Real Housewives of New Jersey Week 6 Recap


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At week six I should be waiting with excitement for another episode, but the truth is I forgot it was even on tonight. There is nothing interesting happening here and I’m bored. In fact, I watched WWHL before I watched the episode and I must say I thought Margaret was fantastic. Weird since I don’t like her on the show, but her and her mom were great. Go figure. Jose is here and he is looking at me with love so I’m going to take a shot, make a margarita, and get my bullet points started. Fingers crossed they give us something worth watching.

  • Teresa and her family are off to Puerto Rico
  • Siggy is at a medical appointment
  • Margaret has great taste in cars
  • She also has no taste is shoes
  • I love how Teresa loves her dad
  • I love him too
  • Dolores is with Siggy at her appointment
  • She is getting her hormone levels checked
  • They are talking about Margaret and Danielle
  • Dolores talks smack about Teresa
  • Siggy defends Teresa
  • Dolores is not interested and pissed at everyone
  • Siggy is having pellets injected into her ass
  • Cool thing
  • Where is Marge Senior’s accent from?
  • Margaret tells her mom about Siggy losing her shit
  • Danielle and Margaret are friends?
  • Margaret calls Dolores to meet and make peace
  • Very sad to see Puerto Rico
  • Prayers to everyone there as they continue to suffer
  • Danielle calls Tre on vacation to bitch about Dolores
  • I want to impale myself
  • Time for another shot
  • Teresa being closer friends with Danielle is stupid
  • Gorga time
  • Blah, blah, blah
  • I like Joe Gorga
  • Melissa makes me itchy
  • Dolores and Margaret meet up
  • Dolores is open and honest
  • She is also a loyal friend
  • Margaret is calm and willing to talk
  • Dolores turns a blind eye when it comes to Sig
  • I trust Dolores
  • Margaret respects how Dolores keeps her family together
  • Dolores has been through a lot with Frank
  • She loves her kids and it is impressive
  • Margaret tells us about her ex-husband
  • She got married at 24 and had three step-kids
  • She loved the kids as if they were her own
  • When she ended the marriage the kids stopped talking to her
  • Margaret cries and it is sad
  • She has a lot of pain
  • I understand why the kids don’t talk to her though
  • She’s likeable right now
  • Back to Puerto Rico
  • I’m falling asleep
  • Milania is everything
  • I feel sad for these kids
  • Teresa seems to be setting us up for her divorce
  • Very interesting
  • Time for Melissa
  • I’m going to fold laundry
  • I need more Jose
  • Jersey is bad for my liver
  • Melissa is painfully uninteresting
  • Teresa is doing a photo shoot for Joe
  • Her kids hate having their pictures taken
  • They are over her
  • Four girls must be so hard
  • Joe is out with his daughter
  • She is beautiful
  • They are sweet together
  • Dolores and Siggy are on a double date
  • Siggy is feeling better and more balanced
  • Dolores tells them about her meeting with Margaret
  • Siggy is not happy Dolores likes Margaret
  • Siggy is not handling this season well
  • Hope she turns it around
  • Dolores is coming into her own
  • Bravo
  • Siggy agrees to give Margaret a second chance
  • I like their friendship
  • Squad goals
  • Teresa is hanging with her dad
  • He tells her she spoils her kids
  • He is as red as a lobster
  • Bless him
  • Teresa’s dad cries about his wife
  • I am crying with him
  • This is crushing
  • Teresa sets up her divorce a little bit more
  • I’m waiting for a storyline
  • Thank God Jose is here to keep me company
  • The season is dragging
  • The tequila is flowing
  • This show is better without Danielle
  • I’m shloshed and keeping it real

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