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September 27, 2007

Religious riot act, deaf in Africa, small sculptures, kid paint

Saturday

Tissa Hami is a Muslim Iranian American comic. Her blog profile says, “People who disapprove of her act will be taken hostage.” Chad Lehrman is as Jewish as gefilte fish: He’s geeky and meeky, eats bagels, sells insurance and is in show business. Lifelong Hindu Tapan Trivedi hails from the land of cow worshipping. While traveling through the Deep South, he read the entire Christian Bible, one billboard at a time. White, Christian and straight Keith Lowell Jensen wanted very badly to be a minority. His only way was through religion. He is now a member of the most hated minority of all, the atheists. John Ross, a Christian, found Jesus at age 14. They’ve been together ever since. See these five comics wage holy war on each other in a hilarious show, “The Coexist? Comedy Tour.” Bring a poncho, because there will be some serious mud slinging, but in the end everyone will smile and hug and carpool home together.

9:30 p.m. $10. Westside Eclectic at the Third Street Promenade, 1323-A Third St., Santa Monica. (310) 451-0850. Check out the tour’s very witty blog, ” target=”_blank”>http://www.westhollywoodbookfair.org.

Monday

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Thursday

John Patrick, an Allied ambulance driver during World War II, was on a ship returning home from the battlefield when he was inspired to pen “The Hasty Heart,” a life-affirming play about six wounded soldiers and a nurse who cling to each other for love and compassion in the shadow of the war. Israeli transplant Ron E. Cohen makes his official main stage debut with the Pacific Resident Theatre and is receiving rave reviews, as is the play itself, from Variety, LA Weekly and the Los Angeles Times.

Thu.-Sun. through Oct. 14. $20-$25. Pacific Resident Theatre, 703 Venice Blvd., Venice. (310) 822-8392. ” target=”_blank”>http://www.sonyclassics.com/mykidcouldpaintthat/.

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Books: Risky accommodation explored in ‘Jews and Power’

According to the Hebrew Bible, there are any number of crimes for which death is considered the appropriate penalty. Murder another person, and your own life is forfeit. Violate the Sabbath, and you will be stoned. Indulge in incest or adultery, and it is all over. Worship idols, and you have committed a capital crime. And the list goes on.

These punishments were not just theoretical. Numbers 15:32 records the story of a man found gathering sticks on the Sabbath. At first, Moses is unsure how to punish him, but after consulting with God, Moses orders him to be stoned.

Yet when we examine the manner in which rabbinic literature interpreted these biblical laws, we find a definite pacifistic streak. In Tractate Makkot (7a) the Talmud says, The Sanhedrin (Jewish high court) who executes a person once in seven years, is considered pernicious. Rabbi Elazar, the son of Azariah, said: “Even one who does so once in 70 years is considered pernicious.” Both Rabbi Tarfon and Rabbi Akiva said: “If we were among the Sanhedrin, a death sentence would never occur.”

Which approach is authentically Jewish? Actually, both are. The apparent difference in attitude toward the death penalty may well reflect the sharp contrast between the political reality of Jewish life in the biblical period and that of the talmudic era. The argument goes something like this: During the biblical period, Jews enjoyed a large measure of political power and self-governance.

They bore the primary responsibility for the maintenance of a civil society, and they met this responsibility by imposing stiff penalties on those who violated important social norms. Simply put, self-rule requires the judicious and consistent application of power.

The rabbis whose opinions are recorded in the Talmud, experienced a very different relationship to power. Rabbi Elazar ben Azariah, Rabbi Tarfon and Rabbi Akiva all lived in the Judean homeland, but under oppressive Roman rule. Jewish tradition records that the same Rabbi Akiva, who expressed leniency with respect to the death penalty, was himself subject to it at the hands of the Roman authorities. Perhaps their own vulnerability inclined these rabbinic sages to opt for middat ha-rachamim (the quality of mercy) over middat ha-din (the quality of justice.)

In her recently published extended essay “Jews and Power,” Harvard professor Ruth Wisse provides a brief overview of the complicated historical relationship between Jews and political power. Well known for her right-of-center views with respect to modern Israel, Wisse expresses a deep concern about the politics of accommodation, a strategy she believes threatens the viability of the Jewish state.

According to Wisse, Jews should have already learned their lesson. Reflecting on the Jewish mindset in pre-Holocaust Europe, she notes that, “By no fair standard can European Jews be blamed for having failed to anticipate German intentions. The same cannot be said, however, for those who come after the genocidal war against the Jews.”

