November 21, 2018

Real Housewives of Orange County Week 6 Recap

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  • This show is garbage
  • Not really
  • These women are garbage
  • That’s better
  • I’m in London
  • Drinking vodka and watching garbage
  • Life is good
  • Vicki has a boyfriend
  • She really wants us to know that
  • He is great
  • She REALLY wants us to know that
  • Vicki is special
  • By special of course I mean fire her
  • She is a twat and completely unlikeable.
  • Meghan is having a baby thing
  • She is not Southern
  • Peggy is strange
  • Her husband is weird
  • Maybe they’ll grow on me
  • Maybe not
  • Peggy wants us to think she doesn’t speak English
  • Whatever
  • Blah, blah, blah
  • She is faking it
  • She is stupid to pretend to be stupid
  • That phone did not fall from the vibration
  • Dear Lord
  • Meghan is calling everyone
  • I’m bored
  • I’m having a drink
  • I’m also having a shot
  • A shot and a drink is how this show makes me roll
  • Lydia is planning a party
  • I can’t
  • Everyone is shopping for Meghan’s baby
  • I want to impale myself
  • I can’t do this whole season
  • Mu liver won’t make it
  • Kelly and Vicki are shopping
  • The store smells shitty
  • Probably because they are shitty
  • Vicki needs to brush the back of her hair
  • Tamra and Shannon shopping is stupid
  • Seriously
  • This is just plain stupid
  • Hello
  • Hello
  • Hello
  • Hello
  • Hello
  • Hello
  • Shut the fuck up
  • Kelly vag is apparently crusty
  • We probably all knew that already
  • Tamra, Shannon and Kelly meet
  • I could gauge my own eyes out
  • I miss Jose
  • He didn’t; come with me to London
  • We’ll make out when I get home
  • It is going to happen people
  • I love you Jose!
  • Shannon and Tamra are not funny
  • Separately or together
  • Kelly is a drunk
  • Vicki is annoyed by Millenniums
  • Bless her
  • What?
  • What?
  • What?
  • What?
  • What?
  • What?
  • Shut the fuck up
  • Time for the baby thing
  • Everyone arrives
  • Peggy didn’t bother to do her hair
  • Aspen the baby is beautiful
  • Tamra and Shannon ignore Vicki
  • Tamra is getting drink
  • Shannon is pretending to not drink
  • Shannon is hungry
  • Vicki is making Shannon hungry
  • Vicki is blowing smoke up Peggy’s ass
  • They are opening presents
  • Dear Lord
  • Who does this?
  • It is not a baby shower
  • Dumbasses
  • Don’t make me watch this
  • Demand that I don’t blog it
  • I am begging you
  • Jose is begging you
  • We are begging you as a couple
  • This show is garbage
  • I’m addicted
  • Damn it
  • Lydia invites everyone to her party
  • Tells them to be nice
  • Never going to happen
  • Tamra talks shit about Vicki
  • Shannon finally drinks
  • On camera
  • You know she drank off camera earlier
  • Shannon says Vicki is delusional
  • Shannon is painfully delusional
  • Vicki says Shannon is fat
  • Ugh
  • I need another drink
  • I need to stop blogging this show
  • I’ll see you here next week
  • I’ll be drunk
  • I’ll also be keeping it real