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February 26, 2004

For the Kids

Take a Leap

Let’s leap into the month of Adar! This is the month in which we are told: “The month of Adar brings great joy!” That is because Purim, a very joyous holiday, begins on the 14th of Adar. So, get into the spirit everybody and jump for joy!

Now don’t leap to conclusions!

If you were born on Feb. 29th, 1980, how old would you be this coming Feb. 29, 2004? (Leap years happened in 1980, 1984, 1988, 1992, 1996 and 2000.)

What’s the Connection?

After you find the words, try to put all the facts
together. What did John Holland invent? Who is Mario Andretti? Who are Graham
Nash and Jimmy Dorsey? You may need to ask your parents and/or the Internet for
some help. Send your answers with what these guys all have in common to abbygilad@yahoo.com

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Off the Page

“Dave at Night” is an adventurous book based on Gail Carson Levine’s father’s life. Dave’s parents die and nobody wants him to live with them. Dave is placed in a cold, disgusting Jewish orphanage filled with obnoxious teachers. If you would like to find out what happens to Dave, read “Dave at Night.” — review by Yonatan Isaacs & Benjamin Rostami, sixth grade, Harkham Hillel Hebrew Academy

If you have a Jewish book you would like us to know
about, review it and send it to abbygilad@yahoo.com .

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Taking a Leap

No one asked me to my senior prom. Jon asked Liz, Steve asked Jen, Brian asked me how to ask Kim, but my dance card remained empty. I sulked, I cried, I listened to Monster Ballads.

I swore my life was over. Then I found inspiration in an article on famous women who never went to their prom — I was inspired to keep my name from ever appearing on a list of powerful chicks who missed their big dance. This Cinderella was going to the ball. I picked up the phone, called Dave Rosenberg, and invited him to Prom ’92.

This weekend, you can do the same. Well, not exactly the same. I mean you shouldn’t ask out an 18-year-old football player or call Dave Rosenberg. But dial a guy and ask him out. Or ask him to marry you.

Don’t drop your jaw at me. Popular tradition says Feb. 29 is one day it’s appropriate for a woman to propose to a man. Women can get down on one knee and pop the question on leap year day. It sounds risky, but let’s be honest, guys never say "no" to a girl on her knees. So in this Sunday’s performance of "Love Life," the role of "pushing things forward" will be played by a woman.

Leap year fixes a flaw in the calendar and a glitch in our culture. We women constantly complain about our position on the dating food chain. We have to wait for men to ask us out, make the first move and call the next day. Well now we can stop waiting and start dating. This leap year weekend, don’t wait for him to give you a ring, don’t wait for the phone to ring, don’t wait for anything or anyone involving any sort of ring. Throw out the outdated dating rules, find your inner chutzpah and go for the gold. Or platinum. Or princess cut.

We’ve all heard that aggressive women can scare men off. But maybe it’s women who are really scared. We feel safe in our dating role; we’re comfortable waiting. But at times in relationships, you can’t just wait. There’s some assembly required.

I know, I know, what about tradition? If the girl asks the guy, does she call his parents for permission? Who pays for the ring? Who throws the bouquet? Who gets the sheep and the 200 zuzim? And what about the dream proposal you’ve always imagined? Not that I’ve fantasized about my engagement; I’m not the type of girl who daydreams. I almost never picture my name on the Jumbotron, him saying he loves me as I choke on the diamond ring he hid in my Bud Light. OK, maybe I’ve thought about it a few (100) times and hopefully, it will happen — minus the choking. Hopefully, I’ll meet a man who likes the Sprite in me, falls in love with me and proposes to me. But what if that doesn’t happen? What if I’m not asked? Most of my friends have already walked the aisle, but I’m far from buying a big white dress.

When it comes to everything else in my life — my career, my education, my writing — I go after my goals with every ounce of intelligence, determination and spunk I possess. I don’t wait for success to come my way — I make it happen. I’m a take-charge, woman-on-top kind of gal. But with something as important as marriage, I’m supposed to wait for someone else to decide when and if it’s going to happen? I don’t even like waiting for my car at the valet.

Now asking a man to get married is a whole different groove than asking him to prom — sure they both involve tuxedos, slow dancing and an alleged "first time," but one lasts a nighttime, the other a lifetime. And since I don’t have a groom-worthy boyfriend, or any boyfriend for that matter, I’m not going to propose to anyone just yet. But in the leap year spirit, I will kick-start my love life. On Sunday, I’ll call my crush, won’t hang up when he answers and ask him out for next week. Hey, it’s a start. One small step for Carin, one giant leap for womankind.


Carin Davis is a freelance writer
and can be reached at sports@jewishjournal.com.

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Of Kerry and King

If I were John Kerry, I would spend every spare moment standing in front of a mirror, practicing the speech I’m going to give in October when U.S. soldiers capture Osama bin Laden.

The 2000 presidential election was a referendum on the future — who did Americans believe could lead them forward. 2004 is a referendum on the past –who do Americans believe can prevent Sept. 11, 2001 from happening again.