She reminds us that scholars like the 19th century historian, Heinrich Graetz, routinely considered Jews in the Diaspora to be non-political. In their view, the Jews lost their aptitude for politics when they ceased to rule themselves. Wisse, however, argues that the Diaspora did not render the Jews non-political, but rather forced them to adapt their political strategies. Jewish political power was expressed through the art of accommodation rather than through the exercise of physical force. The ultimate redemption of the Jewish people and their return to the promised land would not come through Jewish military might but rather through divine intervention at the appropriate time. Waiting for the messiah became the religious modus vivendi, while minority group diplomacy became the interim survival strategy.

At times, Wisse tends to overgeneralize the Jewish inclination toward political adaptation. Her efforts to draw parallels between the actions of Mordecai and Esther in the Purim narrative and the behavior of Jews in 15th century Poland, while homiletically pleasing, do not really have a place in an historical analysis of Jews and power. Sweeping comparisons across time and place are intellectually risky, and Wisse overstates her case as she moves us through several centuries and several settings of Jewish life in the Diaspora.

Almost half of “Jews and Power” is devoted to a defense of political Zionism and the existence of a Jewish state. Such statements are always welcome and valuable. But given the analytic task that Wisse sets for herself, the extent of this particular defense goes beyond the needs of a book on Jewish political life.

Clearly this volume was written with the intention of applying the lessons (and dangers) of traditional Jewish political accommodation to modern Israel. A Jewish strategy that overemphasizes survival can backfire: “This pride in sheer survival demonstrates how the toleration of political weakness could cross the moral line into veneration of political weakness. Jews who endured exile as a temporary measure were in danger of mistaking it for a requirement of Jewish life or, worse, for a Jewish ideal.”

For Wisse, the Oslo accords were an example of how the unrestrained politics of accommodation resulted in a “capitulation” and a “foreseeable and avoidable” political miscalculation. Given the experience of the past 14 years, it is difficult to argue with her conclusion.

With the resumption of Jewish sovereignty in the Land of Israel, Zionists visionaries believed that world Jewry could become “normalized.” Jews would once again be a people with a homeland, and the State of Israel would be just another member of the world community. Assuming that Jewish rootlessness was a key ingredient in Jew hatred, a national homeland for Jews should, they reasoned, cause anti-Semitism to disappear.

The 60 years of modern Israel demonstrate that normalization still eludes the Jewish people, and Wisse knows why: “Unable to see themselves through the eyes of their enemies, they [the Jews] could not fathom that their utility as a political target rather than their actions defined their role in the politics of their opponents. The animus against them was not directed to any correctable attribute or rectifiable lapses.”

Faced with this reality, the politics of accommodation are no match for the politics of annihilation.

Ruth Wisse will speak at Sinai Temple in Los Angeles on Jan. 18, 2008.

Dr. Robert Wexler is president of the American Jewish University (formerly University of Judaism) in Los Angeles.

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Of bad dates and good intentions

I went on what was arguably the worst date ever. Thank God, it was neither tragic nor violent, but in the category of terribly disappointing, it was the worst.

It is a long story that involves visuals, pauses for the shock to sink in, and words that cause me to cringe inside even though I am quoting someone else. He insulted my teachers, complained inappropriately and made scandalous comments about my cats’ sex lives. That was just the first 10 minutes. He used a handicapped tag to get a good parking spot. He went to get himself a drink and then ate leftovers from a brown paper bag in front of me without saying a word as I stared in disbelief. He told me I was wrong about something and tried to bet me that he could prove it. If this was the best first impression he could muster, what would happen when he did not care?

Lately, though, I’ve wondered what ever happened to the man who was the worst date ever. Is he married? Is it possible that someone fell in love with him? Could it be that he is doing fine, and I’m the problem? OK, he is definitely part of the problem, but maybe I have not found my match because there is something wrong with me.

What is wrong with me? For any possible honest answer to that question, I could probably identify 10 married people, off the top of my head, who aren’t that different from me. Or are worse. I see people all the time with offensive characteristics, rude mannerisms and less-than-charming personalities who nevertheless have gotten married. Nothing is wrong with me. I just have not found my match.

