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Mark Schiff

Mark Schiff is a comedian, actor and writer, and host of the 'You Don't Know Schiff' podcast.

The Punchless Punchline

I am a stand-up comedian. I deliver punchlines. They call them punchlines because they are supposed to pack a punch. As you know, a punch can hurt. But today, that is no longer acceptable to many people, mostly the young and well-educated.

Brother From Another Mother

David was that type of friend that if I did not see him for 15 years, when we did meet, we just picked up exactly where we left off.

A Great Phone Call

Thank you, David for the call, and thank you God for giving us the power of Teshuva (repentance) and the ability for us to accept a heartfelt “I’m sorry” when it’s handed to us. 

You’re Too Thin

In the beginning of your weight loss journey, you’re fragile. You need to stay strong, and most of all, you need encouragement. Don’t, and I repeat, don’t let these people drive you bonkers.

A Valued Customer

Recently my internet went down so I called AT&T. A recording told me that there were no outages in my area, and I should go to the internet for more information. But I didn’t have internet to go to.

From Caesars to Cedars

In my mind, from beginning until the end, this was a constant series of miracles. If not, then I was just lucky. And just luck is something I can’t accept. 

Finding Glimmers of Light

 “It is not your duty to finish the work, but neither are you at liberty to neglect it.”

— Rabbi Tarfon

As the World Turns

As the world turns dark, my job is to shine a light as best as I can, and to try, if only a little, to brighten this ailing world back up.

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