Calling all Jewish boys: Scarlett Johansson will divorce

As it turns out, hasty Canadian weddings do not make for long and happy marriages, as Scarlett Johansson has learned. The blonde bombshell married actor Ryan Reynolds that way little more than two years ago, and TMZ is now reporting that the couple will divorce.

Bad news for the broken-hearted; good news for Jewish males who can now at least fantasize that a newly single Scarlett is back on the market.