Stop pretending nothing happens in August


The headlines these days all seem to demand exclamation marks. Iraq is teetering on the brink! Russian troops are massing on the Ukranian border! Gaza lies in ruins! World’s worst Ebola epidemic afflicts Africa!  

Oh, and it is also National Goat Cheese Month.  Welcome to another quiet and peaceful August.

Yeah, right. One of the puzzles of summer is why so many of us persist in pretending that August is a month when nothing happens, when we can step back, tune out, take a break, and recharge. Europeans even think they are entitled to take the entire month off.

Perhaps there’s something about late summer, a couple months gone since school let out in June, that makes us forget our history. This year, August is full of reminders. We’re commemorating the 40th anniversary of President Richard Nixon’s resignation and the 100th anniversary of the outbreak of World War I.

Bellicose August also brought the Gulf of Tonkin incident that triggered our involvement in Vietnam, Iraq’s invasion of Kuwait in 1990, the failed coup attempt against Mikhail Gorbachev in 1991, the Ribbentrop-Molotov Pact in 1939 that enabled Hitler to invade Poland on September 1, and the atomic bombings of Nagasaki and Hiroshima in 1945 and ensuing Japanese surrender. Hurricane Katrina also occurred in August, but let’s leave Mother Nature out of it.

There’s a melancholic quality to August, a month nearly synonymous with “waning days of summer.”  Less acknowledged in our cultural vernacular is the extent to which the “waning” feeling is as much about the end of another year as it is about the end of summer.  

Sure, we sing “Auld Lang Syne,” kiss under the mistletoe, and wish each other a “Happy New Year” when December turns to January. But who among us doesn’t feel that the real reset moment each year, the new beginning, comes in September, the day after Labor Day? The fall is when we start school and football season and the U.S. government fiscal year, and when we get serious, if we ever do, about our work.

August, then, is about the waning not only of summer, but also of each passing year, and lost possibilities. It is about the waning of life, even.  There is a grasping, desperate quality to many of the historical events that took place in August—hence the resonance of the title of Barbara Tuchman’s historical bestseller about the outset of World War I, The Guns of August.  It’s quite fashionable to study the sequence of events that led to the so-called “Great War,” which in retrospect appear like dominoes falling as if on a predetermined course.  The rest of the war is far less fashionable to read about, as it proves too muddled a narrative.  Best to focus on the August beginning, and how it ended all that came before.

Mischief conspires with melancholia in August, the notion that mice can play while the cat’s vacationing.  It’s not clear whether Saddam Hussein thought he would get away with taking over Kuwait if he did so while the American president was summering in Maine, or whether that president’s son, when he was in office a decade later, would have taken warnings of an airborne Al Qaeda plot more seriously had he been briefed about them at some time and place other than August at his Texas ranch. 

August and the waning days of summer (and of the year, I insist) is when we let our guards down, creating an opening for those with an agenda, be it the invasion of Poland or Kuwait, or the shorting of the pound (George Soros famously bet against the British currency in August 1992, and won big).  So keep your eye on colleagues who seem especially busy and eager to stick around the office this month. Who knows what they’re up to?

Financial markets are notoriously slow in August, the month of lowest trading volumes, when bankers follow their clients to the beach. But “slow” can be a deceptive term in business as in life, given that lower volume and less liquidity in a market can make it more volatile, and more susceptible to speculation.  If you buy or sell 1,000 shares of a company, you are far more likely to influence that stock price on a day when only 5,000 shares trade hands than on a day when 100,000 shares trade hands. 

That same dynamic applies to anyone seeking to influence the outcome of any event: your influence increases the fewer people are engaged.  Which is what makes this such a dodgy month, and the current news headlines so ominous.

And now, I’m off to the beach for a week.  It’s August, after all.

Andres Martinez is editorial director of Zocalo Public Square, for which he writes the Trade Winds column.

