November 20, 2018

Real Housewives of Atlanta Week 19 Recap

Typos are generously sponsored by Jose Cuervo.

I have lost interest in these women and unless Nene comes back next season, I will no longer blog it. I will watch of course, just not bother with the recaps. It is one thing to watch for fun, have a cocktail, and blog with a smile on my face. It is a completely different thing to watch without any investment, while pummeling my liver in an attempt to make it end faster. It’s been fun Atlanta, but without Nene I’m going to pass. I’m also going to bullet point while sipping Jose.

  • Kandi’s restaurant is almost done
  • Who cares?
  • Anyone?
  • Hello?
  • Ace is divine
  • Todd and Kandi are boring
  • Blah, blah, blah
  • Sheree is finishing her house
  • What season is this?
  • Same thing over and over again
  • I simply do not care
  • Sheree is done with Bob
  • Kenya is done with Kenya
  • Matt wasn’t Kenya’s best sex
  • Yet she banged him in his truck
  • That’s a lot of effort for mediocre
  • I call bullshit
  • Peter is hanging with Todd
  • Dear Lord
  • Apollo calls from prison
  • Apollo is a liar
  • Phaedra is a bigger liar
  • Their kids are perfection
  • Poor kids
  • Phaedra says she is divorced
  • Apollo confirms she isn’t
  • Shady
  • Cynthia is STILL talking about her divorce
  • I can’t
  • They are filming Peter alone?
  • I can’t
  • Back to OLG
  • I can’t
  • Sheree is moving
  • Allegedly
  • She’s been moving for years
  • Porsha and Phaedra
  • No
  • It’s Phaedra’s birthday
  • No party because nobody would go
  • OLG commercial time
  • Porsha is mentally deficient
  • Phaedra is sociopathic
  • Frick & Frack = Dumb & Dumber
  • Kandi is a great singer
  • Apollo’s girlfriend comes to OLG
  • She looks like a Cheetah Girl
  • She was with Apollo when he was with Phaedra
  • Phaedra is full of shit
  • Kandi isn’t into the prison skank
  • I don’t get all the support of Apollo
  • Apollo outs Phaedra’s divorce lies
  • One week left
  • Plus a 4 part epic reunion
  • Ugh
  • I need it to be over
  • Nobody in the ATL is keeping it real