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July 9, 2009

Calendar Picks and Clicks for July 11–17, 2009

SATURDAY JULY 11

(FAMILY)
The new Family Amphitheater Performances at the Skirball Cultural Center’s beautiful outdoor amphitheater provide opportunities for families to sing, dance, hear stories and interact with live animals every weekend this summer. The kid-friendly entertainment, free with museum admission, includes a community drum circle, salsa dancing and songs celebrating science and nature. Today’s program of Japanese drumming is by the Taiko Center of Los Angeles. Sat. Noon and 2 p.m. Sat. and Sun. through Aug. 30. No reservations necessary. Skirball Cultural Center, 2701 N. Sepulveda Blvd., Los Angeles. (310) 440-4500. ” title=”musical.org” target=”_blank”>musical.org.


SUNDAY JULY 12

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(ISRAEL)
The Israel Committee at Pasadena Jewish Temple and Center will be hosting a screening of the Alan Dershowitz documentary, “The Case For Israel: Democracy’s Outpost,” which defends Israel’s right to exist, protect its citizens from terrorism and defend its borders. Sun. 7:30 p.m. Free. Pasadena Jewish Temple and Center, 1434 N. Altadena Drive, Pasadena. (626) 798-1161. {encode=”bruce@pjtc.net” title=”bruce@pjtc.net”}. ” title=”sinaitemple.org/events/ATID/bike” target=”_blank”>sinaitemple.org/events/ATID/bike.


MONDAY JULY 13

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TUESDAY JULY 14

(MUSIC)
The Stefani Valadez Ensemble joins a host of other international musicians for a night at the Los Angeles Zoo. World Music Night, part of the Greater Los Angeles Zoo Association’s Music in the Zoo concert series, will feature the sounds of Zimbabwe, the Middle East, Ireland and Latin culture along with an eclectic array of food offerings for this after-hours performance under the stars. On July 24, the series continues with Classic Rock Night, featuring cover bands performing music from the Eagles, The Beatles, the Grateful Dead and others. Both evenings will also offer 10 interactive animal education stations throughout the zoo and a later bedtime for the animals (8 p.m.). Tue. 6-9 p.m. $10 (children), $16 (adults), children 5 and under are free. Los Angeles Zoo, Griffith Park. (323) 644-6042. ” border = 0 vspace = ‘8’ hspace = ‘8’ align = ‘left’>(BOOK SIGNING)
Rabbi Zoë Klein, the spiritual leader of Temple Isaiah in Los Angeles, will be signing copies of her new novel, “Drawing in the Dust,” about an American archaeologist who uncovers an ancient love affair while excavating beneath a home in Anatot, Israel. Journal columnist and author Gina Nahai praised the book: “Lyrical, transformative, and unexpected, ‘Drawing in the Dust’ will keep you enthralled in the moment, yet racing to know more.” Wed. 7 p.m. Borders Century City, 10250 Santa Monica Blvd., Los Angeles.
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THURSDAY JULY 16

(LECTURE)
Award-winning journalist Frances Dinkelspiel will discuss the biography of her great-great-grandfather at ALOUD, with William Deverell, director of the USC-Huntington Institute on California and the West. “Towers of Gold: How One Jewish Immigrant Named Isaias Hellman Created California” chronicles the industrious Gold Rush-era entrepreneur and financier who founded the first bank in Los Angeles, rescued the Los Angeles Times from financial ruin and helped establish the University of Southern California. Thu. 7-9 p.m. Free. ALOUD at Central Library, Mark Taper Auditorium, 630 W. Fifth St., Los Angeles. (213) 228-7025. ” title=”craigpomranz.com” target=”_blank”>craigpomranz.com

(THEATER)
Award-winning playwright and screenwriter Murray Schisgal is probably best known for the classic comedy, “Tootsie,” which he co-wrote with Larry Gelbart. Two of Schisgal’s comical plays, “74 Georgia Avenue” and “The Pushcart Peddlers,” chronicle the Jewish American experience via a successful but unhappy businessman and two Lower East Side immigrants. Fri. 8 p.m. Through Aug. 22. $20. Lonny Chapman Group Repertory Theatre, 10900 Burbank Blvd., North Hollywood. (818) 700-4878. ” title=”santamonicaplayhouse.com” target=”_blank”>santamonicaplayhouse.com.

