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June 22, 2011

Senior Israeli source: Iran actively helping Syria squash demonstrations

A senior Israeli source says Iran is involved in the suppressing of the anti-regime demonstrations in Syria. Iran’s Revolutionary Guard and the Al-Quds force, commanded by Gen. Qassem Suleimani, are operating throughout the country, the source says.

The source told Haaretz there is clear information on Iran’s involvement in the crushing of the protests, as well as the participation of Hezbollah. Their role is not limited to shootings; Iran has also supplied equipment to the Syrian army, including sniper rifles and communications systems for disrupting the Internet in the country, the source said.

Syrian residents and media reports say men in military uniforms have been heard speaking poor Arabic or Farsi among themselves.

“In the Syrian army there is a ban on beards, so when we see military people with beards we can assume they’re not part of the regular Syrian army,” the source said.

Read more at Haaretz.com.

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Family-based green cards

Foreign nationals with relatives who are U.S. citizens may be able to obtain a green card if certain and specific relationships exist.  Different categories of relatives dictate whether, and how soon, you can get a green card.

Immediate relatives

One category is known as “immediate relatives,” which includes:

1) spouses of U.S. citizens;
2) parents of U.S. citizens who are over 21; and
3) children of U.S. citizens who are under 21.

Any foreign national who falls under one of these categories are immediately eligible for a green card without having to wait for a visa to become available.  Assuming that the application process goes smoothly, a foreign national can anticipate receiving a green card within one year of filing the application.

Family preference categories

If you do not fall into one of the “immediate relative” categories, do not despair.  There are other categories known as “family preference categories” which may still allow a relative to petition for a green card on your behalf.  These relationships include:

1) unmarried sons or daughters (over 21) of U.S. citizens;
2) married children of U.S. citizens who are of any age;
3) brothers and sisters of U.S. citizens who are over 21; and
4) spouses or children of U.S. green card holders.

Unfortunately, foreign nationals seeking a green card under a family preference category will have to wait several years before a visa becomes available.  If you are looking to obtain a green card through this route, you may want to explore other options – including marriage to a U.S. citizen, investing in an EB-5 green card, or obtaining a green card through employment.

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Foreskin Protectors to the Fore in Jewish Journal Blog Survey

A new ritual for Foreskin Protectors.

Surgically glued to their screens, in front of a Jewish Journal Demographic Duo blog, the Foreskin Protectors had nothing better to do than to submit survey after survey.

Between 3:44 pm and 7:30 PM on Tuesday, June 21, 2011, the Circumcision Survey showed a response rate of about 50 percent, where 2-3 percent response is historically experienced. 

Predictably, their lab monkey-like lever pressing regarding circumcision was exclusively in the direction of female genital mutilation and something out of the dark ages.  As for the rapid up and down motions of their hands, it could have been used more pleasurably than survey taking, though I did notice some significant lulls.  It did keep them off the streets and away from the call-in programs, so the survey wasn’t useless.

I would imagine that regular readers who saw the results display saw something fishy when the Circumcision Survey skewed so radically away from the consensus of the Jewish community. 

The survey is still running, so if the Foreskin Protectors need to maintain their ritual, they are welcome to return to their devotions, courtesy of the Jewish community.

Pini Herman serves as President of the Movable Minyan a lay-lead independent congregation in the 3rd Street area.

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James Franco Discusses His Hart Crane Film at L.A. Film Festival

Before James Franco’s new film, “The Broken Tower,” premiered at the Los Angeles Film Festival on Monday, Franco issued a warning.

“This is not ‘Pineapple Express,’” said the Oscar-nominated actor, appearing in person to present the film.

Indeed, the film follows the life of gay poet Hart Crane (1899-1932), who “emerged on the scene with his Brooklyn-bridge epic, ‘The Bridge,’ yet agonized over ever written word” and ultimately killed himself, Journal writer Naomi Pfefferman said in her recent story on the film.

The black-and-white, 99-minute passion project episodically traces Crane’s life, from young adulthood in Cleveland, when he decides to he doesn’t want to work for his father, a wealthy businessman, to his subsequent moves to New York, Cuba, Paris and Mexico, where he writes and writes and drinks and drinks and finally, to his suicide in 1932.