Events Calendar: August 2011


WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 3

VENTURA COUNTY FAIR
Grab the family and enjoy “The Bounty of the County” at this year’s fair, which features games, rides, food pavilions, carnival rides, livestock pavilions and concerts by The Beach Boys, The Four Tops, Pat Benatar and REO Speedwagon. Through Aug. 14. 10 a.m. (weekends), 11 a.m. (weekdays); entrance until 10 p.m., fair closes at 11 p.m., carnival closes between 11 p.m. and midnight. $12 (general), $9 (seniors and children, 6-12), free (children, 5 and younger); rides extra. Ventura County Fairgrounds, 10 W. Harbor Blvd., Ventura. (805) 648-3376. ” title=”venturatheater.net” target=”_blank”>venturatheater.net.


FRIDAY, AUGUST 5

“MERCHANT OF VENICE”
Head outdoors to see the Bard’s controversial tragicomedy — featuring Shylock, a Jewish moneylender intent on revenge — during the final weekend of the Kingsmen Shakespeare Company’s 15th season. Through Aug. 7. 5:30 p.m. (grounds open for picnicking), 8 p.m. (show). $15 (adults), free (18 and younger). California Lutheran University, Thousand Oaks. (805) 493-3014.

SUMMER PICNICS

FRIDAY, AUGUST 5

NEW SHUL AT OAK CANYON
Bring your own picnic dinner to this annual Shabbat service in the great outdoors. Sponsored by The New Shul of the Conejo. 7:30-9:30 p.m. Free. Oak Canyon Community Park, 5600 Hollytree Drive, Oak Park. (818) 851-0030.
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SUNDAY, AUGUST 28

JEWISH COMMUNITY PICNIC
This annual community event features a barbecue, old-fashioned games and more for the whole family. 11:30 a.m.-3 p.m. $10 (adults), $5 (kids, 6-12), free (kids, 5 and under). Elings Park, 1298 Las Positas Road, Santa Barbara. (805) 565-1158. ” title=”orami.org” target=”_blank”>orami.org.


SATURDAY, AUGUST 6

FAMILY FUN NIGHT
Spend quality time with family and friends during this synagogue fundraiser. Rock out to Kol Play. Join the Havdalah service. Enjoy carnival games, a watermelon-eating contest and a movie (1971’s “Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory”). Food and snacks available for purchase from Menchie’s, Rocket Fizz and a food truck. 5:30-9:30 p.m. Free admission. Temple Kol Tikvah, 20400 Ventura Blvd., Woodland Hills. (818) 348-0670. ” title=”valleycultural.org” target=”_blank”>valleycultural.org.

ACADEMY FESTIVAL ORCHESTRA
A trio of symphonic sounds closes out the summer season, conducted by maestro Leonard Slatkin, a Southern California native and incoming music director of the Orchestre National de Lyon. Enjoy Cindy McTee’s “Circuits,” Tchaikovsky’s “Francesca da Rimini, TH 46, op. 32” and Stravinsky’s “The Rite of Spring.” 8 p.m. $10-$48. The Granada Theatre, 1214 State St., Santa Barbara. (805) 899-2222. ” title=”eventbee.com/v/campjewlicious2011″ target=”_blank”>eventbee.com/v/campjewlicious2011.


SATURDAY, AUGUST 27

RICHARD LEWIS
Like your comedy slightly neurotic? Actor-comedian Richard Lewis (“Curb Your Enthusiasm”) manages to make depression funny, drawing on his therapy sessions and recovery from alcoholism for his stand-up act. 6 p.m. (doors open), 9 p.m. (show begins). $29.50 (under 18 must be accompanied by an adult). Canyon Club, 28912 Roadside Drive, Agoura Hills. (818) 879-5016. ” title=”congregationbnaiemet.org” target=”_blank”>congregationbnaiemet.org.

WELCOME BACK BASH
Celebrate Temple Aliyah’s 50th anniversary during this open house, which features activities for the whole family and a barbecue. 4-6 p.m. Free. Temple Aliyah, 6025 Valley Circle Blvd., Woodland Hills. (818) 346-3545.

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