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August 1, 2008

The making of Heeb’s Jewish swimsuit issue

Since the latest issue of Heeb came out this month, a popular story in the Jewish blogosphere— yes, we control even the free media—has been the first ever Jewish swimsuit issue.

Why Zionism has succeeded,” Jeffrey Goldberg quipped.

Remarkable for its humor—Donna Feldman reading “Portnoy’s Complaint,” Esti Ginsburg holding a fishing rod with lox on the end—the quality of the photos and the caliber of the models, Heeb’s swimsuit issue was much better than Sports Illustrated’s shtetl edition.

I tried to remain above the fray and had avoided blogging about the buxom ‘Brews. But that was before publisher Joshua Neuman recounted how he and guest editor Brett Ratner conceived of and completed the swimsuit issue. His recollection, and Feldman, are after the jump:

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NASA confirms water on Mars

NASA scientists reported Thursday that they have found evidence of water on Mars.

Tests aboard the Phoenix Mars Lander identified water in a soil sample, which had been delivered via the lander’s robotic arm on Wednesday to an instrument that identifies vapors produced by the heating of samples.

“We have water,” said William Boynton of the University of Arizona, lead scientist for the Thermal and Evolved-Gas Analyzer. “We’ve seen evidence for this water ice before in observations by the Mars Odyssey orbiter and in disappearing chunks observed by Phoenix last month, but this is the first time Martian water has been touched and tasted.”

NASA also announced operational funding for the mission will extend through Sept. 30. The original prime mission of three months ends in late August. The mission extension adds five weeks to the 90 days of the prime mission.

“Phoenix is healthy and the projections for solar power look good, so we want to take full advantage of having this resource in one of the most interesting locations on Mars,” said Michael Meyer, chief scientist for the Mars Exploration Program at NASA Headquarters in Washington.

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Atheist ‘coming out party’

For years now, atheists have been building up their lobbying and PR efforts and talking about getting other non-believers to “come out of the closet.” With the popularity of The New Atheists—forget New York Times bestsellers, they’ve been featured on the cover of Wired—there clearly is a coalescing force making it socially easier to be an atheist. Tomorrow, FaithWorld reports, American Atheists will hold a “coming out party” in Westerville, Ohio. (Coincidentially, is home to the Religion Newswriters Association.) The event will include a de-baptism ceremony.

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Prayer warriors keep doing the oil dance

I continue to feel further and further ahead of the curve as the praying-for-lower-gas-prices movement motors on. The Associated Press reported this week that:

Two prayer services will be held at St. Louis gas stations to thank God for lower fuel prices and to ask that they continue to drop. Darrell Alexander, Midwest co-chair of the Pray at the Pump movement, says prayer gatherings will be held Monday afternoon and evening at a Mobil station west of downtown St. Louis.

Participants say they plan to buy gas, pray and then sing “We Shall Overcome” with a new verse, “We’ll have lower gas prices.”

“I’m going to have to ask these people to please stop or else risk divine wrath,” CK writes at Jewlicious.

I wouldn’t go that far, but I agree that God probably finds such petitioning annoying and shortsighted. Yes, he’s omnipotent and omniscient and omnipresent and omni-everything; there is no limit to the pleas he can hear and the problems he can fix. But is this really what he wants us spending our time praying about, a few pennies at the pump? Aren’t higher gas prices caused by our own behavior, and don’t we carry the seeds of the solution?

“People seek—what is the word I’m looking for?—relief in many ways,” Jeff Spring, a spokesman for the Automobile Club of Southern California, told me two years ago when I wrote about a group that had traveled from Washington, D.C., to Los Angeles to pray for lower prices. “We would recommend they continue to try to cut their use of gas to try to lower the prices. Reduced demand will lower their prices.”

“What about asking for help from above?” I asked.

Spring demurred.

“I’ll leave that question up to the theologians.”

Believe it or not, this is not a dense field of theological research.

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Satire Obama can believe in

We know that Barack Obama is a bit touchy about jokes aimed his way, even when the jokes aren’t about him but American flaws. Well, here is some satire he can believe in: A new ad from Republican opponent John McCain, seen above, jabs at the messianic nature of Obamamania, but instead of attacking Obama gives viewers the perception that Obama really might be our savior—unless you watch the last four seconds, and I know everyone tunes in closely for a commercial’s punchline.