Paul Mariani’s 1999 biography, also titled “The Broken Tower”-which was Crane’s last poem before his death—helped Franco craft the film, which he began work on seven years ago, while enrolled in film school in New York.

During a Q-and-A after the film on Monday, Franco, 33, said:

I remember doing interviews at that time and people would say, “Well, who you would like to play?” and I’d say, “Hart Crane” … but I was just waiting, I was waiting for somebody to make the movie, [so I could] jump on board as the actor, and nobody did.

And so then I went to film school and I did this series of short films, based on poems, [and] when I needed to do a thesis—a longer project for a thesis—I thought the perfect next step would be not a movie based on a single poem, but a movie based on the life of a poet … so I remembered the Crane biography.

Franco’s Crane embodies the image of a romantic poet, hunched over a typewriter late at night, glass of wine within reach, making statements like, “Life is a dance of death, but you can still do something with it.”

The film is the second time Franco has played a gay poet—in 2010, he starred as Allen Ginsburg in “Howl.” Franco also played gay in “Milk,” in which he was Harvey Milk’s lover.

But why would Franco choose such an obscure figure as his subject in this latest film? It’s a question that might be easy to answer. Franco, who, as Pfefferman said, “has famously juggled acting on soap operas and in blockbusters (think Rupert Wyatt’s upcoming “Rise of the Apes”) with doctoral studies in English and film at Yale, hosting the Academy Awards, creating art exhibitions, albums, a short story collection, conceptual and visual art,” simply makes unconventional choices.

“He’s at a place in his career, where his celebrity and his star status makes people interested in what he’s doing, and he’s doing stuff with it,” said Sheldon Larry, a filmmaker who attended the screening of Franco’s film and whose film, “Leave It On the Floor,” is featured in this year’s festival.

Franco ‘s mother is Jewish, but Crane was raised as a Christian scientist, according to his Wikipedia page. In one of the film’s early scenes, Franco-as-Crane, enthusiastically sharing his poetic ambitions with an acquaintance – “I’m the last romantic alive!” he asserts – calls himself “Rabbi Crane.” Franco said he wasn’t sure if Crane actually said this, that he thought he had heard it somewhere but couldn’t remember exactly.

“Why Hart Crane?” was also a question posed by Francisco Ricardo, moderator of the Q-and-A and Franco’s professor at the Rhode Island School of Design—he teaches Franco in a small class on Digital Media Theory.

If you’re going to make a film about a poet—okay, fine, but why not a more well known poet?

“Why not T.S. Eliot? … Why pick this particular individual who was surely going to be very difficult to portray?” Ricardo said.

“Finding [Crane’s poetry], I read it and thought…‘Oh, this would be—this is speaking to me as a movie,” Franco said.

But “it’s not just, ‘This could be a movie,’” Franco added. “It’s, ‘Oh, I want to interact with this. I want to speak to this. I want to have a different kind of relationship to this than just enjoying it for what it is. I want to transform this work or give it a second life.’”

So, I thought well, ‘If I’m going to do a movie about him, I don’t want it to just, you know…I don’t want to simplify it. I want it to feel something like the texture of his poetry,” Franco said.

Ricardo said that the film does share characteristics with poetry.

“It’s got lack of structure, it’s got incredible depth of feeling, it’s got any number of inconsistencies, which are portrayed very carefully, and it’s a got number of what can really only be called really very unfortunate tragedies,” he said.

The film is “a masterpiece,” he said.

“Now you know why I brought Francisco,” said Franco.

Among the many risks the film takes, there’s the display of explicit homosexual sex. On Monday, Franco said that he felt he couldn’t hide from he sexuality in the film since Crane didn’t hide from his sexuality in his life. Crane, rather, was proud of his homosexuality.

And the film is unapologetically difficult, told in sections called “voyages” – inspired by a poem by Crane entitled, “Voyages” – large chunks of the film devoted to nothing but Crane’s misery, voiceovers of his often, to the layman anyway, incomprehensible poetry.