Democrats perceive Kerry, a Vietnam vet, as electable because he knows Americans are looking for someone to step into the role of Protector-in-Chief. He has military credentials, foreign policy experience and a diplomat’s diction. But Bush’s Osama in the hole could beat Kerry’s three of a kind in an instant. Capturing the Saudi terrorist mastermind is important, not least for the visceral sense of relief and revenge it will offer a grateful nation. Everybody knows this, so it wasn’t surprising this week when the Pentagon announced an increase in military personnel along the Pakistan-Afghanistan border, where bin Laden is thought to be hiding. There’s no guarantee of an October surprise, but such things have been known to happen.

The people gathered at Richard Ziman’s expansive Beverly Hills home the evening of Feb. 12 preferred to banish such thoughts. Ziman and his wife, Daphne, had been early supporters of Kerry (see story, p. 12), and this was their second fundraiser for the Massachusetts senator. Tickets were $1,000 or $2,000. The list of co-hosts included numerous entertainment industry notables whose politics ranged from the far-left all the way to the center-left. This was not Swing Voters Night. Kerry had just scored solid wins in New Hampshire and Iowa, and the poll numbers were looking strong in Wisconsin. About 300 upscale Democrats ate crudités and sipped wine in the foyer and living room, finding praise for a candidate whom many had just woken up to after wiping Howard Dean out of their eyes. The mood was closer to a victory party.

"A few months ago I didn’t think there was any hope," said a fundraiser with close Hollywood ties. "Now I do."

Kerry was not there — something many people were astonished to hear. If they had wanted to see Kerry, their $1,000 would have been better spent on a round-trip ticket to Madison, where you could see him — endlessly that week — for free. The candidate did call in, and Ziman, whose home is a way station for political hopefuls, seamlessly patched him into the Surround Sound.

"I wish I were there," Kerry said. "Everywhere I’m campaigning is so cold."

"We’re going to have a prolonged and tough fight," he went on, headlong into an attack on the president. "He’s calling himself a war president. They can’t talk about jobs, healthcare, the economy, so they’re going to try to use the politics of fear."

Kerry spoke for a bit longer — eloquent, hard-edged — and the crowd erupted in fierce applause. Comedian Richard Lewis, who has performed for Kerry at such events across the country, took the mike. "I forget that a president does not have to speak ESL," he said.

A few obligatory speeches — former Democratic presidential candidate Michael Dukakis and state treasurer and gubernatorial hopeful Phil Angelides — might have brought the energy down, but Dukakis, bright and self-deprecating as he is, only served to remind the faithful that this time, in Kerry, they have a real he-man. America loves a he-man.

Carole King then sat at Ziman’s piano and sang. She has also been campaigning for Kerry from the start.

"I was with him in Iowa when we saw the momentum turn," she said. She sang every song you know by heart from her "Tapestry" album, and standing an arm’s length from her, I and the dozens of others crowded around the piano probably would have voted a dead beagle into the Oval Office if that’s what she wanted. By the time she got to, "I Feel the Earth Move," the faces were ecstatic, as if people forgot that just three and half years ago this was the party of Al Gore.

The pods of conversation that formed and split and morphed afterward seemed to dare themselves to spurn cautious optimism for a full-fledged embrace. People offered their suggestion for vice president — Democratic candidate John Edwards and former U.N. Representative Bill Richardson were the popular choices — and allowed themselves to wonder aloud what kind of first lady Teresa Heinz Kerry would be.

But these liberals were almost all rich liberals, their idealism alloyed with enough weighty pragmatism to have gotten them rich in the first place. So Ziman and a couple of dozen others separated from the mix and entered a large den sealed by a wall of French doors, which they shut.

"That’s where the heavy hitting is going on," one Democratic activist said.

The president has a campaign war chest of more than $100 million. Because he wisely passed on public matching funds, Kerry can keep raising money. Jews, few in number but well-represented in terms of political contribution, will find the candidate turning the Westside and similar neighborhoods into an ATM if he hopes to go ad for ad with Bush.

I walked out onto the lawn, knowing full well that somewhere in a leafy Houston suburb someone was hosting the same kind of party with the same number of people to raise money and spirit for the president. There would be a view across the lawn to a landscaped pool and tennis court. There would be a popular entertainer inside, though certainly not Carole King — or the Dixie Chicks.

Kerry will get the money, and the enthusiasm, building slowly, will come. But his fate depends on whether, come October, he can convince voters that capturing Osama bin Laden is not the only thing that will make America a stronger nation.

Don’t forget to vote Tuesday.

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Give and Take

Max and Irving went fishing on an overcast afternoon. About two hours into their expedition, a fierce storm developed.

Their small rowboat tossed, turned and finally flipped over in the lake. Max, a strong swimmer, called to save Irving. Inexplicably, Irving did not respond to any plea and drowned. Max swam to shore to break the terrible news to Irving’s poor wife.

"What happened?" she screamed. Max recounted the entire episode in full detail.

"But what did you do to try to save my Irving?" she shrieked. Max explained once again. "I kept screaming to your husband, ‘Irving, give me your hand, give me your hand, give me your hand.’ But Irving just gave me a blank stare and drifted away."

"You fool!" shouted Irving’s widow. "You said the wrong thing. You should have said, ‘Take my hand.’ Irving never gave anything to anybody!".

Do you know Irving? Don’t we all know an Irving or two? Unfortunately, the tragedy of the Irving persona is endemic to the human condition. Yet, as Jews, we are the proud bearers of a near 4,000-year tradition of giving. Our creativity, compassion and concern for the needs of others have ignited new vistas of chesed (loving kindness). Certainly, there must be a method behind the madness. How have we succeeded in inculcating such a fundamental value? In short, what creates that giving personality?

