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November 2, 2010

Muslim supplier cancels Jewish group’s order with rant

A Muslim-owned supplier in Johannesburg canceled an order placed by a South African Jewish group with comments about “blood money.”

The South African Zionist Federation ordered conference bags from Saley’s Travel Goods for its biennial conference in March; the federation has dealt with Saley’s several times in recent years. The order was confirmed by phone and in writing by fax, and Saley’s sent an invoice for the goods.

The next day, however, the invoice again was faxed to the Zionist federation with lines drawn across it and the words “Order cancelled by management.”

A handwritten note above the cancellation notice read, “Sorry, we cannot supply you any of our goods as we don’t want or need your blood money! Please do not contact us any more and remove all our contact details from your records and we will do likewise. We don’t want to aid and abet organizations that are responsible for crimes against humanity – Management”

Below the cancellation, a second handwritten note said, “Please don’t pay!  Don’t contaminate our account with your blood money!”

Federation Chairman Avrom Krengel told JTA that the organization was not taking up the matter through any formal channels, but publicized it on the Internet and through e-mails.

“We have never before been confronted with such naked hostility, such unbridled hatred, such disgusting slander and such overt anti-Semitic sentiment,” the federation said in an e-mail.

Saley’s refused comment to JTA; an unnamed employee said most of the management was out participating in the Hajj, the annual pilgrimmage to Mecca.

Krengel said the response to the e-mail and Internet posting has been “incredible.”

“It shows the way the vast majority of South Africans of whatever race or religion or political affiliation feel about it,” Krengel said. “They are quite appalled.”

E-mails of support have come from the Muslim community, including editors of community publications and individuals.

The Zionist federation also had received offers from other suppliers, some of whom were prepared to donate the conference bags.

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Good Morning, Mary Poppins: An Ode to American ‘English’

She looked me in the eyes and smiled sweetly. The attentive gaze of her deep chestnut-brown eyes showed that she was giving her full attention. In a soft, charming tone she then uttered words that touched me deeply; ‘Marcus, I have absolutely no idea what you’ve been saying for the last five minutes’.

This wasn’t the first time. George Bernard Shaw may have said that we are two countries separated by a common language. At times it feels like the UK and the USA are two separate planets. After all, the status on my visa does say that I’m an alien, even if it is ‘an alien of extraordinary abilities’. Unfortunately it seems that these abilities do not always include being understood when I am speaking English. This could be a problem as I’m living here to take a crack at teaching and acting, in my native language.

The native’s colloquial language is a whole new form of English. A fellow ex-pat refers to the Californian vernacular as ‘Lower English’ as if we have travelled some way from the shires and are lost in the swamps on the long road to Mordor. Indeed, my home county of Hertfordshire is a long way away and when faced with the question ‘where are you from originally?’, I plump for a lazy ‘London’  rather than try to explain the geographical location of my hometown Watford. Occasionally I’ll be faced with a particularly ignorant ‘what, London Ontario?’. No, darling, I explain. But we did used to own the place.

The Americans think we are arrogant, whereas the English don’t really care. I’ve been curing homesickness by slowly devouring Sarah Lyall’s book ‘The Anglo Files – A field guide to the English’ where she identifies the British quality of false modesty. Rather than shout about our successes, we are experts in bragging about our failures, but we still have the mentality that we run the world.

Daily, I’m referred to as a ‘Brit’. Not the technically correct ‘Briton’, or the preferable ‘English’, or even ‘Englishman’, but Brit. The word that Jews use to refer to a circumcision ceremony. Yes, it’s incredibly annoying, but that’s only the beginning.

Living in America is a huge priviledge but takes some linguistic adjustment. There are certain words that it’s easier to let go of, substituting ‘loo’ for ‘bathroom’ even though there are no baths, ‘bin’ for ‘garbage can’ and ‘rubbish’ for ‘trash’. I’m still quixotically hanging on to the old words and repeat them until I’m understood, in a possibly unnecessary expenditure of energy. The most frustrating is asking for liquid refreshment in a restaurant, being faced with a repeated ‘what?’ when I ask for water. On the fifth attempt I take a deep breath, put on a standard American accent and shout ‘WHA-DERRRRR’ before receiving a smile and a jug. Sorry, a pitcher.

The adjectival famine that is as prevalent as LA’s natural water shortage. Rather than describing something as superb, engaging, enlightening, uplifting or another hundred alternatives, there is the ubiquitous ‘awesome’. It feels as if somebody has just ripped out all of the pages from the dictionary to save time. This is the Diet Coke of English, and there are dead poets rolling in their tombs beneath Westminster Abbey.