After learning my marital status, people sometimes comment on how attractive I am, what a total package I am or even what a wonderful mother I would be. Occasionally I allow the comments to sink in and accept them as compliments. However, the astonishment of how such a catch like me has not been caught sometimes smacks like a backhanded compliment.

“You look normal, and you seem nice enough,” they seem to be saying, “I can’t believe someone hasn’t snatched you up.” In other words, I can’t figure out what is wrong with you, but there must be something since you are still single.

I needed inspiration. I date because I believe I will eventually meet the man I will marry. Rejection hurts, but it has not shattered my belief that there are decent available men out there. Too many dates on the worst-date-ever scale have left me wondering if there are any decent men left out there. I only need one.

So I was inspired to write a prayer to say before a date. It is my prayer to be able to balance the fears of rejection and disappointment with the excitement of potential, to recognize my date’s vulnerability as well as my own, and to know that the experience of encountering another can be an encounter with the divine.

This is my prayer:

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Get ready to bug out

With few exceptions, I sincerely hate bugs … a lot. I hate the way they look. I can't stand it when they bite. And most of all, I feel violated each time I catch one crawling up my leg. Yeeech!

While my hatred of bugs may seem a tad extreme (but definitely warranted), it may be that we're intruding on their lives rather than the other way around. That's the way Joshua Abarbanel and Jeff Swimmer see it, and their new book, “A Field Guide to Household Bugs: It's a Jungle in Here” (Plume, $12), explains that our well-protected homes may be more of a feeding ground for bugs than we think.

Turning “the idea of home as a sanctuary on its head,” Abarbanel and Swimmer say, their book — which has the potential to bring out the Jewish neurosis in anyone — offers a comedic yet factual look at the bugs currently living around, on or even in you.

They enter your home by hitching a ride on family pets or simply taking advantage of open doors, pet doors, open windows, tears in window screens, vents, pipes and cracks. After reading the field guide, I inspected my shared apartment and bathed … and then bathed again.

There's much more to the book than the mere gross-out feature. Abarbanel and Swimmer say their book works because “the characters are so compelling and bizarre; their behaviors are so weird and unusual.”

In the chapter Demodex Folliculorum, Abarbanel and Swimmer delve into the bugs more commonly known as eyelash mites. The guide explains that at any given time, you could have 20 to 30 of these critters wrapped around the base of your well-groomed lashes.

The two agree that the most Jewish-sounding name for a bug would probably be the silverfish (Lepisma saccharina), and that the earwigs (Forficula auricularia) get mad Jewish props for their love of books.

As we celebrate Sukkot, Abarbanel and Swimmer have some good news for you. The two say your sukkah is likely less infested with bugs than your home, which should make the mitzvah of sleeping in our biblical huts a little easier to carry out.

Joshua Abarbanel and Jeff Swimmer will sign “A Field Guide to Household Bugs” on Sunday, Sept. 30, 2 p.m. at Dutton's Brentwood Books, 11975 San Vicente Blvd. Los Angeles.

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YeLAdim yaks with Disney’s Adam Bonnett

How cool would it be to pick what everyone else gets to watch on television?

Well that’s what Adam Bonnett, Disney Channel and Jetix senior vice president of original programming, gets to do — every day.

He helped bring shows like “Hannah Montana,” “That’s So Raven” and the “Suite Life of Zack and Cody” to television sets around the world. And he knows his stuff: Before working at Disney, Bonnett was director of current programming for Nickelodeon, and he helped created “Kids Choice Awards.”

YeLAdim was invited to Disney Channel headquarters in Burbank to talk with Adam about his job, the Jewish themes on the network and what goes into creating hit television shows.

YeLAdim: So what does the senior vice president of original programming do?
Adam Bonnett: It means I develop the series — animated and live action — that air on [Disney Channel and Jetix]. And I take pitches for new ideas. When I’m exited about something, I get the network excited about it and develop that script into something we want to shoot as a pilot. We shoot it and test it and show it to kids and get feedback on it.

Y: What’s the best part of your job?
AB: Seeing the excitement of a kid and how passionate they are. If I developed “Everybody Loves Raymond” or “According to Jim,” adults watch, but they don’t have the passion that kids have. They don’t look at these characters like they are friends.

Y: What’s the hardest part of your job?
AB: There’s not a lot of margin for error. We don’t come out with pilots the way networks do. The other challenge is staying ahead of the curve. Kids are changing. They are very sophisticated. There is a demand for pop culture and wanting to grow up, but still loving being a kid…. That’s why you have “Hannah” and “High School Musical.” We’re in production year-round.