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Smacked down by the Lord

As I was leaving the Jewish Journal offices yesterday, I asked VideoJew Jay Firestone what would happen if I showed up at a minyan and didn’t tell the other nine guys that I wasn’t really Jewish.

“You would be struck down. Right there,” Jay said. “God would strike you.”

It’s an odd concept, nowadays, that God used to smite sinners. Kind of hard to imagine what it was like, for example, to be there when Ananias and Sapphira lied to Barnabas about the profit they took from a plot of land and dropped dead.

Jay’s comment reminded me of the above clip from one of my favorite “South Park” two-parters. Please enjoy.

As you can imagine, Cartman’s motivations were far from sincere.

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Sedentary

You know how every deli has its table of regulars, the same aging Jewish men who tell the same jokes, kvetch over the same aches and pains, order the same turkey sandwiches (dry) and complain about how the world is going to pot?

That’s what Commentary magazine has become. Except without the jokes.

The once venerable magazine of the independent intellectual class is now just the grumpy neighbor guy who yells at the kids to get off his lawn, the Jewish Mr. Wilson.

Take the current issue (please).

Don’t be fooled by the groovy new font treatments inside and out. The graphics are fresh, the thinking predictable. You can now skim Commentary as quickly as you have long been able to skim Tikkun — you know ahead of time what the writers are going to say.

You can’t underestimate the loss this represents to intelligent life in this universe. Commentary was founded and fully funded by the American Jewish Committee in 1945, designed as an editorially independent journal “to enlighten and clarify public opinion on problems of Jewish concern.”

The founding editor was an unsung Jewish hero named Elliot E. Cohen. The son of a Lithuanian talmudist (and dry goods dealer), Cohen grew up in Mobile, Ala., and entered Yale at age 14. His catholic vision of the Jewish imperative led to the creation of a journal whose audience and influence extended far beyond the Jewish community.

“Cohen had established something that the Anglo-Jewish world had not seen before,” wrote historian Nathan Abrams, “an explicitly Jewish journal speaking both to its core constituency and to the wider community at large and achieving an unrivaled authority in doing so.”

The great writers of the time, from the right to the left, found voice in its pages: Hannah Arendt, Joseph Heller, Norman Mailer, Philip Roth, Paul Goodwin, the Trillings.

The ideological slant was clear — liberal anti-Communist — but the opinions were broad, well-argued and open to doubt.

“He might well have taken as his motto the great saying of Johnson,” Rabbi Robert Gordis wrote upon Cohen’s death, “which seems so remote from the temper of our day, ‘Rid your mind of cant.’”

Commentary now drowns in cant. In the last three issues I couldn’t find a single article that has anything but scorn for President Barack Obama. Go ahead, challenge the president on any or all of his policies, but how about a little balance? 

My favorite example of the magazine’s blind left-bashing was in a June 2009 article on biotech by Tevi Troy that seemed to blame liberals for death itself.

“Since the work [pharmaceutical companies] did was life-saving or life-enhancing, it was not deemed by a certain liberal mindset to be of special value, worth the expense.”

Yes, liberals (like the ones who founded Commentary) hate to save lives. Please.

Abrams traces the shift to the magazine’s second editor, Norman Podhoretz, who took over in 1960 and set about shaping Commentary into an influential voice of the neoconservative movement.

“Since Podhoretz had enlisted the magazine in a conservative campaign,” Abrams wrote, “this cause, the holy war, had simply overridden more objective judgments of quality.”

I called Abrams, who has written one book on Commentary and has another coming out next year, and suggested to him that things have gotten even worse. He agreed.

Jews wrote off the magazine that had written them off. (The AJC, having nobly birthed the journal, set it loose, though purely for financial reasons). Last January, a search committee picked Podhoretz’s son John to succeed him.

