November 20, 2018

Real Housewives of Atlanta Reunion Part 3 Recap

Typos are lovingly provided by Captain Morgan

We are back in what they have promised will be explosive. We’ll see, but it looks like we are finally going to get some good stuff. Important to note that I think it is idiotic that Bob is being given a platform. I also think it is ridiculous that Peter is here. Ugh. I’ve had a cocktail, with another one on the way, so here we go.

  • Bob is gross to me
  • Peter is gross to me
  • Todd is invisible
  • Bob says an apology is not enough
  • He can’t believe what he said
  • Say you’re sorry asshole
  • He still does not say sorry
  • Sheree is forgiving of him
  • I can’t
  • Bob hasn’t told his kids about hitting their mom?
  • Bob is mentally deficient
  • Football brain damage perhaps
  • Peter would hit Bob, but they’re friends
  • Really?
  • Hit him anyway
  • Lots of excuses going on here
  • Ugh
  • Sheree says she wants a friendship with Bob
  • Because HE is not where she needs him to be
  • That is sad and pathetic and heartbreaking
  • Peter says Hawaii was weird
  • Peter is clearly angry
  • This is awkward
  • Cynthia says they broke up for a lot of reasons
  • She was resentful of Peter
  • She was mad all the time
  • She does not handle stress well
  • Peter denies sleeping around
  • Cynthia went on a date
  • Peter is banging lots of people
  • He likes someone a whole lot
  • Peter will always love Cynthia
  • This is creepy to watch
  • Over to Riley, she is spending time with her dad
  • Brutal storyline
  • I wouldn’t have allowed that for one second
  • Porsha’s “boyfriend” Todd is not there
  • He’s also not her boyfriend
  • Come on now Sweetie
  • Not buying it
  • Cocktail #2 is done
  • Amen
  • Make me another!
  • Peter is talking under his breath
  • He has a hard on for Porsha
  • He also has a hard on for Phaedra
  • Peter is ready to blow up
  • So exciting
  • I’m suddenly glad Peter is there
  • Porsha’s Todd is a fame whore
  • He was never that into her
  • Peter leaves the set
  • Damn it!
  • Come back Peter!!!
  • Peter says Phaedra and Porsha are full of shit
  • Peter says he wishes Cynthia was stronger
  • Peter is bitter
  • Oy vey
  • Peter is a loser
  • I lost sight of it for a second
  • Bye
  • Sheree is the bone carrier
  • Shamea joins the ladies on the couch
  • Pretty girl
  • Porsha is no longer talking to Shamea
  • Porsha says she never slept with Riley’s dad
  • Porsha wants us to know she is not a whore
  • Blah, blah, blah
  • Porsha feels no loyalty to Shamea
  • Blind support of Phaedra though
  • She is as dumb as she is pretty
  • Porsha is yelling at Kenya to shut up
  • Andy is loving it
  • So am I
  • Kenya calls Porsha Elvis
  • I love this show
  • Finally
  • Porsha wants Kenya to be done
  • Kenya needs to be quiet
  • Porsha apologizes to Shamea
  • They declare love for each other
  • Kandi is not having it
  • Kandi wants to talk about the Shamea bi rumors
  • Kandi says then Porsha is bi too
  • Hilarious
  • Andy changes the subject real quick
  • Time for the Frick and Frack review
  • Yawn
  • Shamea warns Porsha against Phaedra
  • Porsha is too dumb to get it
  • Bless her
  • Phaedra says she never thought Porsha was dumb
  • Really
  • Phaedra uses Porsha
  • Know it
  • Phaedra says peeps are jealous of her and Porsha
  • Nobody thinks their friendship is genuine
  • Shamea tells Porsha to hide her credit cards
  • BOOM!
  • Phaedra tells Shamea to stop lying
  • I BELIEVE
  • No way Phaedra didn’t know what Apollo was doing
  • Not a shot in hell
  • Porsha says Phaedra said Kandi was banging Shamea
  • Phaedra pretends to be shocked
  • It is about to go down
  • Shamea shuts up Phaedra
  • Phaedra calls Shamea a hooker
  • Phaedra and Shamea are yelling over each other
  • I’m losing interest
  • Get control Andy!
  • Phaedra is using plastic surgery groupons
  • Porsha is crying
  • Shamea calls Phaedra a fraud
  • Phaedra calls Shamea a whore
  • Phaedra has manipulated Porsha
  • I feel sad for her
  • She is too weak and too dumb to stand strong
  • Time to talk about all the lesbians in Atlanta
  • Todd is back
  • Kandi admits to hooking up with a few women
  • Andy is loving it again
  • Porsha is on the defense
  • Kandi is not sure why she won’t fell us
  • Phaedra denies any part of the rumor mill
  • Phaedra’s desire for revenge will be clear in three, two, one
  • Word on the street!
  • Blah, blah, blah
  • Todd throws out that the Feds are still watching
  • That’s a wrap!
  • Bravo Todd
  • They are watching and they will catch another thief
  • Know it
  • Andy wants to know if they’re homophobic
  • Porsha insists she is not homophobic
  • Todd confirms Porsha made a proposition
  • Porsha denies
  • Kandi clarifies it again
  • Kandi is holding her own
  • Porsha is faltering
  • Porsha is also a journalist
  • Hang on… choking on my cocktail… laughing too hard
  • Porsha says Phaedra told her Kandi wanted to drug her
  • There you have it folks
  • It was Phaedra all along
  • Phaedra thought Kandi called the Feds, so she made shit up
  • Phaedra should be fired
  • She should also be banned from practicing law
  • Next week will be interesting
  • I’ll be here, with Jose, keeping it real