Our Torah portion employs an enigmatic turn of phrase that appears quite instructive in this regard. As God commands Moses to solicit the necessary stuff to build the Sanctuary, He demands that the Jews "take for Me a portion."

Are the Jews taking??!! Surely it would have been more complimentary and precise to formulate the act in terms of giving, i.e. that the Jews "should give to Me a portion".

As Jews, we believe that every component of our existence is a gift. We are not entitled — rather we are endowed. To paraphrase the Department of Motor Vehicles: "Life is a privilege — not a right" More precisely, we are trustees in God’s world. Eventually, all that we are entrusted with must return to its original source.

Return is a dominant theme in Judaism. Every seven days, on the Shabbat — the Jew returns to God. On the seventh year (shemitta) we return the land to its fallow state. After seven cycles of seven, the Jubilee year marks the return of property and indentured servants to their origins.

After enduring years of barrenness, the great Jewish heroine Chana names her son Shmuel, a Hebrew composite reflecting the notion of her son being "on loan from God." Finally, in death as well as in life, through burial, we "return to the dust." In short, the notion of ultimate possession cannot apply to a human in the realm of the fiscal and the physical.

Seen in this light, the act of giving is akin to a prepayment of sorts. Thus, when the Jews donate to the Sanctuary, they do not give — they return to God — who is taking back what always was, is and will be His. At this point, the pensive Jew might fear: What’s left? Is there anything we may dare to call our own? Is human imperative merely relegated to the role of grand guardian?

Here we return to the Sanctuary and arrive at one of the great paradoxical truths of Judaism. Ultimate taking can only be achieved through giving! God labels the Sanctuary donors as takers, to signify that the only things we own are our deeds. How aptly do the rabbis describe the true beneficiary of the act of charity as the giver, for only he walks away with a true possession, a deed of eternity and an incredible sense of exhilaration! By contrast, the taker experiences that same ole draining (read: "empty wallet") feeling.

Growing up, I remember that my parents (among many others) would accord a quasi-mystical status to ordinary tables. We were not allowed to walk or rest our feet on them (for a child, this constitutes cruel and unusual punishment).

"The table," says the Talmud, "is like an altar."

Much to my amazement, I recently stumbled upon the comment of the Spanish commentator, Rabbeinu Bechaye (1265-1340) who recorded the stunning custom of the pious Jews of France who used the wood of their dining room table as building materials for their own coffins. It all clicked in. Long after the food has been cleared away, it is the symbolism of the dining room table and its accompanying kindnesses that sustain our people. May we have the clarity of vision to focus our deeds — they’re ours for the taking.


Rabbi Asher Brander is the rabbi of Westwood Kehilla, founder of LINK (Los Angeles Intercommunity Kollel) and long-time teacher at Yeshiva University of Los Angeles High schools.

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Community Briefs

Cooper Visits Sudan, DiscussesSlavery

Rabbi Abraham Cooper, associate dean of the Simon Wiesenthal Center, spent an eventful 21 hours in Sudan in mid-February when he met with Sudanese President Omar al-Bashir to discuss the country’s ongoing slave trade and a peace treaty with Sudanese rebel.

“The whole notion of enslavement in the 20th and 21st century really has sparked concern and anger in many, many corners,” Cooper told The Journal.

That could change through negotiations to end two horrific decades of civil war between the Muslim-dominated government in Sudan’s north and Christian rebels in the south. At the Sudanese presidential palace in Khartoum, Bashir listened to Cooper’s recommendation to allow anti-slavery activists free reign in traveling across Sudan, seeking to help end slavery.

“Whatever can be done to speed that along,” he said.

Mohammed Khan, a second-generation Pakistani American in Los Angeles and adviser to the American Sudanese Council, traveled with Cooper.

“The Sudanese government is making it very clear that they have nothing to hide,” Khan said.

Decades of civil war mean that “the Sudan was viewed by the U.S. as a kind out outpost and welcome mat for terrorists,” Cooper said. “With all of the bloodshed and everything else that’s taken place, number one, the terrorists are gone.”

The rabbi said he felt comfortable walking around war-torn Khartoum.

“It’s been a long, long time since the people over there have seen any Jews,” he said — David Finnigan, Contributing Writer

JFS to Give More to Russian Outreach

Following complaints from elderly ex-Soviet Jews, JFS Family Service (JFS) has scaled back its planned shutdown of a decade-long Santa Monica program of entertainment, social services and twice-monthly meetings for about 150 Russian and Baltic Jewish senior citizens.

JFS instead is allocating more money to the Russian Outreach Program, but the program coordinator has quit because JFS cut her weekly hours from 15 to four.

“I will not work four hours a week and I don’t know who can,” Lina Haimsky said. “There is no possible way anyone can run the program working four hours a week.”

JFS Executive Director Paul Castro said that following a Feb. 16 meeting with concerned senior citizens, JFS decided to cut Haimsky’s hours, but increase the Russian Senior Program’s annual activity fund budget from $1,500 to $2,000 and increase JFS case management for program participants.

“This essentially reinstates the program, but at a smaller level, a lower level,” Castro said.

