
1 pound almond powder
Whole almonds (optional)

Preheat oven to 350 F.

Line a cookie sheet with parchment paper.

Beat the egg whites until foamy, add sugar gradually, gently fold in almond powder, and mix with spatula.

Drop by heaping teaspoonsful onto prepared cookie sheet. Top each cookie with a whole almond.

Bake on middle rack for 15 to 20 minutes until lightly browned. Cool

10 minutes and carefully remove from sheets with spatula.


MAROR

1 fresh anise, chopped
1 endive, chopped
1 red lettuce, chopped
1 romaine lettuce,  chopped
1 curly lettuce,  chopped
1 bunch parsley
1 bunch dill weed
2 tablespoons Lemon Juice
2 pickled lemons, diced
1 teaspoon salt

Combine the above ingredients and serve on homemade matzah during the Passover Seder.


ALMOND MERINGUE

5 egg whites
1 cup sugar
4 cups slivered toasted almonds

Preheat oven to 325 F.

Mix egg whites with sugar; add almonds. Refrigerate for a few hours or overnight. Place parchment paper on a cookie sheet and spray with cooking spray.

Scoop out 1 teaspoon at a time, and place the scoops on the prepared cookie sheet, spacing scoops about 1 inch apart.

Bake for 15 minutes.


ORANGE MARMALADE

4 large seedless oranges
2 lemons
8 cups water
8 cups sugar

Cut the oranges and lemons in half crosswise, then into very thin half-moon slices. (If you have a mandoline, this will be quite fast.) Discard any seeds. Place the sliced fruit and their juices into a stainless steel pot. Add water and bring the mixture to a boil, stirring often. Remove from the heat and stir in the sugar until it dissolves. Cover and allow to stand overnight at room temperature.

The next day, bring the mixture back to a boil. Reduce the heat to low, and simmer, uncovered, for about 2 hours. Turn the heat up to medium and boil gently, stirring often, for another 30 minutes. Skim off any foam that forms on the top. Cook the marmalade until it reaches 220 degrees F on a candy thermometer. If you want to be doubly sure it’s ready, place a small amount on a plate and refrigerate it until it’s cool but not cold. If it’s firm — neither runny nor too hard — it’s done. It will be a golden orange color. (If the marmalade is runny, continue cooking it;  if it’s too hard, add more water.)

Pour the marmalade into clean, hot Mason jars; wipe the rims thoroughly with a clean damp paper towel, and seal with the lids according to the package directions. Store in the pantry for up to a year.

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IDF chief: Israel will reach all terrorists behind overseas attacks

IDF Chief of Staff Benny Gantz warned Thursday that Israel will ultimately find any terrorist that tries to launch attacks on Israeli citizens or the Jewish people.

“Whoever tries to test our power, from close or far, from Gaza or Sinai, or any other place, will face a clever and powerful army that is determined to defend Israel and subdue its enemies,” Gantz said on Thursday while speaking at a ceremony for outstanding officers.

Gantz said that the rocket that was fired toward Eilat early Thursday morning is a very grave act, and warned that Israel will find those responsible for attacks on its people.

Read more at Haaretz.com.

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U.S. not backing off as Iran sanctions bite

The Obama administration’s man in charge of squeezing Tehran over its nuclear program is unapologetic for the strain Western penalties on Iran have exerted on global oil markets.

The price of oil has shot up nearly 15 percent since January, companies that trade with Iran are struggling to get paid and the biggest Asian countries are scrambling to work around U.S. sanctions that aim to deprive Tehran of revenue needed to develop its nuclear program.

Cohen, undersecretary for terrorism and financial intelligence at the U.S. Treasury Department, said that pressure has forced Iran to pay attention to U.S. demands.

“Do we think we have the attention of the leadership on their end? We have it like never before,” Cohen said in an interview.

Cohen’s comments are the latest display of administration confidence in the measures, despite obvious signs their bite is rippling through the marketplace faster than many had expected.

J.P. Morgan warned on Thursday of an acceleration of Iranian oil cutbacks, predicting Iranian supplies could be slashed by one million barrels a day in the first of the year.

The White House has not yet stated its position on proposed new bipartisan Iran sanctions legislation in the United States that would target Iran’s main oil and tanker companies, as well as tighten up other loopholes. Mindful of the potential to cause more uncertainty over supply and push world oil prices higher, some senators are seeking amendments to the new sanctions package to assure insurers of allowed oil shipments that they will not be stung by sanctions. But Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid has so far said he does not want to allow the package to be amended.

NOT A HERMETIC SEAL

U.S. entities have been prohibited from working with Iran for years. But what Washington and its allies see as signs that Iran is closer to getting atomic weapons and unleashing a nuclear arms race in the Middle East have triggered Washington to increase the heat on the country. Tehran says its nuclear activities are peaceful.