“It’s difficult even if you know Crane and love a lot of Crane,” poet Frank Bidard, whose poem, “Herbert White,” Franco recently turned into a short film, said, during an interview at Monday’s screening. “I think [Franco] does real justice to the poems.”

Franco, on Monday, weighed in on how the audience might react to his difficult film:

Crane himself said if I have like six good readers, that’s enough for me. Now I don’t want just six viewers, but like I also took into account that this is not going to be a piece of entertainment, that it is difficult and so, with that in mind, we made it for a responsible price, so I don’t feel bad, I don’t feel like I need to, um, jazz it up in certain ways I feel would not be in line with the spirit of what we wanted to do.

Unsurprisingly, making “The Broken Tower” was more meaningful to Franco than some of his lighter and larger fare, he said.

But how did the audience react? After the film, one man said that the critics will most likely call the film self-indulgent, and many appeared restless during a ten-minute poetry reading, in which Crane stands there and reads and does nothing else.

But the majority, young adults, seniors and even tweens, embraced the film-and Franco.

“He’s a curious talent,” said Larry. “He’s an observer of life.”

 

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The $308 million You Saved Calfornia Taxpayers

You felt like murdering someone, but you didn’t do it and you didn’t end up on death row and then in the gas chamber. That simply may have saved everybody $308,000,000.  It cost us $308 million for each of the 13 executions carried out since the death penalty was reinstated in 1978.

American Jews rarely wind up facing death row. A Jewish soccer mom, Lara Lavi, does own Death Row Records, recently catty-corner from the LA Jewish Federation building.

Lara Lavi bought out Death Row’s Suge Knight, imprisoned, later paroled and who promptly created mayhem post release.

The Knight experience brings to mind that in a few months the streets of Southern California are going to be filled with returners.  About 25,000 recently paroled inmates, and thousands of young military veterans will be back in Southern California.  The impending military draw-down of troops exiting Afghanistan, some with PTSD, MST, as well as others having acquired a taste for the easily available heroin processed near the poppy fields.

A perfect storm may be headed our way. Hundreds of probation officers are to be laid off in LA county, some remaining have caseloads of over 2,000.  Sorely lacking psychological and drug treatment services for returning soldiers has been a staple of NPR coverage.

We can still prevent some inevitable murderous rages by planning ahead for what is coming from afar to our streets in the next few months. We can save ourselves $308,000,000 times too many.

Pini Herman serves as President of the Movable Minyan a lay-lead independent congregation in the 3rd Street area.

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Well, At Least She Called Me Skinny…

So I was just about to post regarding the dinner I just had with my new inamorato and my parents, when I noticed ” title=”my letter to her” target=”_blank”>my letter to her made her cry.  In” title=”Susie Orbach” target=”_blank”>Susie Orbach and ” title=”But I stand by what I said” target=”_blank”> But I stand by what I said.  I truly am sorry if it hurt her or anyone else for that matter.  All I can say is that sometimes the truth hurts.  I may seem young and naive to her – well I feel young and like I’m at the beginning of the experiences life has in store for me so that makes sense.  I don’t pretend to have any of the answers.  I’m on the journey just like everyone else is.  I’m just trying to call it like I see it at this point in time. 

I will say though, it was a bit of compliment when Ilana mentioned that she thinks I don’t know that I’m beautiful.  I have been called many things in my life, but modest about my appearance is not usually one of them.  Perhaps I really am turning over a new leaf?

**UPDATE** 6/22 12:50pm Thank you to the reader who notified me that Ilana has edited her blog since posting and taken out some of the most offensive language about me and added a section that finally agrees with my whole point – namely that we should all try to get in shape.  But it was up for a long enough time that I feel justified leaving this here.  The list at the top was verbatim her comments regarding me.


Tamara Shayne Kagel is a writer living in Santa Monica, CA. To find out more about her, visit” title=”@tamaraskagel.” target=”_blank”>@tamaraskagel. © Copyright 2011.