Don’t get me wrong: The ad is quite funny, especially when Charleton Heston, I mean Moses, makes a cameo and parts the Red Sea. I just don’t think it’s subtle humor is effective.

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Calendar Girls Picks and Clicks for August 1-7, 2008: Dance, comedy, sports, theater, politics

SAT | AUGUST 2

(DANCE)

“Gamzu l’tovah.” This saying, attributed to a talmudic scholar renowned for his unwavering belief that everything that happens is God’s will, means “This, too, is for the good.” It is the inspiration for the title of choreographer Rosanna ” target=”_blank”>http://www.redcat.org.

(COMEDY)

Quite often, comedians will draw upon personal experiences to color their performances, but what about comedy for the more intellectually inclined? Enter Emily Levine, a Harvard alumna whose sense of humor is anything but straight-laced. “I take abstract concepts and show how they impact our everyday lives. I make connections, like Newton’s ‘Principia’ and The National Enquirer. I connect the high and the low and the sublime and the ridiculous, in ways that are obviously funny and I hope have an emotional impact on people.” Be prepared as this Angeleno “comedian-philosopher” makes you laugh as well as think in “Five Easy Steps to Metaphysical Fitness: They Actually Work!” Sat. 8 p.m. Also, Aug. 3 and 5. $20-$25. Steinway Hall at Fields Pianos, 12121 W. Pico Blvd., Los Angeles. (310) 471-3979. Jeannine@FrankEntertainment.com.

(THEATER)

Eliza Jane Schneider, the star of her own award-winning one-woman show “Freedom of Speech,” puts overachievers to shame. Her accomplishments include doing the voice of almost all the characters on “South Park,” playing 11 instruments and writing several plays. The show’s concept was born out of Schneider’s senior thesis, which led her to remote corners of the United States to explore regional dialects. Schneider’s excursions, which involved more than 300,000 miles and a second-hand ambulance, resulted in an overabundance of interviews, a great thesis and a play. In “Freedom of Speech,” she portrays more than 30 of the individuals she encountered on her odyssey and turns the spotlight on real, raw American life. Sat. 8 p.m. Through Sept. 7. $7.50 (Aug. 2 and 3), $15 (regular). Sidewalk Studio Theatre, 4150 Riverside Drive, Burbank. (818) 754-4264. ” border = 0 vspace = ‘8’ hspace = ‘8’ align = ‘left’>and the Irvine Multicultural Association is throwing them one huge birthday bash with entertainment, presentations, exhibits, a kids play area, food and information booths. StandWithUs is the major sponsor and their international director, Roz Rothstein, will speak, along with other notables. You may have been to several events marking Israel’s 60th, but we bet none of them have featured doughy naan bread and coconut chutney or K-pop — Korean popular music. Sun. 11 a.m.-4 p.m. Free. Irvine City Hall, 1 Civic Center Plaza, Irvine. irvinemulticultural@hotmail.com.

(ART EXHIBIT)

Marla Fields and Yoella Razili are two artists not jaded by 21st-century attitudes toward the ordinary tools they find inspirational. On display at the L.A. Artcore Union Center for the Arts, Fields uses the method of hollowing out layers of paper to discover the hidden textures and beauties underneath, while Razili uses everyday materials from aluminum to wood to wax to reveal the “relationship between the matters.” The combination of these two women’s work opens your eyes to the beauty of the seemingly mundane. Sun. 3-5 p.m. (artists’ reception). Through Aug. 30. Free. L.A. Artcore Union Center for the Arts, 120 Judge John Aiso St., Los Angeles. (213) 617-3274. ” target=”_blank”>http://www.booksoup.com.

(EDUCATION)

Adat Chaverim is the only Humanistic Jewish congregation in Los Angeles, and it caters to perhaps the most populous sect of them all: “cultural Jews” — Jews who love the traditions of Judaism but feel that we, not God, determine the course of our lives. If you’re interested in learning more, drop by one of the cultral school’s Open Houses, marking their move to a new location, at the American Jewish University. The move to the big hill separating valley and city dwellers may be just the incentive you need to join Congregation Adat Chaverim and take advantage of the classes they offer for secular Jews of all ages. Sun. 2 p.m. Also, Sep. 7. Free. The American Jewish University. 15600 Mulholland Drive, Bel Air. R.S.V.P. to (310) 839-9793. Ksilbiger@juno.com.