Californian has forgotten how to say ‘you’re welcome’. On hearing the words thank you, many of the locals will respond with an ‘uh-huh’, ‘mm-hmmm’, ‘sure’, ‘for sure’ or ‘no problem’. To the refined English ear, this is nothing less than receiving an aggressive v-sign (the British sign-language for ‘go forth and procreate’),  not that that would mean anything over here. Why use two fingers when one is quicker?

People also yawn in public without covering their mouth and when I explained to a student that ‘young ladies in Europe cover their mouths when yawning’, the response was ‘I’m not a young lady and I’m not from Europe’.  Most confusing of all, these rules of etiquette that are drummed into the British at an early age, even extend to the dinner plate. On preparing to clear up the dishes at the end of a meal I waited patiently for people to place their knives and forks side by side. I waited and waited but nothing happened. Another European custom, it seems, that was thrown out with the rest of the adjectives.

Most shockingly of all, everybody thinks I have an accent and I’m treated to poor imitations on a daily basis. With the rounded, rhotic ‘r’ that characterises standard American speech, I have to hear the irritating ‘Mahhhh-carrrrrrrrs’ sung by self-satisfied natives who have all the dialectical accuracy of Dick Van Dyke. My standard response to these pathetic faux English impressions is ‘Good Mahwning May-ree Paw-peens’ but even that insult is too subtle for some. Maybe they’ll understand it when the classic London musical is covered on an episode of ‘Glee’.

There are a thousand ways to describe the varied joy of life in the US, but why resort to tiresome linguistic richness or savouring the delicately nuanced details when I can use the catch-all? It’s awesome.

There’s a word that everyone understands.

Marcus J Freed
November 2010.

Marcus J Freed recently moved to Los Angeles where he is yogi-in-residence for Jewlicious Festivals and JConnectLA. He’s the USA Director for Yoga Mosaic, the association for Jewish yoga teachers and practitioners. Check out his weekly classes at ” title=”Bibliyoga.com” target=”_blank”>Bibliyoga.com. Marcus has spent the last 10 years touring the world teaching Bibliyoga and performing his one-man Biblical comedies including “Solomon: King, Poet & Lover – A tale of one man and 700 wives”. He is also the Creative Director of corporate training company Good Morning, Mary Poppins: An Ode to American ‘English’ Read More »

Montreal Jewish leader apologizes for porn charge

A leading figure in Montreal’s Jewish community says he is ashamed and sorry that he downloaded pornographic images onto his computer.
 
Bill Surkis, 71, director of Montreal’s Holocaust Memorial Center and a former Quebec regional director of B’nai Brith Canada, says he is not a sex offender.

Surkis pleaded guilty in May to two counts of possessing and accessing child pornography dating back to 2008. A charge of distributing child pornography was dropped.
 
At his sentencing hearing in Quebec Superior Court in Montreal on Oct. 28, the prosecution and Surkis’ lawyer agreed he should receive a jail term of 45 days, to be served on weekends; perform 240 hours of community work; and be placed on probation for three years. They disagreed on the conditions of his probation.

Surkis’ lawyer rejected the prosecution request that his client be added to the national sex offender registry. He described his client as a “stellar” member of the community and produced reference letters from prominent rabbis.
 
Surkis, who admitted to downloading nearly nine hours of videos of men engaged in sexual activity with girls because he was curious, told the court, “I destroyed my life and parts of my family’s life,” and “I’m terribly ashamed and broken by what has happened.”
 
His sentencing is scheduled for Dec. 9.
 
Meanwhile, B’nai Brith Canada issued a statement saying Surkis served “for less than two years some time ago in the capacity of a contract regional worker for B’nai Brith Canada,” and that the charges against him “stem from a period in which [he] had no connection to B’nai Brith Canada.”
 
“Any attempt to tarnish the reputation of B’nai Brith Canada, Canadian Jewry’s leading human rights and social service organization, is unacceptable,” the statement said.

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Rangers: ‘I am second’

I felt like I was going to vomit at about 7:30 last night.

It’s been a tough year for this sports fan. The Dodgers are headed for court-ordered sale. The Chargers would be better off in receivership than in AJ Smith and Norv Turner’s hands. UCLA basketball was disappointing and Bruins football has been more so. Heap on top of that the Giants winning their first World Series since moving to San Francisco and, well, at least I won my fantasy football match-up this week.

Too bad too for Josh Hamilton. You really have to root for the guy. Unfortunately, this season he ended up second.

Then again, he doesn’t seem to have a problem being second. At least not off the field.

You can see this in the above video for I Am Second, which a friend pointed me to yesterday. I’d never heard of the group, or Hamilton’s involvement, but, according to Sam Hodges of the Dallas Morning News, both go a few years back.

