My friend Jonny 8-Vax is in trouble. He avoided getting COVID due to his eight vaccines, but succumbed to something far worse. Jonny fell in love with a Democrat.

How one woman’s life turned upside down in less than two weeks. She heard bombing near her apartment in Kiev, escaped across the border at night, traveled through three more countries, and is currently in Los Angeles.

In the interest of staying in sync with the trending fashion, here is some unverified and verified fake news for real Jews (and anyone else who is reading).

“Dating roundup” is the perfect description for being single in 2022.

If the new year feels ominous, here is a 2022 Survival Guide.

A friend’s Instagram story showed the words “Delta” and “Omicron” can be rearranged to spell “Media Control” (seriously, try it).

Several of my friends were going through horrible divorces and I felt left out, so I invented my own nightmare spouse.

This is an important conversation, but we’ll take a breath before running a campaign to promote Fair Representation of Jews in the Entertainment Industry.

“We’ve seen Bond defeat over 100 villains in the last seven decades, but he has finally been defeated by the enemy known as Outtacontrol Leftism.”