Top 10 Reasons Patti Stanger & Millionaire Matchmaker Should Get Canned

10)  She has a show about matchmaking, but we have never seen her make a match.

9)  She has a drag queen impersonator that is prettier and more feminine than she is.

8)  She has a staff that should be working at LA Ink.

7)  She is rude, obnoxious and abrasive.

6)  She has to pay clients to be on her show.

5)  She makes us want to put crushed glass in our eyes.

4)  She is offensive to men, women, gays, Jews, and most living things.

3)  She is not funny and is recycling jokes from season one.

2)  She isn’t getting the numbers she got before we knew she was a skank.

And the number one reason Patti Stanger and Millionaire Matchmaker should be cancelled is:

We don’t like her or her stupid show, and we are not watching.

I hate to be harsh, but it’s the truth, and needed to be said.  By “hate to be harsh”, of course I mean this was my toned down version of what I really wanted to say.  It’s hard to not be vicious when you’ve had 2 glasses of wine, which by the way is not enough to make it through an episode of this crap fest.  That my friends, is keeping it real.