November 20, 2018

Real Housewives of Atlanta Reunion Part Two Recap

Typos are lovingly provided by Jose Cuervo.

  • Oh. My. God.
  • Make it stop
  • We did not need 4 parts
  • They are stretching
  • I need a drink
  • A shot and a drink
  • Porsha is mentally deficient
  • Kandi is scary when she goes off
  • Phaedra’s injections are distracting
  • My 21 year old son just walked in
  • He says this is the best looking cast
  • He’s admiring while I take a shot
  • They are beautiful women to be sure
  • Time to trash Matt
  • Again
  • I feel bad for Matt
  • Kenya too, but Matt is being damaged
  • Not cool
  • Matt and Kenya were dysfunctional
  • Run, don’t walk
  • I’m done with Matt bashing
  • I’m bored
  • By bored of course I mean drinking
  • Blah, blah, blah
  • We need to wrap this up
  • 4 parts is suddenly sounding painful
  • I want to be friends with Kenya
  • I want to punch Porsha
  • I want to push Phaedra
  • I want to look like Cynthia
  • I want to avoid Kandi
  • I want to hang out with Sheree
  • Phaedra paid Apollo 100K
  • Cheap considering she was in on his scam
  • Phaedra is not dating
  • Whatever
  • Mana Joyce is a fool
  • Kandi and Phaedra are ready for blows
  • Hurry up and swing ladies
  • Girl!
  • Girrrrrrl!
  • Gurl!
  • Ugh
  • Talking about the kids
  • Yawn
  • Sheree used Bob for a storyline
  • Sheree buried Bob under her storyline
  • Bob is a pig
  • Bob is coming on the reunion?
  • Bob is also an idiot
  • I’m skipping over the Bob thing
  • I’ll catch it all when he’s on
  • This is sad
  • Part two is done
  • Could’ve skipped this one
  • I’ll be back next Sunday
  • With Jose
  • Keeping it real