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“Hey, it’s Claire Forlani. And there’s Brad Pitt. Why do they keep turning around to look at each other so many times? And isn’t it kind of unrealistic how Brad Pitt keeps stopping right in the middle of the street to—oh! Oh my gosh! He got hit!
Wait for it.
Oh!! He got hit!!!! Again!!!!!!!! Immediately!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is this the end of the movie or something? Let me guess, they’re star-crossed lovers who’ve been together a long time but are forced to part due to uncontrollable circumstances culminating in Brad Pitt’s untimely, tragicomic death?
Au contraire, my friend. This scene takes place at the beginning of the movie, and they just met. She fell in love with him pretty much immediately.
Sure, it’s 1990s-era Brad Pitt, I get it. But then he immediately dies? I am confused and distressed.”
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"...the pendulum of history never stops moving. Indeed, one of the few constants of history is unceasing change. While we seem to be heading in one direction, we must remember that there will surely be pauses, turns, and reversals."
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"Social media influencers have helped turn public lands into tourist-infested swamps. And one cantankerous man is fighting back."
"One particular myth that attached itself to Ledger was that his death was somehow a result of immersing himself in the character of the Joker."
"In 2018, for the second year in a row, American publishers released fewer translated titles: 609 books were published, down from 650 in 2017 and the industry high in 2016 of 666."
"Egg freezing had become so routine among my single peers that when I hit 35, I never thought twice. Here’s what I wish I had known."
"When it comes to Passover cuisine, most home cooks know to avoid wheat, oats, rye, and other forbidden ingredients. But what consumers might not realize is just how much cotton they eat during the holiday."
"A masked figure looms over your recumbent body, wielding power tools and sharp metal instruments, doing things to your mouth you cannot see."
"Passover is a holiday that commemorates the Jewish people escaping slavery in Egypt. It is often referred to as the “festival of freedom.” My Passover in prison was at a place called the Wallkill Correctional Facility..."