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September 24, 2007

Just the funny at JCafeLA

‘Twas the night after Yom Kippur and hundreds of young Jews gathered for some flirty fun. It was the inaugural event of a new “club” for the romance-ravenous yuppies of Jewish LA. There was music and comedy and a microphone cacophony. There were men with bar tabs and women with beauty and brains. There was an eccentric host, an eclectic crowd and exuberant entertainment. It was an unusual evening, with the quintessential kinks that transform an ordinary Sunday night into something memorable. It was fun but it was also peculiar…

The Calendar Girls’ Top Ten Moments at JCafeLA:

10) The ear-splitting screech of the mike – interrupting nearly every performance. (DK)

9) Host Richard Rubin’s strip-tease-in-reverse entrance. (DK)

8) The Camp Talent Show From Chelm: with the majority of the crowd more interested in getting digits than digging the arts, disgruntled performers improvised irritation, chastised the “single” minded and interacted with interested folks encircling the stage. (DB)

7) Aaron Kemp announcing that the fire marshal would close the party down if some of the over capacity crowd didn’t shift to an adjacent room. No one moved. (DK)

6) Someone asking if The Calendar Girls Blog is “the one with swimsuit photos.” (DB)

5) Playing Jewish Family Feud, I walked up to a random guy and handed him the card with the survey question he would answer for me as part of the game. The question was, “What is the worst thing a girl could do on a first date?” He wrote his initials, DK, next to the answer he agreed with most – “talk about an ex.” When I saw his initials, I said, “We have the same initials!” He replied, “That’s funny. My ex had the same initials too.”(DK)

4) The not-so magical “mindreader.” Dikla volunteered the naked contents of her brain to the mysterious, mind-reading magician (a.k.a. Seth Grabel). She discovered she has a new favorite color (red), two of her sisters vanished completely, and suspects her randomly chosen word was selected from a trick novel. A skeptical spectator shouted, “It’s fixed, it’s fixed! The Calendar Girls are in on it!” (Rest assured dear readers, we comply with the highest standards of truth in reporting and ethical journalism.) (DB)

3) The Klezmer Keyboardist on Crack. His ebullient arpeggios were so wildly energetic, his yarmulke kept leaping off his head. (DB)

2) Smooth E aka Eric Schwartz venting about the supermodel-thin crowd lingering for the final act: “What am I doing up here? I’m supposed to be the big headliner and there’s four people left.” (DK)

1) One of the organizers walking around with a jar of peanuts and propositioning everyone for a “taste of [his] salty nuts.” (DB)

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Jewish authors date to Moses

I’m a Michael Chabon fan—“Wonder Boys,” “Final Solution,” “Yiddish Policemen’s Union,” and, oh yeah, that Pulitzer-Prize winner I haven’t yet read. It was a treat, then, to see last week that the Jewish weekly in San Francisco, j., had a cover story on Chabon and his wife, best-selling author Ayelet Waldman.

Being a Jewish author “is a great tradition to be part of, stretching back to …” She pauses.

“Moses?” suggests Chabon.

“Moses,” states Waldman definitively, adding Cynthia Ozick, Saul Bellow and Mordecai Richler for good measure.

 

Bintel Blogger Daniel Treiman, though, notes a glaring gap in the j.’s story, which doesn’t touch the controversy surrounding “Yiddish Policemen’s”:

Critics — some more sober than others — have argued that the book is hostile to Israel. It’s a disappointing omission, given that some have already started casually referring (perhaps unfairly) to Chabon as an anti-Zionist. It would have been good to hear what Chabon has to say on this issue.

You know what I would also consider unfortunate? That an author is branded an anti-Zionist—which has become a synonym for anti-Semite—because they write a fictional account of the efforts to create Zion in a parallel reality.

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All Saints cleared by IRS

Remember all that hub-bub in late 2005 when the Internal Revenue Service said it was investigating an anti-war sermon delivered at All Saints Episcopal in Pasadena? Well yesterday, congregants were told the liberal church is in the clear. Sort of.

The investigation is over, the church did not lose its tax-exempt status, but the IRS still said the speech—seen by some as supporting Kerry over Bush, which non-profits can’t do—was illegal. The LA Times reports that the rector wants a clarification and an apology. Good luck.

“To be sure, we are pleased that the IRS exam is over,” the Rev. J. Edwin Bacon Jr. said in his 9 a.m. sermon, which was interrupted several times by applause. “However, the main issue of protecting the freedom of this church and other religious communities to worship according to the dictates of their conscience and core values is far from accomplished.”

Bacon predicted that the vague, mixed message from the IRS after its nearly two-year investigation of the All Saints case would have a continued “chilling effect” on the freedom of clerics from all faiths to preach about moral values and significant social issues such as war and poverty.

Although the church no longer faces the imminent loss of its tax-exempt status, All Saints has “no more guidance about the IRS rules now than when we started this process,” the rector said. He said the church would continue its struggle with the IRS, which he said so far had cost the 3,500-member congregation about $200,000.

(A quick note: The next line of the article—“One of Southern California’s largest and most liberal congregations”—is so far from accurate its comical. All Saints is both prominent and liberal, but certainly its not at the extreme end of the spectrum. But more hyperbolic is the “largest” claim. In the era of 7-Eleven mega-churches, a 3,500-member congregation seems quaint.)

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Come to Columbia, Mein Fuhrer

This one has been creating quite a furor while I was away this weekend. Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadenijad, the American antagonist and Holocaust denier, is scheduled to speak at Columbia University in New York today.

In defending the Ivy League university’s invitation, Dean John Coatsworth told Fox News that they’d invite Hitler if he were in town. Glad I live on the Left Coast. The dean’s message can be seen here and below:

The Manhattan campus has long been a destination for bright Jewish high school seniors, well before other Ivies dropped the Jew quotas. The New York Sun notes the irony of Jewish students learning of today’s globe-trotting guest after breaking fast and singing online after Yom Kippur ended Saturday.

Dean Coatsworth seems to be laboring under the illusion that had Columbia actually hosted Hitler in the late 1930s, World War II and the war against the Jews might have been prevented. The dean appears to be ignorant of history. The archives of the New York Times disclose that in December 1933, Columbia’s president, Nicholas Butler, extended an invitation to Hitler’s ambassador, Hans Luther. A protest was made by the Social Problems Club, which, according to the report in the Times, said: “Inviting the Nazi envoy to lecture on the foreign policy of his government and giving him an official reception means not only failing in our duty to oppose the Nazi onslaught on culture and in our duty to defend our German colleague but signifies, if not an open endorsement of the Nazi actions, at least placing their principles on the same level with other viewpoints.”

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