Retiree Rachel Flaum, who lobbied JFS to save the outreach program, said, “On the one hand, it’s very good because they gave us more money for our activity. But on the other hand, they cut the salary for the coordinator, so she quit. For a short time, we will try to do something without a coordinator, just to keep the people together.” — DF

Social Services Battle SacramentoCuts

Jewish social service agency leaders are planning a spring Sacramento pilgrimage to seek mercy from state legislators planning extensive cuts in health and welfare budgets.

“This is a pretty tough year in Sacramento; there aren’t too many people who are really speaking for the poor and the underrepresented,” said Coby King, association director of the Jewish Public Affairs Committee (JPAC). The statewide coalition of mostly Federation-based groups led a Feb. 11 delegation to Sacramento and is a planning a similar May 10-11 lobbying trip, King said, “to try to lessen some of the damage that’s being done up there.”

Paul Castro, executive director of Jewish Family Service, said JPAC’s Feb. 11 trip had Jewish agency leaders meeting with state Assemblyman Keith Richman (R-Northridge), plus senior staff from state senators and Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger’s office to discuss medical service cuts.

“Everybody’s sympathetic. I don’t think there’s any clear solution,” Castro said. “There’s a little bit of guarded optimism [about Schwarzenegger]. I guess there’s a sense that he’s not tied into one place or another.”

H. Eric Schockman, executive director of the West Los Angeles-based MAZON: A Jewish Response to Hunger, did not attend the Feb. 11 trip but is monitoring proposed budget cuts in the food stamp and child-care programs.

“Cuts into child care force families to spend more on food resources,” Schockman said. “These all have rippling effects in both our economy and our social fabric. Food is a basic building block for everything else.”

For information about JPAC’s May 10-11 Sacramentolobbying trip, contact Coby King at (310) 489-2820 or visit www.jpac-cal.org . — DF

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The Goriest Story Ever Told

USC film student Jennifer Tufaro left Wednesday’s midnight screening of Mel Gibson’s “The Passion of the Christ” emotionally drained, her eyes red from tears. She stood in the lobby along with hundreds of the estimated 1,200 people who had just watched the movie on three screens at Hollywood’s Cinerama Dome and adjacent Arclight Cinema.

“The whole movie I was, like, shaking,” said Tufaro, 20. “I’m still disturbed by it. I’m not very religious right now, but as a child growing up I was, so I learned all the stories. And seeing it was a whole different experience.”

Tufaro’s response was typical of many people catching the pre-dawn “Passion” debut. Asked if she felt that the massively hyped film engaged in anti-Semitic portrayals, as some Jewish leaders have charged, the lapsed Catholic said, “I have a lot of Jewish friends that didn’t want to come see it tonight for that reason. When I was watching it, I didn’t think of it that way.”

It was a somber crowd of seemingly stunned “Passion” patrons that left the huge Cinerama Dome, with many — in typical Los Angeles theater protocol — staying until the last credit rolled. The movie’s end was greeted with applause, this after the film’s two hours of continual, violent images centered on the crucifixion of Jesus. The Cinerama audience sat in silence as blood, whips and torn human flesh filled the massive screen. Ushers standing beside the curtained doors were as transfixed as the patrons.

“The most violent film I’ve ever seen,” said Rabbi Gary Greenebaum, western regional director of the American Jewish Committee, who joined priests and rabbis at a special Monday night “Passion” screening at the UA Cinemas in Marina del rey.

Greenebaum said the Jewish leaders depicted in the “Passion” were wrongly depicted as, “overdressed, overfed and overly cruel. And there really is no context in the film for Jesus being such a threat to the status quo.”

But, Greenebaum also said, “I didn’t feel that it was strongly anti-Semitic. Mr. Gibson could have made choices that would have made it appear as less anti-Jewish or choices that could have made it much worse. I think Gibson’s goal was to depict a physical suffering which Christians understand as the necessary ‘passion’ that leads to resurrection and potential salvation for humanity.”

As for the months of debate over the anti-Semitic issue, Greenebaum said after viewing the movie that the filmmaker and his detractors unintentionally created a strange, almost mutually beneficial alliance by constantly talking about the film.

“I think that the controversy has, in part, been manufactured by an odd sort of complicity on the part of certain Jewish organizational leaders and Mr. Gibson himself,” he said.

Rabbi Mark Diamond, executive vice president of the Board of Rabbis of Southern California, said he found “The Passion” to be, “a shockingly violent movie. I was kind of numbed by the violence. Overall, I didn’t see overt anti-Semitism, but I certainly saw instances that troubled me that, in the wrong hands, in the wrong spin, could be troublesome. I came out of the movie more determined than ever to spend more time and energy on Christian-Jewish relations.

“The first part of the movie with the high priests and the Jewish mob was most troubling,” Diamond said. “Jews and Christians are not going to see this movie in the same light; I don’t expect them to.”

The weekend before “Passion’s” opening, more than 30,000 Catholic priests, nuns, bishops, teenagers, schoolteachers and lay people gathered for the Religious Education Congress, the Los Angeles archdiocese’s annual three-day gathering at the Anaheim Convention Center. Talk of “The Passion” and anti-Semitism did not dominate the event; however, there were two related seminars on Sunday afternoon, in the eighth and final of the convention’s seminar blocks.

