Joan Rivers seeks OJM (Old Jewish Male)

“You have got to feel like you are the most magical creature alive that day, because then the reality will hit. We can give you the Snooki look,” Joan says, puffing up Caroline’s hair into a little bump. “And if we put a hole here [pointing to Caroline’s privates], we can give her the Kardashian look.”

When asked what could make Rivers shop for another wedding dress of her own, she replied, “An old Jewish man with a cough!”