Y: What were your favorite shows growing up?
AB: “Laverne and Shirley” — I identified with them being outsiders, because I felt that way as a kid. A lot of the Garry Marshall stuff, the broad physical humor in “Three’s Company.” That’s what I grew up with, and that’s the kind of humor I like to put into the series that I develop. I also grew up watching “Love Boat” and “Fantasy Island,” so you take a show like “Suite life” that takes place in a hotel.

Y: With its revolving door of guest stars.
AB: I see a lot of “Love Boat” and “Fantasy Island” in a show like that. You look at a show like “Hannah Montana,” and I remember thinking how inspirational it was to see a character like Ritchie Cunningham break the rules and be a little naughty because of The Fonz. I see a lot of that in our show –but it is Disney Channel friendly. I watched a lot of shows that were empowering to girls, like “Charlie’s Angels,” and I see a lot of that in shows like “Kim Possible” and “Hannah Montana.”

Y: Cory on “That’s So Raven” had a bar mitzvah — or what he called a “bro mitzvah” — last year, “Even/Stevens” had a Chanukah episode. How do you decide where to insert Jewish themes?
AB: We try to portray all different types of kids on our shows, whether they are Jewish or Christian or Muslim, which we did on the “Proud Family.” The honest answer is that writers and execs like to draw on personal experiences. And a lot of producers are Jewish. With Cory, the exec producers are Jewish; writing for an African American character, but they draw from their own experience. I haven’t spoken to him about it, but [likely] when he was a kid, he wanted a bar mitzvah mainly to make some money like every boy — they don’t get what the bar mitzvah is about till it’s over. Ron Stoppable [“Kim Possible”] had a bar mitzvah — we did one with Gordo on “Lizzie Maguire.” It was interesting with “Evens/Stevens,” we did a Chanukah episode, but it was a blended family. It comes from the writer’s personal experience — regardless of the character’s religion.

Y: And it’s great that London Tipton on “Suite Life” keeps bringing up all the presents she received for Chanukah.
AB: Again, Jewish writers. The wonderful thing about London’s family is that we never met them, and we kind of never know where this is all coming from. There’s another character on “Suite Life,” Barbara Brownstein, who is Cody’s girlfriend, but she’s Asian and her parents are Caucasian — which shows that Barbara is likely the adopted child of a Jewish family. The irony is that London uses Yiddish expressions, but goes to a Catholic school with Maddie Fitzpatrick [“High School Musical’s” Ashley Tilsdale]. It’s not about having a Jewish agenda — just showing all different types of kids.

Y: Are you surprised that girls have found a kinship with Maddie and London on “The Suite Life,” or was that always planned?
AB: It was always the plan. We wanted to create a dynamic where the girls were frenemies — friends and rivals — because we had never done that before. We didn’t see it with Raven and Chelsea [“That’s So Raven”] or with Lizzie and Miranda [“Lizzie Maguire”].

Y: What’s your first Disney memory?
AB: Probably “Mary Poppins.” I remember seeing animation and live action blended together. Then you look at something like “Lizzie” and you see the melding of live action and animation.

Y: What’s coming up this season on The Disney Channel?

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Argentina finally going after Iran’s regime for 1994 Jewish center bombing

It’s taken 13 years and a presidential election, but the Argentine government is finally taking a brave stand against Iran for the regime’s involvement in terrorist activities that claimed the lives of innocent Argentine Jews during the 1990’s. Tuesday during his address to the U.N. General Assembly, Argentine President Nestor Kirchner denounced the lack of Iranian cooperation in identifying the responsible parties for a 1994 terrorist attack against a Buenos Aires Jewish community center.

Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad who spoke immediately after Kirchner did not refer to the Argentine leader’s comments. An Iranian Foreign Ministry spokesman today said Kirchner’s remarks were either misinformed or based on influences from the Jewish community amid Argentina’s upcoming presidential elections. Iran and Hezbollah have repeatedly denied any involvement in the 1994 bombing.

In an interview on September 22, with Fox cable news, Miguel Angel Toma, the former head of the Argentina’s intelligence service, revealed that the Iranian government directly ordered terrorist bombings of the Buenos Aires Jewish community center that killed 85 people and injured 300. The Iranian President at the time, Akbar Hashemi Rafsanjani, Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei and members of the Iranian Supreme Council of Security met in Mashhad, Iran, on August 14, 1993 to plan the bombing, Toma said.

