The Real Housewives of Dallas – No. No. No.

I have given up on the loser housewives of Orange County. They simply should not be on television anymore. There is nothing to watch and my liver is too fragile to watch, so I’m not. When I announced this week that I had given up on the season and would no longer blog it, a lot of people asked me to try Dallas instead. Well, I caught up on the season today and all I can say is no, no, and no.

These women are not interesting or compelling in any way. The little red head is painful, the tall blonde chick who likes pink makes my lower back spasm, and the charity chick makes me itchy. These women do not belong on television and my liver deserves my respect, so I am staying away from this garbage. I welcome the short time off and am looking forward to New Jersey keeping it real.