November 18, 2018

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Week 16 Recap

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Oh. My. God. This show is brilliant. Thank God Beverly Hills has gotten it together and is once again giving us good TV. If they would just fire Rinna, this show would be perfect. I watched this episode last night but it was so good I caught up in it and didn’t blog as I was too distracted. A fascinating turn of events since I’m often bored. I am going to bullet point this week as there is a lot to cover. I’m still in London and had two cocktails at lunch, so this should be fun!

  • Rinna is a twat
  • They are still in Hong Kong
  • Erika has a hard on for Dorit
  • Erika has displaced anger
  • Dorit holds her own
  • I actually like Dorit
  • Erika is losing her sparkle
  • Rinna is drooling
  • Probably form Xanax and big lips
  • Erika thinks Dorit is desperate to be her friend
  • Um, no
  • Dorit tells Erika she is mean and cold
  • Erika is calm, yet unravelling
  • Erika is still mad about the underwear
  • Oy Vey
  • Really?
  • Are we still talking about this?
  • Erika said she was over it
  • Clearly not so much
  • Erika is unraveling
  • Problems at home?
  • “Allegedly”
  • LVP is a rock star
  • I love her
  • Kyle is also a rock star
  • I love her too
  • Who thought that would happen?
  • Eileen is invisible
  • I don’t even hear her when she speaks
  • Rinna is a twat
  • Erika is fabulous but crumbling
  • Dorit is hard ass
  • Eden is mute
  • Rinna is an epic bitch
  • Dorit has lost her mind
  • She is defending PK looking at Erika’s chooch
  • Erika is enjoying Rinna’s defense of her
  • Dorit calls Rinna low class
  • Dorit is wrong
  • Rinna is NO class
  • Eileen buddies up with Rinna
  • Rinna is a twat
  • For the love of God
  • FIRE RINNA
  • LVP stands up for Dorit
  • Bravo
  • Kyle is silent during confrontation
  • Erika is hanging onto garbage
  • Dorit is trying to make things better
  • She knows it will never happen
  • Erika looks unstable
  • Erika cries
  • LVP comforts
  • Erika shut down
  • There is no way she is crying about Dorit
  • This is deeper
  • Hong Kong harbor deep
  • Rinna is a twat
  • Erika’s reaction is disproportionate
  • LVp doesn’t get why Erika is so closed
  • Kyle tries to explain Erica
  • Kyle and LV are girl’s girls
  • Rinna is a twat
  • Eden needs to get a girlfriend
  • Erika is done
  • Eileen is trying
  • Rinna is foaming at the mouth
  • Dorit calls PK
  • He’s the source of the problem
  • Oy vey
  • I can’t
  • I like Dorit
  • Hong Kong looks amazing
  • Time for fake togetherness
  • They are off to Buddha
  • Poor Buddha
  • The outfits for rain and stairs is hilarious
  • I’m never going in that glass bottom tram
  • Ever
  • Tweeter?
  • I’m having a shot
  • The Buddha is remarkable
  • Rinna is a howler monkey
  • These chicks are really loud
  • LVP walks brilliantly in heals
  • Not so smooth in flats
  • The jokes about prayer is rude
  • Don’t mock what is important to so many
  • Ugh
  • The glam squads are pathetic to me
  • Dinner looks amazing
  • Bullshit in three, two one….
  • Rinna stirs up shit again
  • Rinna is a twat
  • LVP tries to nip it in the bud
  • Erika turns on LVP
  • Rinna is a horrible woman
  • Rinna asks Dorit is she trusts he husband
  • Seriously?
  • Rinna threw glass when Kim mentioned her husband
  • I can’t with this woman
  • She is offensive
  • Everyone is yelling
  • Mostly at Rinna
  • Erika looks like an idiot
  • Not really
  • She looks like she is scared of her husband
  • Not really
  • She looks like she agrees with Rinna
  • So I guess that does make her an idiot
  • I just made a cocktail
  • There is something going at home with Erika
  • Erika is crying again
  • Prettiest crier ever
  • Erika is going on and on and on
  • Dorit apologizes again
  • Erika I a bitch
  • She wants Dorit to apologize to Tom
  • Dorit agrees
  • Then Erika wants PK to apologize to Tom
  • This is so stupid
  • Erika looks mental right now
  • Rinna is a fucking lunatic
  • PLEASE FIRE RINNA
  • Eileen is telling Rinna to settle down
  • Rinna is mentally difficient
  • Erika is still crying
  • Dorit is still apologizing
  • Epic meltdown in three, two, one….
  • Erika tells Eileen to stop
  • Eileen asks what Erika wants
  • Eileen suggest she never killed her child
  • Erika is talking about her son being a cop
  • I can’t
  • Erika is now shitting all over Eileen
  • Eileen is not sure what happened
  • Nobody is sure what happened
  • Erika has lost it
  • Rinna runs to her aid
  • Fuck me
  • Erika needs a pill from Rinna’s bag
  • Eileen tries t be kind
  • Erika shits on her again
  • Eileen is now crying
  • Erika is a twat
  • I feel bad for Eileen
  • Rinna is a twat in three, two, one….
  • Rinna asks Dorit is she did coke at her party
  • Kyle and LVP are disgusted by Rinna
  • I freaking love them this season
  • This was so bad it was good
  • Beverly Hills is back!
  • Kyle and LVP are MVP’s of keeping it real