The evangelical Christian campaign has had the Texas Rangers star as a mainstay of its advertising. And Hamilton will be among those featured in a new round of I Am Second billboards going up locally next week, despite having recently acknowledged the authenticity of photos posted to the Internet that show him drunkenly cavorting with young women in January.

Hamilton apologized for the photos and his conduct, and said the episode was proof of his ongoing battle with addiction.

Leaders of I Am Second were impressed by how he owned up, and made a “pretty easy” decision to stick with him, said Nathan Sheets.

“We had him in the lineup before. We’re not going to take him down,” said Sheets, vice president of Plano-based e3 Partners Ministry, the group behind the campaign. “This isn’t about a bunch of perfect people.”

Hamilton said through a team spokesman that he’s not surprised that I Am Second leaders are standing by him.

“As a Christian, other Christians realize you are still going to make mistakes,” Hamilton said. “But as a Christian, you learn from and get encouragement from other believers. They don’t give up on you.”

The nondenominational I Am Second effort draws on celebrities and others who testify that they have placed God first in their life and depend on Christian faith to help them with their struggles.

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Tel Aviv is Lonely Planet top 10 city

Tel Aviv is among the world’s top 10 cities for 2011 listed by the popular Lonely Planet travel guide website.

Lonely Planet puts Tel Aviv in third place behind Tangier, Morocco, in second and New York in first.

“Tel Aviv is the total flipside of Jerusalem, a modern Sin City on the sea rather than an ancient Holy City on a hill,” Lonely Planet writes of of Tel Aviv. “Hedonism is the one religion that unites its inhabitants. There are more bars than synagogues, God is a DJ and everyone’s body is a temple.

“Yet, scratch underneath the surface and Tel Aviv, or TLV, reveals itself as a truly diverse 21st-century Mediterranean hub. By far the most international city in Israel, Tel Aviv is also home to a large gay community, a kind of San Francisco in the Middle East. Thanks to its university and museums, it is also the greenhouse for Israel’s growing art, film and music scenes.”

The other cities on the list are Wellington, New Zealand; Valencia, Spain; Iquitos, Peru; Ghent, Belgium; Delhi, India; Newcastle, England; and Chiang Mai, Thailand.

Lonely Planet also selected its top 10 countries for 2011, ranking Syria in ninth place.

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Israeli students protest yeshiva stipend

Thousands of Israeli university students gathered in Jerusalem to protest a bill that would provide stipends to yeshiva students.

As many as 10,000 students from universities throughout the country arrived by chartered buses to the capital Monday evening for the protest march from the prime minister’s official residence to Zion Square.

The protesters carried signs reading “We’re not suckers” and “Haredim—go to work” and chanted slogans such as “Students are worth more” and “We’re hungry for bread, too.”

The demonstration was protesting Knesset approval of the first reading of the 2011-12 state budget, which includes stipends for married full-time yeshiva students.

The amendment to the budget granting the stipends, proposed by Knesset Finance Committee chairman Moshe Gafni of the United Torah Judaism Party, comes after an Israeli Supreme Court ruling in June that paying stipends to yeshiva students and not to university students constitutes discrimination.

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Conservative movement launches ‘green’ initiative

The Conservative movement has launched a movement-wide environmental initiative.

Called the Sustainable Synagogues Initiative, the project seeks to provide resources to encourage Conservative institutions to adopt “green” policies.

The initiative is a joint project of the Federation of Jewish Men’s Clubs, the Women’s League for Conservative Judaism and the United Synagogue of Conservative Judaism, which have joined the interfaith environmental coalition GreenFaith in what the latter’s leadership calls “the most comprehensive, denomination-wide effort on the environment we’ve ever seen.”

The initiative will unfold over three years, beginning in December with the release of the first resource focusing on energy conservation and renewable energy. Two free resources will be issued each year to help congregations and households address environmental concerns. Materials will be provided to help congregations incorporate environmental practices into their daily functioning and educational curricula, as well as giving tips to individuals to use at home.

Later this fall, a yearlong webinar hosted by the Jewish National Fund will teach synagogues about water and energy conservation. A select number of Conservative synagogues and leaders will be offered scholarships to the GreenFaith Certification and Fellowship program, a multi-faith religious-environmental education and training program.

The Sustainable Synagogues Initiative grew out of conversations between Rabbi Charles Simon of the Federation of Jewish Men’s Clubs and Rabbi Lawrence Troster of GreenFaith in Israel in 2008.

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Jews at Jon Stewart’s ‘sanity’ rally find plenty of like-minded

When “Saturday Night Live” alum “Father Guido Sarducci,” delivering the benediction at Jon Stewart’s Rally to Restore Sanity, ran through a list of religions seeking the true faith, Judaism received the biggest applause.

