November 19, 2018

Real Housewives of Atlanta Reunion Part One Recap

Typos are lovingly provided by Absolut.

We have been waiting for this reunion for a very long time. One can only hope it will deliver in the way it has been set up to.  You never know, but a girl can dream. I’m sitting at Heathrow airport, having a cocktail, and will bullet point so I can get this done before my flight leaves. It’s going to be fast and booze driven, so here we go!

  • Cynthia looks beyond amazing
  • Porsha should always where short hair
  • Phaedra has had way too much filler
  • Andy says the season was controversial
  • How?
  • I clearly missed something
  • I prefer boobs to titties
  • 10 min in and all we’ve gotten is boobs and vaginas
  • Hell to the no, to the no, no, no
  • Enough with the houses already
  • Who cares?
  • Phaedra is being called out on her fakeness
  • Phaedra is painfully full of shit
  • Kenya went to a hotel
  • Come on
  • Phaedra has got to go
  • She brings nothing to this show
  • Apollo was just not that into her
  • Move on Phaedra
  • Andy seems amused by these women
  • Amused and a little frightened
  • I’m bored
  • There is nothing happening here
  • Four parts seems painful at this point
  • Maybe next week will be juicier
  • Anger management time
  • Blah, blah, blah
  • Kandi calls out Porsha on crap
  • Kandi is doing good
  • Nobody thinks Porsha is going to anger management
  • Unless the camera is on of course
  • Porsha is a twat
  • Kandi is getting fired up
  • Next week will be better
  • Ugh
  • I’m getting on my flight
  • Hopefully next week they’ll keep it real