Cast of Jersey Shore Ringing Bell at NYSE is a Sign of the Apocalypse

Fist pumping ruled on Tuesday morning when the cast of Jersey Shore rang the opening bell of the New York Stock Exchange.  How is it possible that Snooki’s participation made it one of the most crowded days in years on the floor?  It’s a clear sign that the end of the world is fast approaching.

The “kids” were basking in the glow of their tanned bodies, and the glory of the experience.  These people have managed parlay their 15 minutes into big bucks, with no real end in sight.  The show’s second season is premiering on Thursday, so the train wreck is heading towards the station.

I will be watching Jersey Shore on Thursday night.  Important to note that I have absolutely no idea why.  There is no explanation why I would watch, and even more disturbing, is that I will enjoy it. Just as one cannot eat one potato chip, one cannot watch only one season of Jersey Shore.  Can I be cured of my sickening desire to watch?  I’m keeping the faith.