That didn’t surprise Rivka Burstein-Stern.

“There were a lot of Jews there,” she said of Saturday’s rally. “But when it comes to rallies and social activism, you’re going to have a lot of Jews.”

Jewish participants—many from the Washington area, some from farther away—seemed to comprise a hefty proportion of the estimated crowd of 250,000 attending the event conceived by Stewart and fellow Comedy Central star Stephen Colbert, the faux conservative host.

At least three liberal Jewish organizations—J Street, the New Israel Fund and Jewish Funds for Justice—were represented on a sunny Saturday in a crowd that spilled over the National Mall. Jewish Funds for Justice used the occasion to launch its “Fear Not” campaign aimed at convincing voters to tune out political forces depicting President Obama and his allies as a threat to the nation.

All three groups chose to emphasize Stewart’s overarching message of keeping down the shouting and keeping up the listening. The NIF fielded posters saying, in Hebrew and English, “Sanity, Sanity, Thou Shalt Pursue,” a play on the justice commandment in Deuteronomy.

Naomi Paiss, the NIF spokeswoman who headed her group’s delegation, said many of the queries from attendees were from participants who recognized Hebrew.

“Some other people said, ‘What language is that?’ ” said Paiss. “Everyone we explained it to was very supportive. We thought the message of lowering the temperature and civil discourse and not demonizing the opposition was an appropriate message.”

Participants said the message was appropriate to a Jewish upbringing, although they recognized that Stewart (who is Jewish) and Colbert (reportedly a devout Catholic) sought an ecumenical appeal.

During the past three years, much attention has been focused on the fear in some Jewish circles that President Obama is hostile to Israel and bent on tilting U.S. policy toward the Muslim world. But the run-up to the Stewart-Colbert gathering and the increasing predictions of Tea Party-fueled Republican gains has shifted the spotlight onto what past polling suggests is the more common brand of Jewish anxiety—fear over the rise of a potent conservative political movement dedicated to rolling back nearly a century’s worth of liberal gains and willing to employ inflammatory rhetoric aimed at minority groups, including Muslims and illegal immigrants, not to mention Democratic lawmakers.

Jennifer Helburn, a Washington gardener, said she joined the rally partly as a statement for those she described as “refusing to be open to facts that contradict what they want to believe.”

“It’s very disturbing to me,” she said. “Especially for Jews, we’ve been targeted by groups who have determined they know who we are.”

Helburn cited the issue of the planned Islamic center near Ground Zero in New York.

“And here are Jews doing the same thing,” she said to a number of Jewish bloggers and groups that have targeted the center.

Josh Pudnos, a graduate student in political management at George Washington University here, also cited the Islamic center controversy as a factor spurring him to apply for a ticket to sit up front.

“The Tea Party and the religious right really worry me,” said Pudnos, 22, referring to the conservative insurgent movement that seems likely to propel Republicans back to power in Congress. “Using extreme terms like calling the Manhattan mosque ‘terrorist,’ that’s a little extreme.”

A number of participants regretted that the rally wasn’t more political. Stewart, they said, could have hewed to an apolitical line and still rallied participants to vote.

“They focused on the media,” said Burstein-Stern, 26, who works at an educational nongovernmental organization. “But politicians are also a big part of the problem.”

Bess Dopkeen, a Pentagon analyst who hosted her brother and a friend for the rally, said the point was to gather with the like-minded.

“The overall fun was seeing all the great signs,” she said.

Dopkeen flooded Facebook friends with photos of her favorites, including “Ditch fear, choose puppies,” “God hates these signs,” and a man, dressed as Indiana Jones, bearing a placard that read “No one in American politics is a Nazi. Trust me, I know Nazis.”

The chaos—organizers expected 60,000 and got that fourfold—meant that the like-minded didn’t have the wherewithal to find each other.

The NIF’s Paiss echoed others interviewed when she reported that a friend who watched the event unfold from home, on C-Span, caught more of the rally than she did.

“I wish,” she said, “we could have caught the ‘Jump Rope with Muslims’ people.”

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Birthright participant dies in sleep

A Birthright Israel participant died in his sleep on the last night of his trip.

Michael Kellogg, 24, of Virginia, died last week during a Birthright trip for young professionals, The Jerusalem Post reported. Kellogg’s family lives in Connecticut, where he will be buried.

An autopsy is being conducted on the body, the Post reported. Kellogg was being treated for a medical condition, according to the newspaper.

Fellow participants said Kellogg got a lot out of the trip and added to it, The Jerusalem Post reported.

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