Several Hispanic Catholic women from Stockton expressed views on Jesus’ death common among “Passion” fans. As for who’s to blame for his death, one woman said, “It was done by the Jews,” and then added, “It’s not like we have hatred toward Jewish people. To walk away [from seeing ‘The Passion’] with hate for somebody, that’s not Jesus.”

The Rev. Michael Crosby, a Milwaukee-based author and congress speaker, said Roman Catholic Church leaders have not leveraged “Passion” back-and-forth to make Christians better understand the Bible.

“In the obsession of the institutional Catholic church not to be considered anti-Semitic, it is bending over backward not to use it as a teachable moment,” Crosby told The Journal. “The Scriptures aren’t anti-Semitic. The early Christians, when they had written those Scriptures, had just separated from [Jews] and as a result there were hard feelings and there were hurt feelings. And those get exhibited in the Scriptures, and nobody is showing how we really got to interpret the Scriptures today; they’re taking it as a literal thing, rather the understanding the historical division between communities, between ‘thems’ and ‘uses.’ Nobody’s showing how those Scriptures came out of a community at odds with another group.”

Rabbis involved with interfaith issues praised L.A. Cardinal Roger Mahony for his statement on Christian-Jewish relations in the Feb. 20 edition of the archdiocese’s newspaper, The Tidings, discussing next year’s 40th anniversary of the Second Vatican Council’s 1965 document, “Nostra Aetate” (Latin for “In Our Time”), on Catholic relations with non-Christians.

“These guidelines provide an excellent means of educating all of us as we once again anticipate the season of Christ’s passion and death. They denounce an accusation that has provoked contempt for Judaism and persecutions of the Jewish people for centuries,” Mahony wrote in the article, which did not comment specifically on “The Passion” but is viewed by some rabbis as the archdiocese’s indirect way of addressing the film’s issues.

The archdiocese, as of Feb. 25, had made no official “Passion” comment. A Catholic church official said that as of Feb. 22, Mahony had not seen “The Passion,” and thus made no reference to it, or even to movies or anti-Semitism, during his sermon to more than 7,000 Catholics at the Anaheim convention’s closing Sunday Mass.

Bishop Malcolm McMahon, leader of Catholics in England’s Nottingham diocese, said that Christians need to use “Passion” chatter to move beyond history. “We can’t change what’s what,” McMahon said.

“Other people were also complicit in Jesus’ death. So it’s a wider circle than just anti-Semitism. We wouldn’t be Christians if it weren’t for Judaism. We share some of the same scriptures and we share quite a lot of the same background. And that is always a good basis to start — what we have in common.”

Wednesday’s Cinerama Dome screening of the film saw no protesters outside the Hollywood theater. Inside, it unfolded on-screen after trailers for Paramount Pictures’ upcoming, sunny girls-meets-prince movie, “The Prince & Me,” and Universal Pictures’ family movie, “Two Brothers,” about two lost baby tigers. Food and beverage sales were brisk as midnight patrons went into the relentlessly violent, gory film. The sound of popcorn being chewed contrasted with the blaring screen sounds of chains and whips pummeling Jesus’ body.

When the post-“Passion” crowd thinned out, a Reform Jewish woman and an evangelical Christian actress found themselves politely, but firmly, arguing the movie’s merits.

Daryl Pine, a 50ish accountant, worships at the Temple Beth Hillel in Valley Village, while actress Laura Pinner, 34, came to the “Passion,” with three other women from the Christian nondenominational In His Presence church in Woodland Hills. Both San Fernando Valley women were raised as Methodists. Pine converted to Judaism, and Pinner was drawn deeper into her Christian faith.

Their conversation was a microcosm of debate between Jews concerned about anti-Semitic images and evangelical Christians profoundly moved by “Passion.” Their talk started on the defensive, as Pine said of Pontius Pilate, “He had total control over the Jews.”

“Oh, he did?” Pinner said, flashing a skeptical frown. “Where did you go to seminary?”

“I’ve heard it said over and over by rabbis,” Pine said.

“Jesus,” Pine said to Pinner, “lived a Jew. He died a Jew.”

“Exactly,” Pinner said. “My favorite people in the whole wide world are Jews.”

“And [the apostle] Paul created a religion,” Pine said in reply.

As their debate ensued, Pinner said to Pine, “We just love you so much. I’m gonna pray for you right now.”

“I would appreciate that,” Pine said.

“That you receive that love that he [Jesus] has for you,” Pinner said.

“OK, all right,” Pine said.

“That’s all it is,” Pinner said. “It’s a story about love.”

“Did you notice how yellow the Jews’ teeth were?” Pine said. “They all had yellow craggy teeth. It was very creepy. Jesus didn’t have yellow, craggy teeth.”

“It’s probably because they didn’t have dentists,” Pinner said. “The bottom line, it’s just about love; it’s not about blame.”

“It’s about torture,” Pine said.

“If that’s all you see, just see with your natural eyes,” Pinner said. “We see with our spiritual eyes. It’s so hard to comprehend it.”

“There were many messiahs,” Pine said. “We’ve had about 50.”

The film is in theaters now.

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Out of Africa, Into the Valley

When his father was arrested for building a sukkah at a time when Idi Amin had outlawed Judaism in Uganda, Gershom Sizomu paid the arresting scout five goats for his father’s freedom.