(ISRAEL)

Super Sal Market, Aroma Bakery and Café and Sababa parties not enough Israel for you? Well, the Fullerton/North Orange County Chapter of ORT America is hosting two Israeli teenagers who will be bringing “A Taste of Israel” to our city. Sixteen-year-old high school students Dafna Heiman and David Yagazo, guest speakers for the event, are staying in Orange County for the summer, a visit sponsored by the Jewish Federation of Orange County, during which they are set to meet with various local organizations. Back home, the young ambassadors are gifted students, athletes and community-service volunteers. The teens will field questions as refreshments are served after their presentation. Sun. 3-5 p.m. Free. Temple Beth Tikvah, 1600 N. Avacia, Fullerton. (714) 738-1987. For more information, call (714) 871-6326. ” target=”_blank”>http://www.thehayworth.com.

MON | AUGUST 4

(THEATER + ART)

During “Pageant of the Masters: All the World’s a Stage,” art comes to life —literally. Dressed in costumes that evoke certain periods, moods or styles, actors recreate classic and contemporary masterworks in painting and sculpture before a live audience. This field trip begins by bus at American Jewish University (AJU) and travels all the way to pretty Laguna Beach where the scenery is as artful as the scene. Mon. 2 p.m. $85. Bus departs for Laguna Beach from AJU Familian Campus, 15600 Mulholland Drive, Bel Air. (310) 440-1246. ” border = 0 vspace = ‘8’ hspace = ‘8’ align = ‘left’>some rockin’ Jewish talent in music and dance (plus a rabbi for spiritual insights) to stage a Chanukah spectacular titled “Lights: A Live Concert Event.” Taubman joins rocker Josh Nelson, Jewish gospel singer Joshua Nelson (yes, these are two different people), Mare Winningham, Dave Koz, Alberto Mizrahi, Keshet Chaim Dance Ensemble, The Klezmatics and Sinai Temple’s Rabbi David Wolpe for the brightest Hanukkah you ever did see. Tue. 7:30 p.m. $36. The Aratani Japan America Theatre, 244 S. San Pedro St., Los Angeles. (818) 986-7332. ” target=”_blank”>http://www.doublepump.com.

(POLITICS)

In a shifting political climate, one thing remains constant: Israel needs American Jewish support in order to survive. AIPAC’s new leadership division in Los Angeles, the Ambassador Club, aims to equip the next generation with the knowledge and skills needed to become effective pro-Israel advocates. Think you fit the bill? This AIPAC Young Leadership Event is your starting point. Thu. 7-9:30 p.m. $20. Call for location. (323) 937-1184.La-office@aipac.org.


— Jina Davidovich contributed to this article.

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How will Israel’s changes affect U.S. interests?

WASHINGTON (JTA)—When Ehud Olmert announced this week he was quitting, three of the four people likeliest to succeed him already were auditioning for two of the job’s toughest constituencies: the U.S. government and American Jewry.

Whether intentional or not, Olmert’s timing was notable: Foreign Minister Tzipi Livni and Transportation Minister Shaul Mofaz—both Kadima candidates—and Ehud Barak, the defense minister and leader of the Labor Party, all were in Washington this week.

They, along with Likud Party leader Benjamin Netanyahu, are vying to succeed Olmert, who is quitting under a cloud of multiple police investigations into allegations of corruption.

In Washington, the question of who would succeed Olmert provoked uncertainty about the future of the signature issues of the U.S.-Israel partnership: U.S.-sponsored peace talks between Israel and the Palestinians, re-launched last year at Annapolis, Md., and isolating Iran until it ends its suspected nuclear weapons program.

Livni was quick to offer assurances that though Israel’s leader is changing, its priorities are not.

“The fact that there are internal changes does not change the fact that a threat exists,” Livni said of Iran after meeting with U.N. Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon in New York. “It doesn’t change the interests of Israel that we are obligated to represent.”

Jewish leaders in the United States publicly expressed confidence that the U.S.-Israel relationship was strong enough to weather the crisis, but privately many wondered whether any of Olmert’s likely successors could match his warm ties both with U.S. Jews and the White House.