“Basically, what made Commentary distinctive in the [Norman] Podhoretz era was that it was a journal of neoconservativism,” Abrams told me. “Once they dropped the ‘neo’ in the mid-’90s, there was a whole stable of conservative magazines doing the same thing, except the Weekly Standard was doing it better.”

Commentary’s niche, now, is to rail against the left, the Democrats, Obama and pretty much anything new. The current July/August issue has a section titled, “The Hipster Curse,” including an article by Professor D.G. Myers, “The Judaism Rebooters,” which grumbles about a new generation of Jews who dare drag Darfur, global warming and pop-culture relevance into Jewish life. Damn kids! Just for good measure, there’s also an essay by the screenwriter Frederic Raphael grousing that — guess what — there are no good movies anymore. Damn movies!

It’s as if, to paraphrase Woody Allen, Commentary and Senior Living have merged to form … Sedentary.

One sign of Commentary’s decrepitude is its popularity among organized Jewry’s machers. Cohen’s magazine was the bête noire of the status quo. These days, it’s hard to discern any daylight between Commentary and the Conference of Presidents of Major American Jewish Organizations.

There is a need for a contrary voice in a Jewish community that voted 78 percent for Barack Obama. But for that point of view to be intellectually credible, it needs to be expansive.  For it to be a Jewish voice, it needs to challenge itself.

The Jewish role is not to be the crotchety naysayer, but the brilliant dreamer. Elliot Cohen understood that whether that dream is Kafkaesque and dystopian or Herzlesque and utopian, it needs to come alive on the page, as a challenge to the reader and the world.

There’s a change of address tear-out in the latest issue, branded with the words, “Even Conservatives Sometimes Have to Move.”

If only the editors really believed that, they could restore their magazine to greatness.

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‘Sex, lies and Lutheran pastor’ — he still hopes to preach

Remember when ShawWow! pitchman Vince Offer getting royally hosed by the hooker he allegedly beat to pulp? Well, this story is way, way wilder.

From the Star Tribune:

Three years into a relationship that started with him watching her dance and progressed to money for sex, the Rev. Mark Ostgarden contemplated a proposal from exotic dancer Bunny Byington.

How about the Lutheran pastor quit paying her and they consider their relationship an affair instead?

But it wouldn’t be long before Byington’s need for cash allegedly forced her to extort $7,000 from him in exchange for her concealing their escapades from his wife and church.

Now Ostgarden’s 19 years as a Lutheran clergyman in Valley City, N.D., have come to a quick end after he felt forced to tell police in Moorhead, Minn., about 46-year-old Byington’s extortion of money from him to keep quiet about their relationship.

At this point I happened to look over at Bunny’s beautiful mug, left, and, combined with the details of this affair, found myself absolutely mortified. Not that Ostgarden’s actions would have been more any more acceptable if his lady friend had been a real looker. But, I mean, Bunny looks like the kind of shady figure that you’re certain to avoid in a dark alley—or even a busy street in broad daylight.

At least it appears that Ostgarden wasn’t married. Oh wait. That’s in the next paragraph:

He paid her the money in two installments this spring, slipping the cash under the door of Byington’s Moorhead apartment. On June 5, Byington said she wanted still more money. When the pastor said he couldn’t meet her demand, Byington made good on her threat and exposed the relationship to his wife and church.

She also sent the Evangelical Lutheran Church in America bishop a photo of the pastor on a bed wearing only his underwear and a T-shirt, according to charges filed against Byington last week in Clay County District Court.

Ostgarden, 52, resigned as associate pastor of Our Savior’s Lutheran Church in Valley City, on June 5, the same day he called police about Byington.

“I know I’ve hurt a lot of friends and family,” Ostgarden said in a phone interview Tuesday.

The story goes on to say that Ostgarden hopes the sex scandal won’t prevent him from finding a pulpit or pastoral position in the future.

