Real Housewives of Orange County Week 4 Recap


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  • I am drinking red wine tonight
  • Might get sloppy
  • No shame
  • I’m doing bullet points
  • More fun for me
  • Jose is here for back up
  • I love him
  • Shannon is visiting Tamra
  • Why do we watch this show?
  • Anyone?
  • Tamra gives Shannon calming pills
  • Never going to work
  • Shannon needs pot
  • She also needs to leave her husband
  • Davis is dead inside
  • He’s also never going to a have sex with her
  • Kelly is with her husband
  • They are painful together
  • Kelly is a sloppy drunk
  • Shannon is mentally unstable
  • What is Kelly’s husband’s name?
  • He is invisible
  • Kelly thinks she and Shannon could be friends
  • Kelly blames Tamra for their fighting
  • Swallowing glass is more fun that this show
  • Kelly shouldn’t have been invited back
  • She’s a bore
  • Lydia’s mom is having a party for her grandson
  • I love Judy
  • I want to be her friend
  • By friend of course I mean smoke pot together
  • These chicks spend a lot of time recapping
  • That’s our job
  • Move on to new content already
  • Rain in the OC is funny to me
  • Who wears heels to a kid party?
  • Peggy wants to stay clear of the drama
  • She’s cute
  • She does not however, have cancer
  • This party makes me want to impale myself
  • Judy should be a housewife instead of Lydia
  • No I’m not.
  • Vicki tells Peggy she will show her the ropes
  • Peggy tells Vicki she had a mastectomy
  • Vicki asked if it was preventative
  • Who asks that?
  • This is some seriously scripted bullshit
  • Vicki is a twat
  • She is also not a cancer expert
  • Kelly is having a vaginal rejuvenation
  • This is so Beverly Hills 5 years ago
  • Kelly is gross
  • I am skipping over her vag job
  • I’m also having a shot of Jose
  • This show demands it
  • Shannon is giving her daughter a driving lesson
  • My. God. Make. It. Stop.
  • I am embarrassed for Shannon’s kids
  • I am folding laundry
  • Thankfully I also have to empty the dishwasher
  • Tamra is hanging with Ryan
  • He needs a drink
  • Probably because of who his mother is
  • Shannon is crying about her daughter Sydney
  • She is talking about it at an event
  • I thought the problem was Tamra talking about her
  • These chicks should not talk about their kids
  • Tamra orchestrated a meeting with Sydney
  • She said she didn’t know she was there
  • Bullshit
  • Ryan looks like an old man
  • Marrying a woman with a ton of kids will do that to you
  • Ryan is crying
  • Tamra is fake crying
  • This is a waste of our time
  • I’ll watch so you don’t have to
  • My liver says you are welcome
  • Megan is on
  • Is she still on this show?
  • She hired her cousin to be her nanny
  • She has no experience with babies
  • Brilliant move
  • Meghan asked Kelly if she had a boyfriend
  • Kelly told Meghan Jimmy was cheating on her
  • How do they overcome that?
  • Visit over wine!
  • Dear Lord
  • Kelly is a bad friend
  • Meghan is a boring friend
  • Both these chicks are wasting my time
  • More recapping
  • These women need better hairdressers
  • Time for Peggy to show off her wealth
  • Transition: Vicki is jealous as hell
  • Vicki loves Peggy
  • This too shall pass
  • Vicki wants to sell them insurance
  • Peggy loves Vicki
  • This too shall pass
  • Peggy is crying having lost both her parents
  • Very sad
  • Vicki makes it about her
  • If they bond over Peggy not having cancer I will scream
  • These two are going to kill me
  • I shall be sad for New York City to end
  • I am not watching Dallas
  • I’ll be stuck with these bitches
  • Tamra’s dad looks like Simon
  • Just saying
  • Flashback to 2009
  • Tamra has had A LOT of work
  • Tamra is going to milk her kids for a storyline
  • Again
  • Tamra’s dad came
  • Her mom did not
  • Blah, blah, blah
  • Fake crying in three… two… one…
  • She invites her family up to join her
  • I can’t
  • This is a desperate cry for attention
  • Good message
  • Bullshit delivery
  • I’m done
  • I had 2 shots and 2 glasses of wine
  • Thank goodness this show is only an hour
  • I’ll be back next week
  • Jose will be here too
  • Keeping me drunk so I can keep it real