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‘Tis the season to be sorry

It\’s the season to be sorry. It\’s that time of year when we go over all of our deeds, things we have done to others, to God, to ourselves and ask for forgiveness — and grant it to those who need it from us.

Ghanaian Kicks It Up for Israel Fans

World Cup viewers were confronted with more than one big surprise on Saturday when Ghana defeated the Czech Republic 2-0 in what was perhaps the greatest upset of the tournament so far. The second shocker came when Ghanaian defender John Pantsil pulled an Israeli flag out of his sock during Ghana\’s celebrations of its two goals.

Sorry for the Sin

Yom Kippur\’s on deck, boys — so you better bust out your little black book. No, not the machzor. Your other little black book — the one where you keep all your digits.

Pull out your PalmPilot, run through your phone sheet, sift through the scribbled notes on the back of crumpled coasters. It\’s time to scrounge up all your numbers and call all your babes.

Yom Kippur is a booty-free zone, so you\’re not calling to schedule a mid-Mincha make-out session. You\’re calling to apologize.

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