Good luck with that. It’s tough enough for clergymen to find jobs after they’ve gone through a divorce. Try explaining this own during that second interview, or better yet when the whole congregation meets to vote on your hiring.

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So a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew and a Buddhist walk into a room of atheists …

The lede to this Reuters story sounds like the setup for some religious joke. Maybe that’s why Turkish government officials are none too happy with the reality TV show at the heart of this story. Here goes:

What happens when you put a Muslim imam, a Christian priest, a rabbi and a Buddhist monk in a room with 10 atheists?

Turkish television station Kanal T hopes the answer is a ratings success as it prepares to launch a gameshow where spiritual guides from the four faiths will seek to convert a group of non-believers.

The prize for converts will be a pilgrimage to a holy site of their chosen religion—Mecca for Muslims, the Vatican for Christians, Jerusalem for Jews and Tibet for Buddhists.

But religious authorities in Muslim but secular Turkey are not amused by the twist on the popular reality game show format and the Religious Affairs Directorate is refusing to provide an imam for the show.

“Doing something like this for the sake of ratings is disrespectful to all religions. Religion should not be a subject for entertainment programs,” High Board of Religious Affairs Chairman Hamza Aktan told state news agency Anatolian after news of the planned program emerged.

Read the rest here.

(Hat tip: tmatt)

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Madoff won’t appeal 150-year prison term

Bernard Madoff’s attorney says that his client, who over four decades built the biggest Ponzi scheme in history, won’t appeal the 150-year prison term he received last month from Judge Denny Chin.

And why would he? Madoff is 71, and who knows how long he’ll last in prison. Period.

His attorney, Ira Sorkin, told The Daily Beast:

“It looks like we will not appeal,” Sorkin said. “If the court were to say, ‘150 years is excessive, but 40 years is not,’ what’s the point? He understands his future. He is not going to walk out of prison at age 106.”

Sorkin predicted the Second Circuit Court of Appeals would almost certainly find a stiff penalty well within reason for Madoff, who pleaded guilty to 11 felony counts and a conspiracy that exceeded $13 billion and may have been more than $50 billion.

“There is no such thing that a sentence is symbolic,” said Sorkin. “Still, [former WorldCom CEO] Bernie Ebbers got 25 years and [former Enron CEO] Jeff Skilling got 24 years. There is no doubt the Court of Appeals would endorse a substantial penalty, so 30 years or 40 years would not be ridiculous. So even if he got 15 percent time off for good behavior and could walk out at 98, again, what’s the point?”

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Tragedy(?) and the Way Through

Misha Henckel is a Los Angeles-based personal and executive life coach. Her executive clients are generally leaders of entertainment and media companies who are focused on re-inventing themselves and re-envisioning their organizations. She is founder of Life Mastery Circles, a workshop series for women, and is co-founding a new organization for empowering and developing women leaders. She can be reached at Tragedy(?) and the Way Through Read More »

G8 calls for release of Gilad Shalit

The Group of Eight leading industrialized nations called on Thursday for the immediately release of Gilad Shalit, after Egyptian-brokered talks to secure the kidnapped Israeli soldier’s release had come to a standstill.

The G8, meeting in Italy, also called for the immediate opening of the Gaza Strip’s border crossings to allow the entry of humanitarian aid, goods and people into the Hamas-ruled territory. The nations added that this move must not compromise Israel’s safety. Read the full story at HAARETZ.com.

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Bibi: Rahm Emanuel is a “self-hating Jew”

At about 3:15 P.M. yesterday, the government’s 100th day in office, political correspondents’ beepers went off. In an unprecedented move, the Prime Minister’s Bureau was inviting the correspondents to a press conference at the Knesset that was slated to begin in 15 minutes. This was the start of Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu’s panicked, disproportionate response to the criticism senior Kadima politicians had leveled at him three hours earlier.

Kadima MKs had attacked Netanyahu at a press conference under the banner “100 days, zero gains. It’s the same old Bibi.” Later, Kadima supporters handed out stickers with anti-Netanyahu slogans in the Knesset cafeteria. Read the full story at HAARETZ.com.

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