"My father was kicked and slapped and mishandled in front of us," said Sizomu, who spoke to The Journal in an office at the University of Judaism (UJ). "It was a big setback to our family income, but the five-goat ransom saved him."

Sizomu is now a long way away from that village in Uganda where the arrest happened, and where his family lived for generations as leaders of the 600-member Ugandan Jewish community. As he describes it, the village is a place where "you will not find paved roads like here. The majority of the people are farmers, and everywhere you see people working in the gardens. Life [there] is without electricity or running water."

Sizomu is now a student at the Zeigler School of Rabbinic Studies at the UJ and a rabbinic intern at Congregation Shomrei Torah in the Valley. He and his wife, Tzipporah, and their two young children are in the United States as fellows of the San Francisco-based Institute for Jewish and Community Research to learn more about their faith and to discover how the rabbinic tradition shaped Judaism over the centuries.

Although the Jewish community in Uganda is relatively new, the traditions of the Abuyadaya (Children of Judah) Jews hail from talmudic days. Sizomu’s ancestors converted to Judaism in the early 1900s. The conversion happened when Semei Kakungulu, a warrior and leader who aspired to be king, studied the Bible. He found authenticity in the Torah, rejected the Christian Bible and encouraged his supporters to follow his example and break away from the church and the British powers in Uganda at the time. Kakungulu circumcised himself and his sons, and he and his followers converted en masse and started observing the Shabbat. The conversions, though not accepted by Orthodox authorities, are regarded as valid by other denominations.

Still, the country’s isolation from the Western world meant that its Judaism was isolated, too. The traditions developed in a vacuum of sorts that was similar — but not entirely in sync — with community mores in established communities elsewhere.

"It is hard to categorize the people of Uganda as Orthodox, Conservative or Reform," Sizomu said. "We developed a unique way of practice. For instance, it seems that American Jews don’t regard their synagogue as a temple. Traditionally our community regards our synagogue as a temple in the midst of us, and therefore the rules regarding ritual cleanliness have to be followed. If you touch a dead body, then you would need to dip in the mikvah before you go into the synagogue."

There are other differences in practice. The Abuyadaya might have mezuzot on their front doors but not on every door in the house. They eat chicken only because it is the easiest animal to learn to ritually slaughter. However, until Sizomu learned otherwise, they didn’t regard chicken as meat, which means they would not use separate meat dishes to eat it on.

"We thought that chicken is not g’di [a kid lamb]," said Sizomu, referring to the biblical verse, "Do not cook a kid in its mother’s milk," the source for separating milk and meat in kashrut. "Now I have discovered that chicken is meat, so we have to go into all those details in terms of keeping dishes separate. Previously we only had vegetarian dishes."

Here in America, Sizomu is bringing some African traditions to Los Angeles. When he leads the services at Shomrei Torah, he sings Abuyadaya melodies to the Shabbat prayers.

Tzipporah has been keeping busy, too. She takes Hebrew and computer classes here, and in her spare time has been knitting the big Abuyadaya kippot that are now sold in the Shomrei Torah gift shop, which are becoming the accepted headwear for members there.

When Sizomu’s studies are over, he plans to take his new Jewish knowledge back to Uganda and use it reinvigorate the Jewish community there. He has big plans for Judaism in Africa, and he sees his future role as a roving rabbi who will travel the continent and dig out the Jewish souls.

"I will be one of the first real rabbis in Uganda and Africa, when I get back," he said. "My dream is to make Africa Jewish, and it is a very big dream. I want to unite the communities. There are many African societies that believe they are part of the lost tribes and I want to reawaken that."

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Pledge Storm Hits Federation

The Jewish Federation of Greater Los Angeles had a super Super Sunday, ringing up pledges of $4.5 million, or $800,000 more than last year.

"The volunteers were amazing, and, to tell you the truth, it was raining and more people were at home," said Craig Prizant, senior vice president of financial resource development for The Federation. "I think people are really feeling positive about what we’re doing."

Super Sunday’s strong showing comes on the heels of The Federation raising $1 million more in the 2003 General Campaign than one year earlier, he said.

In both instances, the improving economy made people more willing to open their wallets, Prizant said. But changes in the way The Federation raises money also has helped.

During Super Sunday, volunteers and staff spent more time on the phone discussing, in depth, The Federation’s various programs, Prizant said. Armed with the information, potential donors felt more comfortable as they knew the ways the money would benefit Jews both here and abroad, he said.

Prizant also credited the new lay leadership at The Federation for Super Sunday’s success. Federation chair Harriet Hochman, General Campaign chair Laurie Konheim and Women’s Campaign chair Sharon Janks worked tirelessly, personally greeting volunteers and making everyone feel at home. The trio also knows many of the big machers in the community and leveraged their contacts to help raise additional money, Prizant said.

An estimated 400 volunteers worked at The Federation’s office in midtown, another 400 staffed phones in the San Fernando Valley and 300 participated in the South Bay.

In Los Angeles, a coffee cart from the Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf was wheeled around so volunteers could take a break, catch up with friends and network. The mood was festive, but focused.

In the Valley calling stations circled three rows deep around the George Gregory Family Gymnasium at the Bernard Milken Jewish Community Campus in West Hills. Teens ran completed pledge sheets from volunteers placing calls to those entering the donations on laptops set up around the gym, dodging brimming food carts along the way.