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I GO ON OPRAH

People see me as your “typical Jewish woman,” and maybe it’s true:  I’ve got curly hair, opinions on every subject, and I do not go backpacking.  Plus, even after years of speech classes, I still have an identifiable Bronxiness in my voice.  When I walk into a room, someone always greets me in a Yiddish accent.  “Velkom, dollink hev a seat, enjoy!  (The last person who did that was a Chinese friend, who ought to know better!) 

My ethnicity has often been an obstacle in my professional life.  My agent submits me for a movie, but the director – Harold Shlomansky – won’t see me because he feels I’m too Jewish.  I hear that all the time, but this is for the part of a Rabbi.  Shlomansky is only seeing Gentile actresses because – as he puts it – he wants to be sure that the character is likeable.

A while back, I read for a commercial which I knew I would book.  I had worked with the director, Stu Lefkowitz, before and my agent told me he was looking for an “Annie Korzen type!”  I did not get the job.  Stu Lefkowitz hired a perky little blonde.  I am too Jewish to play MYSELF! 

So I guess I’m a living stereotype, and the worst thing about it is suffering through the never-ending barrage of jokes about me and my kind.  Jokes about ugly, abrasive, obnoxious Jewish women – told by ugly, abrasive, obnoxious Jewish men. 

These guys dream of a blonde goddess who will make them seem less ethnic.  Which, by the way, doesn’t work.  It’s like the old joke about about Hymie Greenblatt, who changes his name to Standish Merriweather III to get into the country club, but on the application, when asked his religion, he fills in “Goy!”

So I decide to write a book defending Jewish women, which I’m going to call YENTA.  And I write to The Oprah Winfrey Show and suggest that they do a program about “Ethnic Men Who Reject Their Own Women.”  They like the idea, and I am invited as an expert witness, and I go into all kinds of “I’m gonna be rich and famous fantasies.”

Now let me explain why this is the fantasy of a brain-damaged person.  I don’t have a book.  I don’t have a publisher.  All I have is an idea for a book that hasn’t been written yet.  I AM THE ONLY WRITER IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD WHO WENT ON OPRAH WITH NOTHING TO SELL!  And it gets worse.  Oprah flies me to Chicago, first-class. Big mistake.

You see, as a compulsive bargainista, I’ve .got this problem with food: if someone else is paying, and I can have whatever I want, I just lose all control.  It’s like there’s this tape in my brain that keeps playing over and over from my childhood:  “Finish your plate! Little children in Europe are starving!”  My friend Sandra’s mother used to say, “Eat whatever you want – and the rest put in your mouth!”  What chance did I have?

So I’m on the plane, and the chirpy stewardess says, “Hi there!  For your hors d’oeuvre, would you care for smoked salmon, artichoke dip, or paté?”  I say “YES!” and take all three.  I follow that with a stuffed Cornish Game Hen and a Hot Fudge Sundae.  I wobble off the plane and a limo whisks me to my luxurious hotel – just in time for dinner!  Oprah Winfrey is trying to kill me.

I don’t feel so good.  All my body really wants is a nice cup of chamomile tea, but I tell my body to mind its own business and I sit down to a five-course meal with Beef Stroganoff.  (I don’t usually eat red meat, but it’s the most expensive thing on the menu.)  My body is very angry with me. I just hope those little children in Europe are happy!

I am seriously unwell. I can’t sleep. I’m up all night.  What am I going to say on the show tomorrow?  How can I convince people that Jewish women deserve some respect?  At 5:30 I get a wake-up call.  I am sicker than ever.

Breakfast arrives!  I force down eggs Benedict and a stack of buttermilk pancakes.  What choice do I have?  It’s paid for!  At 6:30, the limo arrives to take me, green and nauseous, to the studio.  It’s showtime!

The first speaker is a single Jewish professional man, and he spouts the usual garbage: “I never date Jewish women.  They look alike, they think alike, the only thing they’re interested in is the size of your wallet!”

It’s my turn to reply and I want to bury this asswipe with my cutting wit and irresistible charm.  But by now there are clumps of Stroganoff in Benedict sauce floating around in my esophagus, and I am about to represent Jewish women by vomiting in front of twenty-two million people.  I am so sick that my witty and charming response is “Same to you and double!”  And then I gag.