Over the past three months, Cohen and other top Obama administration officials convinced Europe to impose similar sanctions on Iran’s main recipient of oil payments, the Central Bank of Iran. As well, the administration has been twisting arms trying to get Iran’s biggest oil buyers, China, India, Japan and South Korea, to stop relying on Iranian crude.

The current U.S. sanctions allow President Barack Obama to block foreign financial firms from U.S. markets if they continue to deal with Iran’s central bank starting June 28. However, if countries manage to reduce their Iranian oil imports, they can win exemptions from the U.S. law so that their banks are not barred from the U.S. financial system.

Despite the looming sanction deadlines, countries and companies have managed to do some business with Iran—a provision that the Obama administration defends.

“I don’t think the measure of an effective sanctions program is that it creates a hermetic seal through which nothing permeates,” said Cohen. “The fact that they are still selling some oil, I would not chalk that up to a failure of the sanctions program,” he said.

Cohen said the question should be whether Iran was able to make use of the revenue that it earns from its oil sales rather than whether it was profiting from crude exports.

“It is increasingly difficult for Iran to make use of, or to get access to the funds that it is earning from its oil sales,” he said.

PERMISSIBLE TRADE

Currently the exemptions, which the State Department granted late last month to Japan and 10 countries in the European Union, apply only to banks.

Fearing an oil crisis, where supply disruptions spark prices sharply higher, some of the most ardent supporters of Iran sanctions, who include a number of Republicans and some Democrats, are urging the administration to give energy companies similar relief.

A bipartisan bill introduced last month in the House of Representatives would extend those exemptions to oil traders, insurers and re-insurers and others in the energy business. The legislation would encourage companies not to shy away from deals that are allowed under U.S. law.

“If the administration did that it would provide more clarity and more comfort to companies engaged in trade with Iran that is permissible under U.S. law,” said Mark Dubowitz, head of the Foundation for Defense of Democracies, which is well known for its forceful lobbying on tougher Iran sanctions.

Insurers of oil shipments, some lawmakers say, need assurance that they will not be stung by sanctions. Already, it is clear that some contracted shipments of Iranian crude are faltering because of the concerns over insurance. An EU embargo on Iranian crude begins on July 1.

A major Chinese shipper insurer will halt cover for tankers carrying Iranian crude from July, according to Reuters sources, in a sign the Iran will have trouble selling it oil to its largest customer.

The House measure is one of many bills that are in limbo in Congress as Democratic and Republican Senators argue over how to move forward on broader legislation that would give the U.S. Treasury more tools to crack down on Iran.

BETTER TO PAY THE PRICE NOW

However, a common theme in Washington is that any price spike seen now as a result of the sanctions is better than what would happen to prices if Israel moved to strike Iran or if Iran obtained a nuclear weapon.

U.S. consumers have felt the heat as average price at pump has gone to nearly $4 gallon, a new record for this time of the year.

“You talk about high priced oil now, but if there were loose nukes in that part of the world it would be a disaster for American and Western interests,” said Dennis Blair, former director of national intelligence for the Obama administration until 2010.

“You’re not talking $4 a gallon gasoline at that point, you’re talking about the entire supply being disrupted there and not a heck of a lot that even America’s tremendous conventional military capability could do,” he said.

Additional reporting by Roberta Rampton; Editing by Russell Blinch and Frances Kerry

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‘KONY 2012: Part II — Beyond Famous’

Passover starts tomorrow night, but Tuesday the a cappella group Pella uploaded this Jewish spin on Maroon 5’s “Moves Like Jagger,” based on that old passage into manhood.

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Smelling a simcha: Surgeon pushing marriage with grants for nose jobs

A Jewish plastic surgeon in Miami has offered scholarships to Orthodox Jewish singles for nose jobs to help them land a spouse.

Dr. Michael Salzhauer, who is under an ethics investigation after commissioning a Jewish band to write a song about a Jewish teen with a big nose, recently announced his outreach program to help bring couples together—a program that CNN has dubbed “nose jobs for nuptials.”

Salzhauer, 40, mandates that applicants must be referred by their matchmakers or rabbi, who must verify financial need. The patients must meet medical, aesthetic and psychological criteria as well in order to be eligible for surgery, CNN reported.

Salzhauer told CNN that he has 15 potential scholarship patients lined up.

Salzhauer hired The Groggers, a Jewish punk-rock band, to write a song and make a music video that encourages plastic surgery in a bid to connect to a younger audience. Known as “Dr. Schnoz,” he performed rhinoplasty on the band’s lead singer, L.E. Doug Staiman.

The American Society of Plastic Surgeons called the promotion “offensive and inappropriate.”

A recent column in the Jewish Press calling for women to have plastic surgery in order to increase their marriage chances sparked a lively conversation in the Orthodox community.

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