Top Ten Ways to tell if Al-Qaeda has vandalized this Web site


Debka.com, an Israeli site that tracks intelligence news,

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On Sunday, Nov. 11, al Qaeda’s [sic] electronic experts will start attacking Western, Jewish, Israeli, Muslim apostate and Shiite Web sites. On Day One, they will test their skills against 15 targeted sites expand the operation from day to day thereafter until hundreds of thousands of Islamist hackers are in action against untold numbers of anti-Muslim sites.

While “>” target=”_top”>The Calendar Girls get burkas

9. ” target=”_top”>JDate.com links now go to Jihad Date

7. Internal ” target=”_top”>Letters-from-the-editor replaces letters-to-the editor

4. Arts & Entertainment section renamed Ignorance & Misery

3. Hey, gimme a break we have a writers’ strike here!

2. Web pages now read from right to left

And the Number One way to tell if Al-Qaeda has vandalized this Web site is   . . .

1. Web site only works if you use Windows

—Dennis Wilen AKA The Web Guy