Of Israel’s four main contenders, only Livni and Mofaz can run in the Kadima primaries in September to succeed Olmert. But Israel could see new general elections in early 2009 if the winner of Kadima’s primary is unable to assemble a coalition government. In that case, Netanyahu, Barak and others could compete, and Olmert would remain caretaker prime minister into next year, beyond the tenure of the Bush administration.

New polls taken in Israel on Thursday cast Livni as the front-runner. As Israel’s lead negotiator with the Palestinians, Livni is an enthusiastic proponent of Israeli-Palestinian talks and already has pledged to do her best to close a deal before President Bush leaves office.

She is well-liked among American Jews, in part for her articulate English skills and because she represents a successful woman politician. She is also close with U.S. Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice, with whom she met this week in Washington.

Barak, too, spent time with Rice this week. He was invited to her home for dinner Tuesday evening, the day before Olmert’s announcement, after spending a day in talks with his U.S. counterpart, Defense Secretary Robert Gates. Rice and Barak are both accomplished pianists, and that was to have been a component of the evening’s entertainment.

In their daytime meeting, however, Rice was all business, extracting a pledge from Barak to do more to facilitate freedom of movement for Palestinians in the West Bank and to cooperate with Gen. James Jones, the U.S. envoy assigned the task of nurturing the Palestinian security force to maturity.

In his meeting with Gates, Barak said that when it comes to threatening the possibility of military action should sanctions fail to cow Iran, “We should mean it when we say it.”

That imperious tone did little to endear Barak to the Clinton administration during his own stint as prime minister, from 1999 to 2001, although President Clinton did defer to the Israeli leader in the 2000 talks with the Palestinians at Camp David.

This week, Barak told Israeli reporters he missed those days when Israel and the United States tacitly agreed on “contours” before launching peace talks.

It’s not clear a Barak premiership would enjoy the same collaborative relationship with a President Barack Obama or a President John McCain. Both U.S. candidates have suggested they’re likelier to lead than to follow when it comes to Middle East peacemaking.

Mofaz is well liked by the Bush administration for deferring to its preferences, particularly on Iran, and might be seen as a better alternative than Barak.

In Washington this week, in his capacity as the chief Israeli negotiator in the U.S.-Israel strategic dialogue, Mofaz and his U.S. counterparts released a joint statement Thursday after their meeting: “The United States and Israel share deep concern about Iran’s nuclear program, and the two delegations discussed steps to strengthen diplomatic efforts and financial measures to prevent Iran from developing a nuclear weapons capability.”

If there’s a concern about Mofaz, it’s his halting English, a deficit that could also hinder his relationship with U.S. Jews.

Seymour Reich, president of the Israeli Policy Forum and a former chairman of the Conference of Presidents of Major American Jewish Organizations, recalled the difficulties posed by Amir Peretz, Barak’s predecessor as defense minister, whose English was also poor.

“He had difficulty in articulating his concepts ands thoughts to our community. He never overcame that, although he did try hard,” Reich said. “Hopefully, any successor will be fluent in English and, more importantly, in the idioms and the nuances.”

That has never been a problem for Netanyahu, who was raised in the United States. However, foreign policy officials and Jewish community leaders have mixed feelings about his record when he was prime minister, from 1996 to 1999.

Netanyahu was a tough advocate for Israel, but he angered some U.S. Jews when he courted Republicans and evangelical Christians to press Clinton to abandon some of the precepts of the Oslo process. Netanyahu was also responsible for the sole episode when Israel, rather than the Palestinians, was widely perceived in the United States as reneging on a deal—when he failed to withdraw Israeli forces from Palestinian areas after the Wye River agreement in 1998.

This week, some hawkish Jewish groups already were seizing on the prospect of a change in Israel’s leadership as a hopeful sign that peace deals they see as too concessionary will be scuttled.

Morton Klein, president of the Zionist Organization of America, said Olmert’s closeness to Bush was more of a danger than a salve.

“Under the circumstances of a concessionary government like Olmert’s, a good relationship with Bush—I don’t think was a great benefit right now,” Klein said. However, Klein credited Olmert with having a sensitive understanding of the Diaspora’s relationship to Israel.

Freezing peace talks now would send the wrong message, Americans for Peace Now warned.

“Israel is engaging on both of these tracks because it is in Israel’s vital interests to do so,” Americans for Peace Now said in an analysis, referring to Israel’s peace talks with the Palestinians and with Syria. “Abandoning these efforts during this transition would be a major, and unnecessary, setback.”

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