The next day, at home, my husband makes a lame attempt to console me.  “Don’t make such a big deal about this.  Who watches Oprah anyway?”  Then I hear my son talking on the phone.  “No way, that wasn’t my mother.  I mean, not my real mother.  You didn’t know I was adopted?”

You know that expression, “There’s no such thing as a free lunch?” I guess it’s true. 

 

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Investigation of sexual abuse at Jewish school points to jailed teacher

Police are investigating allegations of sexual abuse at an Orthodox boys’ school in Melbourne by a former teacher currently jailed in the United States.

David Kramer fled Australia for the United States after accusations he had sexually abused boys at Yeshivah College between 1989 and 1993.

Kramer, 50, was jailed in St. Louis in 2008, sentenced to seven years in prison after pleading guilty to molesting a 12-year-old boy at a local synagogue there.

Victoria Police may try to extradite Kramer when he is released, which could be as early as next year, according to a report Wednesday in The Age newspaper.

It is understood that Kramer, a Jewish studies teacher, was asked to leave the college after teachers were made aware of the allegations. But the allegations were never reported to authorities at the time.

In an open letter to the community, Yeshivah College parent Menachem Vorchheimer said many were aware of the allegations “for an extended period of time.”

“We have a duty to confront sexual abuse in our community,” he wrote. “Ongoing silence is not an option.”

One Orthodox insider, who spoke on condition of anonymity, told JTA: “There’s no pressure any more to keep quiet. The Orthodox community has changed its attitude. The days of keeping it quiet are gone.”

Last year the Rabbinical Council of Victoria passed a resolution affirming its “unqualified condemnation of all forms of child abuse.” It stated that the prohibition on reporting crimes to authorities “does not apply in cases of abuse.”

Yeshivah College is “steeped in Chabad-Lubavitch ethos,” according to its website. Its main campus houses the headquarters of the Chabad movement in Melbourne.

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Israel asks Apple Inc. to remove ‘third intifada’ app

Israel’s government has asked Apple Inc. to remove an application called “ThirdIntifada,” which encourages uprising against Israel, from its App Store.

Israel’s Minister of Public Diplomacy and Diaspora Affairs Yuli Edelstein, made the request Tuesday in a letter sent to Apple founder and chief executive officer Steve Jobs.

The Thirdintifada application, available for free download from the Apple App Store, updates users on anti-Israel protests or allows them to organize their own, and features anti-Israel articles, as well as photos of terrorists who have attacked Israel or Israelis.

In his letter, Edelstein called the application “anti-Israel and anti-Zionist.”

“I believe APPLE, as a pioneering and progressive company, places the values of liberty, freedom of expression and creativity as a guiding light. Also, as a leader in its area, I am convinced that you are aware of this type of application’s ability to unite many toward an objective that could be disastrous,” Edelstein wrote.

“I therefore turn to you with the request to instruct the immediate removal of the application in question and thus continue the tradition of Apple applications dedicated to purely entertainment and informative purposes and not serve as an instrument for incitement to violence.”

In March, Edelman appealed to Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg to remove a page named “Third Intifada,” which called for a new uprising against Israel. The page was subsequently removed, though copycat pages arose in its place.

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Israel strikes Gaza terror tunnel

Israel’s Air Force destroyed what it called a “terror tunnel” in the central Gaza Strip in response to two rockets fired from Gaza that struck southern Israel.

The tunnel targeted early Wednesday morning is used to infiltrate into Israel and execute terror attacks against civilians and military personnel, according to the IDF.

Two Kassam rockets fired from Gaza struck southern Israel overnight Wednesday. They did not cause any injuries or damage.

On Wednesday, air raid sirens sounded across Israel for the third day of a nation-wide emergency preparedness drill. All Israelis, including 2 million school children, were instructed to enter safe rooms or bomb shelters during the 11 a.m. drill. Another siren will sound at 7 p.m.

Israel’s cabinet entered an underground “atomic situation room” located in the mountains surrounding Jerusalem, for the first time during Wednesday morning’s drill.

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