Last November Argentine federal Judge Rodolfo Canicoba Corral issued an arrest warrant for Rafsanjani and eight other former Iranian officials. On March 15, International police agency Interpol issued so-called Red notices for the arrest of five former Iranian officials, including former Intelligence Minister Ali Fallahian, and for a Lebanese member of Hezbollah. All have been put on an international watch list. Interpol however did not issue requested Red Notices for Rafsanjani, former Iranian Minister of Foreign Affairs Ali Akbar Velayati and former Iranian Ambassador to Argentina Hadi Soleimanpour.

The 1992 bombing attacks against the Israeli Embassy in 1992 killed at least 29 people and wounding 200 others. This bombing incident has also remained unresolved.

Those in the West who think we should be having a dialogue and negotiating with the so-called “moderates” in Iran like Rasanjani, should think twice and remember that he and others like him in the Iranian government have Jewish blood on their hands!

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A porn star and ‘Jew forts’ on Sukkot

When I went to Las Vegas to write about Christians reaching out to porn stars, I met a heavily-tattooed and pierced woman about my age named Joanna Angel. She’s an “alt-porn” performer and entrepreneur, and thanks to Luke Ford I just learned that Angel grew up an Orthodox Jew.

Curious, I searched Wikipedia and learned that Angel’s mother was Israeli and her father American. It sounds like Angel still identifies as Jewish; Luke greeted her by phone two years ago with a “Shabbat Shalom.” This is not unusual. Ethnic Jews are prevalent in the porn industry, a story I will get around to one of these days.

But what I found interesting was a Q&A Angel had with a smutty British lad mag called Bizarre. (The link was on her Wikipedia entry, I swear.) Today, it turns out, is the beginning of Sukkot, the Feast of Booths, on which occasion Jews eat and sometimes sleep under tents they have erected outside their homes, and the interviewer asked Angel about the holiday. Sort of.

Can you explain to me the deal with Jew forts?

Jew what?

Jew forts. You know, once a year the Jews build these treehouse things.

OK, there’s this holiday called Sukkot. And you build these little huts next to your house and you’re supposed to eat in them for eight days. You’re supposed to appreciate nature on that holiday or something.

They’re kind of crazy-looking.

Yeah, well, some people think Christmas trees are weird. A tree you decorate is really weird. Lights and balls and a big star on top of a cut-down tree; that’s weird. You’re just accustomed to seeing them that’s all.

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Latinos who love Israel, maybe Jews too

Wandering through a sukkah at Sinai Temple, Jesus Alfredo Alfonso, a Pentecostal Christian, wore a navy tie embroidered with the Star of David, a menorah and the words “Amigos de Israel.”

“Every day,” Alfonso said, “me and my congregation pray three times for you. For Israel.”

Alfonso is the pastor of Iglesia Centro Christiano de Los Angeles, a 14-member church he founded two months ago. He was among about 200 Latino evangelical Christians who were guests for a Sukkot meal and Israeli flag ceremony hosted Monday by the American Jewish Committee (AJC) and the Israeli consulate.

The event was designed to strengthen relations between Jews and a specific segment of the Latino community—evangelicals. On the whole, surveys have found that Latinos harbor stronger feelings of anti-Semitism than most Americans. But among Latino evangelicals there resides a powerful love for Israel and gratefulness to Jewish tradition.

“Ahavat Zion,” said Randy Brown, AJC-LA’s director of inter-religious affairs. “They are lovers of Israel. They’ve followed the history; some of them have visited Israel. They clearly are Christian in their faith, but for the roots of their faith they are very appreciative of Judaism.”

That’s the opening of a story I wrote for today’s Jewish Journal, and it’s welcome news considering the Anti-Defamation League and Pew Hispanic Center have found that Latinos often don’t think warm fuzzies about Jews. A 2005 ADL survey found that 35 percent of foreign-born Latinos held “hardcore” anti-Semitic opinions, down from 44 percent in 2002.

Observers generally blame this on a South American Catholic Church slower to adopt the Nostra Aetate declarations of the Second Vatican Council. But the pentecostal Latinos hanging out at Sinai Temple are more theologically in line with other evangelical Christians who see the state of Israel as part of God’s continuing covenant with his children and as the staging ground for the end of the world.

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