March 30, 2020

Top 10 Uses for Leftover Matzah

We seek it out before Passover.  We sweep dark corners and peer under beds.  We get detailed car washes and scour our kitchens.  We have dinner parties with chametz smorgasbords before first Seder.  8 days later we groan over all of the leftover matzah.  Always aiming to help, here are top 10 uses for leftover matzah.

Top 10 uses for leftover matzah:

1. Mix matzah meal with water for an industrial strength yet naturally organic way to patch up leaks, use as grout, or paste cracked tiles

2. Invite friends for a Passover eating contest.  First prize should include a family-size bag of prunes.