September 18, 2019

How Not to Travel with Your Family

“An English family decided to unwind by doing a lot of bad deeds, committing petty crime, and attracting the attention of an entire country over their holidays. While on vacation in New Zealand, a family with “approximately 12” but maybe as many as 15 members spent nearly a month terrorizing the nation before the government gave them an official deportation notice.

Before the notorious, large family was forced to leave, the entire country became a bit obsessed with them. Many assumed they were Irish; however, upon the arrest of one family member, it was determined that they were British. Other than that, very little else is known about the rowdy tourists, who shielded their faces from cameras and told the press few details about themselves.

But while we don’t know their names, we do know the crimes they are accused of, which are extensive and incredible — the New Zealand Herald even made a map of where the “unwelcome guests” misbehaved. Here’s a rundown of all the destruction they (allegedly) wrought.”

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