At 11:30 a.m., the scoreboard high above the crowded gym floor flashed the day’s first tally of more than $200,000. At 9 p.m., The Jewish Federation/Valley Alliance closed Super Sunday with $1.7 million in donations, exceeding last year’s total of $1.58 million.

Many of the 1,000 volunteers who braved the rain throughout the day were pleased to discover that the inclement weather ensured more people were home to take the call.

"Rain is good," said Rep. Brad Sherman (D-Sherman Oaks), who was among four public officials placing calls at the Valley location. "Maybe that’s the contribution from a higher power to The Jewish Federation."

City Councilman Dennis Zine, whose 3rd District is home to both the Valley Alliance and Jewish Home for the Aging, scored a substantial gift for The Federation early on.

"A donor who had given $1,000 in 2003 gave $10,000 this year," he said.

Sitting next to Zine, 2nd District City Councilwoman Wendy Greuel took pledges while her newborn son, Thomas, sat in her lap chewing on the phone cord.

"This is my first time. I’m so impressed with the number of people here," she said. "My son is going to be raised Jewish and I’m looking forward to being part of this community."

"Super Sunday has become not just a fundraising enterprise, it’s really the community reconnecting with itself in a fundamental way," said 3rd District County Supervisor Zev Yaroslavsky, who was doing double duty after opening the day at 6505 Wilshire. "This is the organized Jewish community reaching out and touching individual Jews and Jewish families in our community."

For Carole Koransky, this year marks her 20th Super Sunday and her first as the Valley Alliance’s new executive director, having started the position on Feb. 2.

"We finished a really great campaign in the Valley in 2003, and we’re just primed to jump even higher," she said. "We know how much is needed and how much we have to do, and we feel we are in really good shape to be doing it."

"Our general campaign last year was $7.2 million from the Valley Alliance," Valley Alliance President Ken Warner said. "We’re hoping to beat that, to get to an $8 million figure, which we’ll be thrilled with."

With the state facing a budget shortfall this year, Warner expects that the increase will likely go toward helping to make up for cuts in social service funding.

"We’re trying the best we can to pick up as much of that slack as possible," he said.

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L.A. Embarks on a Baltic Journey

There is a country whose Jewish community involves nearly all its young people, elects its leaders by democratic vote on the basis of character rather than wealth and is not driven by political and religious divisions.

The country is Lithuania, once a vibrant center for 250,000 Jews, where today some 6,000 Jews are rebuilding their institutions and community on the ashes of the Holocaust and Soviet rule.

The upbeat report comes from a small and youthful delegation of activists from Lithuania, Latvia and Estonia, who arrived in mid-February to celebrate the official inauguration of the Los Angeles-Baltics Partnership.

Not that the three Baltic nations are a Jewish utopia on Earth. The demographics are askew, with elderly retirees making up some 40 percent of the community, while many of those who would now be the middle-aged pillars of the community immigrated after the collapse of the Soviet Union in 1991 to Israel, Germany and the United States.

Economic conditions are hard, particularly for the elderly, whose meager pensions are being eroded by the rising cost of living.

Andreas Spokoiny, the American Jewish Joint Distribution Committee (JDC) director for the Baltic states, recalled that recently regular patrons at a Jewish senior citizens center stopped coming. When Spokoiny investigated, he found that the pensioners couldn’t afford the trolley fare to the center.

The most hopeful sign is that the young are taking over the responsibility for their community. When four of the five delegates were interviewed and asked their ages, two were 22, one was 25 and Spokoiny, the group leader, is 35.

One of the 22-year-olds was Inna Lapidus from Estonia, coordinator of the Jewish youth movement in the Baltics and a student at the Tallin Pedagogical University.

Her country’s pre-war community of 5,000 has recovered the most demographically with 4,000 current members, thanks to an influx of Jews from the former Soviet Union.

“It’s haimish in our community, you feel like part of a small family,” she said.

Latvia has a Jewish population of 15,000, compared to 90,000 before the Holocaust. Simon Gurevichius, also 22, who gave the upbeat picture of the Lithuanian community, said that Jewish life revolved mainly around community centers, rather than synagogues. He was optimistic about the community’s future, saying, “I hope to create a Jewish family in Vilnius [formerly Vilna].”

Asked what impressed the group most about their visit here, Spokoiny answered, “It was discovering the richness of options for Jewish living available here.”

The Los Angeles-Baltics Partnership had its beginning some two years ago when the World Jewish Communities Committee of The Jewish Federation of Greater Los Angeles, headed by Nathan Sandler, embarked on a fact-finding mission to the three countries.

Working in conjunction with the JDC, the local Federation now funnels about $200,000 a year to the Baltics, said project director Lesley Plachta of The Federation’s Valley Alliance.

Beneficiaries include a hospital, schools, summer and winter camps, sports programs, leadership training and a research center.

A highlight of the delegation’s five-day visit to Los Angeles was “An Evening of Inspiration and Celebration” at the Skirball Cultural Center.

Sandler told the 500 guests that the partnership “is changing lives and rebuilding the foundations for Jewish life. It is strengthening Jewish identity. It is strengthening the bonds of Jewish solidarity.”

A new Federation partnership mission to the Baltics is planned for June, aimed especially at families and children.

Shortly afterward, the second World Litvak Congress will be held in Vilnius, Aug. 23-30, “to remember the great men and women of the Land of Litvaks, who became the pride of the entire humanity,” according to the words of invitation by chief organizer Dr. Simon Alperovitch.

For details on the congress, e-mail Litvaks@Litjews.org or visit www.Litjews.org . For more information about the projects the partnership is funding, including information about the June 2004 family mission to the Baltics, contact (818) 464-3211.

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Jewish Candidates Vie for Court Posts

Jewish district attorneys and subordinate judicial officers are among the 36 candidates seeking to fill nine Los Angeles County Superior Court judge vacancies in Tuesday’s primary election.

One interesting Superior Court race is for Office 69, where the five candidates include two Jewish women: Los Angeles County Superior Court Commissioner Donna Groman, 48, and Deputy District Attorney Judith Levey Meyer, 37.

The election pits a Reform Jewish lesbian soccer mom, plugged into Westside gay-and-lesbian circles and the Democratic Party, against a Long Beach-based, ex-whitewater-river raft guide now prosecuting domestic violence and child abuse cases — whose father is remembered by Camp Hess Kramer alumni as the campfire-starting "Chief Texaco."

The Los Angeles Times endorsed Groman, while the small but well-read legal community newspaper, Metropolitan News-Enterprise, endorsed Levey Meyer.

The News-Enterprise reported that when Groman was a court commissioner at the Inglewood Courthouse, she was, "chased out of Inglewood by virtue of a blanket affidavit policy of the District Attorney’s Office."

A blanket affidavit — which is used sparingly — is when a judge or court commissioner is considered so difficult for deputy district attorneys or defense attorneys to appear before that cases going before that judge or commissioner receive blanket, automatic requests from the district attorney or defense council for transfer to another judge. Since that time, Groman has been at the Airport Courthouse near Los Angeles International Airport.

The New York-reared Groman, who is active with her life partner at Temple Beth Chayim Chadashim near the Fairfax district, said she wants to emphasize "a real need for diversity in the legal community." Groman said that unlike Levey Meyer, she has sat on a judge’s bench for seven years as a court commissioner.

"Why take the risk of putting somebody on the bench that [lacks such experience]?" Groman said.

Levey Meyer is blunt in her opinion of Groman. "My opponent has been criticized for lacking on some temperament skills, as when the entire District Attorney’s Office would not let her hear their cases in the Inglewood Courthouse," said Levey Meyer, who grew up attending Wilshire Boulevard Temple.

Groman said the district attorney’s affidavit action in 2002 was sour grapes by district attorneys displeased with her denial of at least two prosecutors’ request for more time through a trial continuance.

"I denied them continuances on trials they were not ready on, so they started affidavting me," Groman said. "It was a disagreement over judicial rulings I made."

Groman’s supporters include unions, gay activists and familiar Democratic/gay political names such as state Sen. Sheila Kuehl (D-Los Angeles) and Assemblyman Paul Koretz (D-West Hollywood) but no law enforcement endorsements.

Levey Meyer’s supporters include District Attorney Steve Cooley, three Los Angeles City Councilmembers and three county supervisors, victims advocates and 11 police unions, including the LAPD’s Police Protective League.

In other Los Angeles Superior Court races, candidates include Deputy District Attorneys Daniel Feldstern, Jeffrey Gootman and Laura Priver. They are running for separate posts in Departments 18, 29, and 52, respectively. Superior Court Referee Daniel Zeke Zeidler is running for Office 53.

Raised in the Conservative Mogen David synagogue on Pico Boulevard, Gootman, 49, prosecutes major crimes in the Antelope Valley’s Lancaster Courthouse.

"I think my first formal priority [as a judge] has got to be violent, predatory street crime," said Gootman, a married father of two who attends Congregation Beth Shalom in Santa Clarita.

Feldstern, 49, has been a criminal prosecutor for 18 years and lives in Calabasas with his 9-year-old son and his wife, Deputy District Attorney Lisa Kahn, head of the office’s forensic science section. Based at the Glendale Courthouse, he works in the hardcore gang division and also has worked in the major narcotics and special investigation units. If elected, Feldstern said he would, "pay attention to victims’ rights, tough and fair sentencing and efficient administration."

Priver, 45, was raised Presbyterian, but she and her Jewish husband, an attorney in private practice, have raised their two sons Jewish.

During Priver’s 20-year career as a prosecutor, she has successfully handled 80 trials, including those for sex crimes, murder and child abuse. She also has worked as a trial deputy and administrator, which she said has taught her the importance of "appropriate judicial temperament."

"I would like the public to understand and know that overall, the system does a good job," she said. "And I think one way to show that is to be a good judge."

Before Zeidler was named a dependency referee at Edelman Children’s Court in 1998, he was an attorney in private practice, representing abused children. Growing up, he was as an active United Synagogue Youth teenager in Ventura County.

His mother is Jewish cookbook author and Journal contributing writer Judy Zeidler, whose namesake, Zeidler’s Café ,is at the Skirball Cultural Center .

Zeidler, 40, lives in Larchmont Village with his partner of the past 13 years. Before moving there, Zeidler was elected twice to the Redondo Beach School Board.

Zeidler wants to be a judge partly to expand his role in reforming court administration.

"As a referee, I’m limited in the involvement I can have in court administration," he said.

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